[CAG] Barracks (COD/HALO3/TF2/RSV2/etc...)

This match just became that much lamer.

I knew someone was going to pull, "This is just a video game/ we play for fun anyways." line. Stick with your guns next time, because now we know the CAG team is going to get beat badly and it's not going to be fun for anyone.
 
Well said guys. I'm not remotely competitive at games. I just hop online everyone once in a while to veg out and have some fun. I don't worry about wins/losses, kill death ratio etc. I just play to have fun. And yes, I suck because of it as I don't "practice" or log mad hours. I just hop on when I have nothing better to do and want to have some FUN.

Nothing wrong with playing more competitively. It's just not my bag and I hope this isn't a trend that ends up ruining our CAG gaming nights. Fine to have some seperate meet ups for the more competitive gamers, I just hope the uber competitive assholes don't spill over into our random games.
 
[quote name='Simon D I']
I'm not that great at the game. But what I excel at is being an awesome team player, being fun to play with, and not talking mindless immature trash for no reason when I'm online.

My attitude is, if you don't do it in real life, don't do it online. ...half of the people that have talked trash to me wouldn't dare talk down to me in person, so in that I take solace.
[/quote]

I completely agree. You have my vote Mr. President.
 
While the trash talking is pretty pointless, were you guys not around for the Gears of War "tournament"?

...you guys are fucked.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']I just hope the uber competitive assholes don't spill over into our random games.[/QUOTE]

This is completely separate.

None of us are going to play casually with you guys, so you guys can do whatever after the CAG competition.

I don't know why you guys will be the ones to call us out (Thorbahn), talk trash (Simon, MVP) and than say "It's just a game."

Of course it is, but that doesn't mean you can't have a little un-friendly competition.
 
Thorban started it all with his post on another board. I just wanted to let you chumps know that you're not the top tier players on this site. We're the best here and instead of arguing about it I figured it would be best to mop the floor with you rather than talk about it.

And Simon D, if you do go over to TF2, let me know and we'll kick your ass on that too.
 
:rofl: @ all of this.[quote name='Simon D I']
My attitude is, if you don't do it in real life, don't do it online. ...half of the people that have talked trash to me wouldn't dare talk down to me in person.
[/quote]

It must be your cool shades that scares 'em.
 
Thinking that I wouldn't talk to you like this is real life proves you haven't been here very long nor do you deserve to have any affiliation with CAG in any game.
 
Campaign banners are up:

simoncoaxsig.jpg


Lovingly altered from the Stewart/Colbert banner heh, for perfect sig sizing
 
[quote name='chasemurata']Hell, you could be the Secretary of Defense and Offense. ;)[/quote]

**Pushes button for worldwide destruction** (Excluding the Midwest of course (Well maybe Jennifer Granwhore's house :D))

[quote name='zewone']This is completely separate.

None of us are going to play casually with you guys, so you guys can do whatever after the CAG competition.

I don't know why you guys will be the ones to call us out (Thorbahn), talk trash (Simon, MVP) and than say "It's just a game."

Of course it is, but that doesn't mean you can't have a little un-friendly competition.[/quote]

Hey now, I am not retracting anything I said. I stand by my statement that I am ready to kick some ass. Now, unless you guys are some ungodly-specimen-freak-of-nature-super-humans, than I am not worried. Even then, I will fight it out with anyone.

And yes, I do play for fun, but I also play to win. Doesn't matter if it is checkers or tic-tac-toe. It's on like Donkey Kong.

So you better pump your HGH and your other anabolic 'roids and get ready to rumble.
 
haha, I still need to listen to that podcast. I've had it downloaded for a few days now, but I keep forgetting to put it on my iPod.

But hey, if they had a stat for fastest to shoot down an enemy helicopter, Simon would win. Whats the new record, four seconds of being over the battlefield before it was blown out of the sky?
 
[quote name='mvp828']Hey now, I am not retracting anything I said. I stand by my statement that I am ready to kick some ass. Now, unless you guys are some ungodly-specimen-freak-of-nature-super-humans, than I am not worried.[/quote]

I'd worry.

