CAG Comic: A(ss)perture Science

[CheapyD]

Continuing our once per year tradition, WhipSmartBanky and I present the 2007 edition of the CAG Comic!

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[Mr Unoriginal]

Based on a true story?

 

[KaneRobot]

At least the one guy asked nicely.

 

[Temporaryscars]

Don't you need to shoot the portal onto a wall though? I didn't know you could do mid air portals. AS has come a long way I guess.

 

[argyle]

[quote name='KaneRobot']At least the one guy asked nicely.[/QUOTE]


Guessing you haven't played Bioshock yet.

 

[ananag112]

But how would you buy something from Japan for that last guy using this device?

 

[kevlar51]

[quote name='KaneRobot']At least the one guy asked nicely.[/quote]

Haven't played Bioshock, huh?

 

[kevlar51]

Dammit argyle!!!!

 

[KaneRobot]

Before everyone responds with the same thing, the answer is no.

 

[ITDEFX]

wait... I thought you needed to project this on to a hard surface instead of empty space.

 

[youruglyclone]

it took this long before someone did a self-buttsex joke with the portal gun...granted the execution was off, but bravo!

 

[2n!Gel]

Lets do it Portal style!!!

 

[spoo]

[quote name='KaneRobot']At least the one guy asked nicely.[/QUOTE]
Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

[13thwarrior]

The shirt is the funniest part of the comic.

 

[geminas01]

[quote name='13thwarrior']The shirt is the funniest part of the comic.[/quote]

Does anyone sell shirts like that? YMMV, B&M Only, DOTD, OOS....the possibilities are endless :lol:

 

[13thwarrior]

i'd buy one

*incoming new clothing venture for CAG*

 

[cdrober]

hahaha, this is great Cheapy, thanks!

 

[mega_n00bzer]

thank whipsmartbanky!

 

[Strell]

"We do what we do, because, we can."

 

[shieryda]

Good one! The look on Cheapy's face as he is penetrating himself is pretty amusing.

Also, please get to work on that line of clothing.

 

[y2julio]

lmfao that was funny. Nice BioShock reference too.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

The comic looks great, by the way. Excellent art work, WhipSmartBanky.

....he's ing himself. I get it now. Wow, I'm an idiot for not getting that at first.

 

[underliness]

Haha, well done!

 

[shieryda]

Does this prove that Cheapy will go to great lengths to do anything we request of him???

 

[CheapyD]

[quote name='shieryda']Does this prove that Cheapy will go to great lengths to do anything we request of him???[/quote] Only if those requests result in my pleasure.

[quote name='geminas01']Does anyone sell shirts like that? YMMV, B&M Only, DOTD, OOS....the possibilities are endless :lol:[/quote]
http://www.cafepress.com/cheapassgamer

 

[shieryda]

[quote name='CheapyD']Only if those requests result in my pleasure.[/quote]

In that case, I guess everyone wins!

 

[Msut77]

That was pretty awesome.

 

[lilboo]

Do you really get a lot of hatemail like that?!

 

[pete5883]

[quote name='youruglyclone']it took this long before someone did a self-buttsex joke with the portal gun...granted the execution was off, but bravo![/QUOTE]
Oh now I get it. The art didn't help.

 

[Salmonday]

[quote name='ITDEFX']wait... I thought you needed to project this on to a hard surface instead of empty space.[/QUOTE]


Cheapy seems to be having no trouble maintaining a hard surface.

 

[urzishra14]

cheapyd mentioned where to get the shirts.. mine says go yourself.

 

[Kyattsuai]

Haha, took a second to get that. I was thinking, though, wouldn't you never be "successful", since the front and back are moving at the same rate? You would have to somehow move the portal itself forwards and backwards.

 

[deadite76]

 

[Deadpool]

[quote name='CheapyD']

http://www.cafepress.com/cheapassgamer[/QUOTE]


Holy shit i might just get myself a devil customer hat!


And great job on the comic guys! i almost choked on my powerade thx!

 

[Jeoff]

I'd buy that shirt lol.

 

[Boss]

I want OOS boxers!

 

[shieryda]

[quote name='Deadpool']Holy shit i might just get myself a devil customer hat!
[/quote]

Thank you for the link. I didn't see a black winter hat on there. Was one ever produced? I could use one here in chilly Chicago!

 

[spydey]

I love it!

 

[genneo]

nice one.

 

[orntar]

what is the bioshock reference? and i have played the game.

 

[PKRipp3r]

when you shoot the Portal gun up your own ass... THAT'S when things get really Malkovich

not for the weak of heart though

 

[Liquid 2]

Oh dear.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

[quote name='Strell']"We do what we do, because, we can."[/quote]

"We do what we must, because we can."

:lol:

 

[Cow_tipper]

This probably made my day.

 

[Shady3011]

[quote name='orntar']what is the bioshock reference? and i have played the game.[/quote]

Spoiler

The phrase, "Would you kindly..." is the one Fontaine (Atlas) would use to control the players actions.

Great comic, guys. I can't wait for next years comic.

 

[gunm]

Ha ha what everyone else said.

 

[dafunkk12]

[quote name='youruglyclone']it took this long before someone did a self-buttsex joke with the portal gun...[/QUOTE]
I'm kind of surprised no one said "is it gay or masturbation" yet.

...

No...wait. There it is.

 

[FoxHoundADAM]

HA, made me laugh.

 

[eswat]

Took me a while to figure it out. I was distracted by the shirt. x_X