CAG Gaming Group - Call of Duty 4 Thursdays

[quote name='Khondor']Good games indeed.
Me, Simon, AttackingMVP, Mat Young and Cantloupe went to the wee hours of the morning.
Nothing like Double XP :D[/quote]

That we did... I think the highlight of the night happened after everyone had left except Matt Young, Cantaloup, Khondor and myself...

Obnoxious, squeaky, 12 year-old kid talking to friends not in game: "What did you just say you want to rape me?"

Me: "I'll rape you."

Khondor: **Evil and sinister laughing"" (kind of resembled that of a child molestor)

Matt Young: "Good god...you okay Khondor"

Then all of this was followed by Matt Young's homosexual encounter which made it all the more funnier.


As for playing, I will be on again at about midnight est. tonight after work.
 
[quote name='mvp828']That we did... I think the highlight of the night happened after everyone had left except Matt Young, Cantaloup, Khondor and myself...

Obnoxious, squeaky, 12 year-old kid talking to friends not in game: "What did you just say you want to rape me?"

Me: "I'll rape you."

Khondor: **Evil and sinister laughing"" (kind of resembled that of a child molestor)

Matt Young: "Good god...you okay Khondor"

Then all of this was followed by Matt Young's homosexual encounter which made it all the more funnier.


As for playing, I will be on again at about midnight est. tonight after work.[/quote]



no way dude, the highlight was deffinatly when Matt Young put a banana in his mouth, and sent us all pictures, in the middle of a ground war match on ambush. we lost because i was too busy laughing!
 
[quote name='Blood Covenent']no way dude, the highlight was deffinatly when Matt Young put a banana in his mouth, and sent us all pictures, in the middle of a ground war match on ambush. we lost because i was too busy laughing!
[/QUOTE]

Haha, is that what happened? I noticed you all were having a party in the middle of the map not moving at all. I guess I should thank him that I got a 24 kill streak to start the match.
 
Well it's sort of awkward for me lately.

I have a few real life acquaintances (not really friends) who keep inviting me to matches but for some reason don't want to play with us. So it's rough telling them no thanks and I don't really want to leave the CAG matches.
 
[quote name='Samus']Well it's sort of awkward for me lately.

I have a few real life acquaintances (not really friends) who keep inviting me to matches but for some reason don't want to play with us. So it's rough telling them no thanks and I don't really want to leave the CAG matches.[/quote]

Damn, I had that problem for a while, but then I completely stopped playing with everyone BUT CAGs!

So I highly recommend burning all bridges with other acquaintances, and playing exclusively with us! :D

I mean shit...where else can you play with a HAMSTER, the UNDERTAKER, the FOUR WHOREMEN of the APOCALYPSE, two NINJAS, a claymore-crazy silent ass ass in, and the rest of us sexy ass muthas?

All I have to say is;

when you're TWEN W.O., you're TWEN W.O. for life!



p.s., Samus, the CAGs are telling me that you're a woman. Did I miss this post? If so, I'm sorry I've called you "Bro, brother, dude, dawg, sucka, homey, vato, buddy, guy, etc..." :hot:
 
I joined, of course. You, twen, AttackingMVP, and FrankySox (in no particular order) are the loves of my life. ;) Even though Chase is the only one I can hair-pull and butt fuck at the same time.
 
[quote name='Blood Covenent']no way dude, the highlight was deffinatly when Matt Young put a banana in his mouth, and sent us all pictures, in the middle of a ground war match on ambush. we lost because i was too busy laughing!
[/quote]

That was a banana! I thought it was a twinkie.

Thanx for singing that One Republic song last night. Its burned on to my brain.
A-holes :)
 
Ughhhhhhhh aaaaaaa oooowwwwwwww mmmaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbeeeeyyyyaaaa

Only a select few of the 1-9 guys know what this is about.
 
[quote name='mvp828']Ughhhhhhhh aaaaaaa oooowwwwwwww mmmaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbeeeeyyyyaaaa

Only a select few of the 1-9 guys know what this is about.[/quote]

please tell me i am not one of them, because i have no idea what you are ....doing?
 
[quote name='Simon D I']Damn, I had that problem for a while, but then I completely stopped playing with everyone BUT CAGs!