10 Eastern works for me.
 
Getcha popcorn ready. :D

EDIT: It's going to be fun playing against completely unorganized ( and from what I read, pretty terrible? ) opponents. :D
 
[quote name='mvp828']Now, unless you guys are some ungodly-specimen-freak-of-nature-super-humans, than I am not worried[/quote]

We are, so you should be.

[quote name='xcoax']But hey, if they had a stat for fastest to shoot down an enemy helicopter, Simon would win. Whats the new record, four seconds of being over the battlefield before it was blown out of the sky?[/quote]

Wow. I didn't know about this, Jesus, maybe we'll have to back out.


So anywho, let's pick the maps/game types now so there's no confusion later. We'll play best of 7. You guys can pick 4 types, we'll pick 3. And of your 4 we'll play two of them before we play our picks, just to give you a chance.

We submit the following:

Crash/Domination
Ambush/Domination
Bog/Team Deathmatch


After you post yours we will reorder them and it will be finalized before game time.
 
[quote name='Simon D I']I completely agree with xcoax. This all started when JimmieMac challenged us after we were complaining about trash talking idiots on MLG/Game Battles, and all those other cute little boys' clubs.

We are simply defending the gamers who want to play for fun, not to compete in every way, shape and form, just for the sake of "0oo0o0oo you're such a n0oB!!!! I pwned u cuz I'm so Pr0, dood!'

I love playing this game solely to enjoy it with [CAG]. But according to a few folks, including some of the ones we're facing, because we're not playing competitively in tournaments and other silly games, and because we're not playing only to bring our "stats" up, ....we "suck."

I'm not that great at the game. But what I excel at is being an awesome team player, being fun to play with, and not talking mindless immature trash for no reason when I'm online.

My attitude is, if you don't do it in real life, don't do it online. ...half of the people that have talked trash to me wouldn't dare talk down to me in person, so in that I take solace.

I think that after CAG WAR II, and after I get burned out on the new maps, I'm going to return this 8th rental, put in Team Fortress 2, and leave these cocky, trash talking shaq-fu-ers out of my gaming experiences.


...I just can't wait until COD 5 comes out, and all the dudes that live their lives on this game and treat people like shit just sit in a corner and cry because nobody gives a damn about their 10th level prestige.

...the same goes for any asshole who doesn't realize that VIDEO GAMES are just that. GAMES.


...man, I thought my 30 minute rant about this subject on my podcast last week would be enough, but I'm getting fired up all over again.:bomb:[/QUOTE]
... who ARE you?
 
[quote name='Brak']... who ARE you?[/quote]


CAG Presidential Nominee "Enjoys the company of men" Simon D I



Better recognize suckkkaaaaa


:lol:
 
[quote name='twen']So...when is this?[/QUOTE]

Wait...This dude^ is playing too? From what everyone( Your CAG buddies ) posts about you, you are the premier shit talker. Also from what I read is that they all hate you.
 
Yes we talk shit about Twen, but it is because we care... And usually his shit talking his pretty damn funny... With the exception of his epic mistake that I heard about a couple days after it happened.

Twen, are you going to join in on the CAG Misfit / "Think we are superior" (aka Revolution) raping??
 
[quote name='Brak']Some guy with sunglasses and a soul patch.[/QUOTE]

You must be a cool guy then. I mean come on...... Sunglasses and a soul patch? Thats the definition of cool right there. :D
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']You must be a cool guy then. I mean come on...... Sunglasses and a soul patch? Thats the definition of cool right there. :D[/quote]

As a matter of fact it does...


howie_mandel_baldSHOP.jpg
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Thinking that I wouldn't talk to you like this is real life proves you haven't been here very long nor do you deserve to have any affiliation with CAG in any game.[/quote]

I'm going to quote "the Office" here and say:

"wow. this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head."


I think I hurt everyone's feelings :(

I should never have stepped foot on the "revolution's" turf :(

It's okay, at least I know that I can walk around Chicago and not get my ass beat for having a big mouth.



Okay, since I can't handle the awesome and supreme power of Prince and the Revolution, I'm gonna retire from this thread (cue: being called a puss for doing so).

So Brak, all your witty remarks will go unheard :(
Pimpinc33, all your cute comments will go unheard :(

You see, guys, that's what happens when nobody cares about your "online identity" :(

JimmieMac probably is wearing a homemade knit sweater with "hug me" on it, listening to Fall Out Boy. It's okay, man, you're allowed to act cool online... everyone does it.

Same with you, Brak. If you want, I can leave some glitter comments on your myspace page. Anything to make your guy's online identities more important and satisfying!

At the end of the day, what you do in REAL LIFE matters. Nobody cares about your prestige level, gamerscore, gamertag, or scary avatar :(

Sorry guys :(

Later, [CAG] crew!
 
You are an out of the loop chump with a 6 month tenure here, nobody is going to miss you. What's even funnier is that just about everyone but you knows what I look like, what I do for a living and that this isn't an act.

So we'll see you 'round, dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out and be sure to save that little farewell speech for the next board you waltz into and try to act like King Banana of Fruit Island and then get put in your place. Chances are it will happen to you more often than not.
 
Is this serious? Can I get a spread? Like over-under differential is 200 pts...if I remember Brak from Halo 2..gimme his team.

Oh yeah, Howie Mandel is the new Chuck Norris.
 
[quote name='ph33r m3']Is this serious? Can I get a spread? Like over-under differential is 200 pts...if I remember Brak from Halo 2..gimme his team.
[/quote]I'd rather wager that: when the Revolution wins, these lackeys drop the CAG out of their clan tags so we can restore some respect back to this site; and since it's scientifically impossible for us to lose, we don't even have to discuss the opposing side's stakes.

[quote name='xcoax']All of this isn't helping form a cohesive community, which was the one thing that really drew me to this site.[/quote]Nonsense! The CAG community on CoD4 will be a lot better off once you guys realize the rigid caste system in play here:

Example 1-a

Monarchs: Revolution
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Middle class: CAG CoD4 players who don't run mouths/name-drop CAG on random sites.
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Lowly/Peasant class: Whack-ass, fun loving CAG ninjas who do us bogus.​
 
[quote name='Tha Xecutioner']I'd rather wager that: when the Revolution wins, these lackeys drop the CAG out of their clan tags so we can restore some respect back to this site; and since it's scientifically impossible for us to lose, we don't even have to discuss the opposing side's stakes.

Nonsense! The CAG community on CoD4 will be a lot better off once you guys realize the rigid caste system in play here:

Example 1-a

Monarchs: Revolution
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Middle class: CAG CoD4 players who don't run mouths/name-drop CAG on random sites.
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Lowly/Peasant class: Whack-ass, fun loving CAG ninjas who do us bogus.​
[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='Tha Xecutioner']
Example 1-a

Monarchs: Revolution
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Middle class: CAG CoD4 players who don't run mouths/name-drop CAG on random sites.
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Lowly/Peasant class: Whack-ass, fun loving CAG ninjas who do us bogus.​
[/QUOTE]

Needs more pie diagram.
 
[quote name='Tha Xecutioner']

Nonsense! The CAG community on CoD4 will be a lot better off once you guys realize the rigid caste system in play here:

Example 1-a

Monarchs: Revolution
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Middle class: CAG CoD4 players who don't run mouths/name-drop CAG on random sites.
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Lowly/Peasant class: Whack-ass, fun loving CAG ninjas who do us bogus.​
[/QUOTE]
This is the best post you've ever made. All subsequent posts under your name will fail achieve this level of excellence.

Your services here are no longer needed.
 
[quote name='zewone']Jim doesn't get off until 10:30PM EST on Saturday.

I was hoping to have it go down at 12AM EST.[/QUOTE]

$$$$a, thorbahn has a bedtime!
 
Anything after 10 PM EST and I either A) Won't be able to play at all or B) Will only get to play a match or two.

I have to work Midnight-8 AM and then again Sunday 4-Midnight.
 
Hmmm...

Looks like the new maps will be available for the War.

Was just playing a round and got 21 snipes in 4 minutes.
 
Times good for me (since we can't come to some agreement):
4/6 Sunday - 8pm - 5am*
4/7-4/11 Monday-Friday - 10pm - 5am*

*all times in Central Standard Time (CST)
 
[quote name='thorbahn3']I wished you'd make up your mind Zewone as to what time is fine.[/QUOTE]

What the hell are you talking about?

I never even chose a time, I chose a day, now I'm choosing a time.
 
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