So I highly recommend burning all bridges with other acquaintances, and playing exclusively with us! :D

I mean shit...where else can you play with a HAMSTER, the UNDERTAKER, the FOUR WHOREMEN of the APOCALYPSE, two NINJAS, a claymore-crazy silent ass ass in, and the rest of us sexy ass muthas?

All I have to say is;

when you're TWEN W.O., you're TWEN W.O. for life!



p.s., Samus, the CAGs are telling me that you're a woman. Did I miss this post? If so, I'm sorry I've called you "Bro, brother, dude, dawg, sucka, homey, vato, buddy, guy, etc..." :hot:[/quote]

lol no I'm not a woman. My voice doesn't sound that high-pitched does it? (I'm NessFK if people don't realize)

I made this Samus account as an alt originally, not intending to actually use it, but then I sort of realized multiple accounts were forbidden here so I got the other one kind of banned.

So I realize that some people think that robot is a woman, and that it's kind of confusing.
 
Okay, Samus, I knew you were a guy!

Damnit, CAGs, who the fuck told me that Samus was a woman? And why are you playing mind games with me??!?! ARGHGHHHGHGHGHH!!!

Well, I don't even know what to say anymore :(

Ness, the only question that's on every guy's mind in here is;
are you cute?
 
BTW....all that awful singing must of done something to my 360 last night. Because after I shutdown my 360 then turned it on again, (beacuse I coulndn't sleep) I got a red ring.
 
[quote name='Blood Covenent']please tell me i am not one of them, because i have no idea what you are ....doing?[/quote]

No you weren't around for our orgasm fest... Unfortunate for you. :^o:whistle2:&

It was great though. Someone (twen, simon or young not sure which one) decided it would be funny to only make sex sounds when the first non-CAG joined the room. So there goes Simon, "Oh _______ you are so good ah ah ah ah!!!"


[quote name='chi.bri']BTW....all that awful singing must of done something to my 360 last night. Because after I shutdown my 360 then turned it on again, (beacuse I coulndn't sleep) I got a red ring.[/quote]

Wow... I feel bad, but at the same time give myself a pat on the back as should my other Four Whoremen Compadres... Not only can we now put annoying everyone so bad the room empties to our resume, but also killing an Xbox 360 via singing and voice communication.
 
[quote name='mvp828']No you weren't around for our orgasm fest... Unfortunate for you. :^o:whistle2:&

It was great though. Someone (twen, simon or young not sure which one) decided it would be funny to only make sex sounds when the first non-CAG joined the room. So there goes Simon, "Oh _______ you are so good ah ah ah ah!!!"




Wow... I feel bad, but at the same time give myself a pat on the back as should my other Four Whoremen Compadres... Not only can we now put annoying everyone so bad the room empties to our resume, but also killing an Xbox 360 via singing and voice communication.[/quote]

Ohhh yeah...I forgot about the moaning. Maybe my 360 orgasmed to death.
 
Simon and the seal noises tops all. That is all. Hope to see you guys around for one hell of a finale for this weekend.
 
[quote name='Simon D I']

Ness, the only question that's on every guy's mind in here is;
are you cute?[/quote]

I dunno, are you attracted to boys under the age of consent?
 
[quote name='Samus']I dunno, are you attracted to boys under the age of consent?[/QUOTE]

Of course he is!
 
[quote name='Shan82']Haha...sounds pretty fun! : )

I'm actually of the female persuasion, but thanks for the "bro" anyway ; ) . My gamertag (if that's the thing when you sign on LIVE) is Shanlynn82 (I know; real original!) . Not really into this hardcore though...will try to add the code when I get on tomorrow or the next day...which brings up the question...how do you add friends/others on?

Thanks for the help guys! : )[/QUOTE]

Sorry, Simon. THAT was the post I was referring to, and I thought it was made by Samus. My mistake.
 
The seal noises were coming from me... or at least the ones I think you are thinking of... the ones that sounded like a seal/dog being shot.
 
Man, sounds like I missed a ton of fun by getting off early last night... Simon, I joined that myspace group you posted. Twen, that UAV Jammers sig is amazing.

I'll probably play a little now, and a little after the Celtics game tonight. I really should give up my place in the room for someone who could actually use the Double XP, so if there's already nine and someone else wants in I'll be sure to get out.
 
Well apparently Khondor had to be a complete asshole and block and remove me, thank you very much.

Which leads me to another thing. Half of you guys are complete bores. Me, Simon, MVP, Matt, and KC1313 are pretty much the core of the cool people. The rest of you put me to fucking sleep. So I don't care what you guys think.
 
[quote name='twen']Well apparently Khondor had to be a complete asshole and block and remove me, thank you very much.

Which leads me to another thing. Half of you guys are complete bores. Me, Simon, MVP, Matt, and KC1313 are pretty much the core of the cool people. The rest of you put me to fucking sleep. So I don't care what you guys think.[/quote]

And you wonder why we're silent most of the time....;)

Asshole.
 
[quote name='joe2187']And you wonder why we're silent most of the time....;)

Asshole.[/quote]

Well, I won't echo the severity of Joe's statement, but he has a point.

I really do not like whining and sometimes the constant flood of audio nonsense can be a wee bit irritating - especially when the nonsense is coupled with whining. I deal with enough whining and nonsense at work to where I've become rather intolerant to it.

I also do not appreciate when CAGs put down other CAGs. We all have shitty games, and I would prefer not to discourage people teaming up with us. Just realize, outsider CAGs, not all of us are assholes. ;)

Hmm, what did I come here to post again? Ah yes, I would also like to extend an offer similar to Heart's. If someone needs to leave the group due to the sheer volume of CAGs, I'll happily bow out or join the other party. I did not prestige, and would like to offer my space to those who need to level up. :)
 
[quote name='xcoax']Man, sounds like I missed a ton of fun by getting off early last night... Simon, I joined that myspace group you posted. Twen, that UAV Jammers sig is amazing.

I'll probably play a little now, and a little after the Celtics game tonight. I really should give up my place in the room for someone who could actually use the Double XP, so if there's already nine and someone else wants in I'll be sure to get out.[/quote]

Hamster, always considerate of other's feelings...that's why I love the guy ;)

High point of the night was when we were in the "CAG vs sparse CAGs" match and I encountered one of the funniest things on XBL in the sparse CAG team. Freaking guy named couger24 was giving a play-by-play commentary of every match in some stereotypical game announcer voice with his correspondent "bro on the scene" Demetrias (sp?). I was laughing my freakin' ass off and he was pretty much lucky to get 3 kills per match, now that's dedication.

Too bad towards the end of the night we couldn't hardly find any opponents :cry:
 
even though its sunday, there was an epic lulz today when i was at JQA's house.

We were playing Search and Destroy, and i went 0 and 5 in a game. this guy on the other team says...

Random Enemy - "Wow, Blood Covenent, what a waste of space."

JQA - "Jezz, not everyone will have perfect matches."

Next game, i started out, and went 3 and 1. We won that next game.

BC - "am i still a waste of space?"

Random enemy - " you guys suck, teach me how to suck cock."

a slight pause as me and JQA look awkwardly at each other....

Random Enemies Ally - " why would ya want to learn how to suck cock?"

Man, i died in laughter after that, and we beat them pretty harshly in the next game, then they left shortly after.



and well, looks like i'm not prestiging tonight, maybe tomorrow mornign if the double exp is still around.


 
[quote name='chasemurata']Well, I won't echo the severity of Joe's statement, but he has a point.

I really do not like whining and sometimes the constant flood of audio nonsense can be a wee bit irritating - especially when the nonsense is coupled with whining. I deal with enough whining and nonsense at work to where I've become rather intolerant to it.

I also do not appreciate when CAGs put down other CAGs. We all have shitty games, and I would prefer not to discourage people teaming up with us. Just realize, outsider CAGs, not all of us are assholes. ;)
[/QUOTE]

Exactly. I don't mind the goofing around for the most part, but sometimes it gets to be too much when we're spending as much time dicking around in lobby as we are playing the game.

I don't talk a ton as I don't get to play all that much, and when I do I want to focus on the game most of the time. Not chatting it up about random nonsense.
 
[quote name='twen']Well apparently Khondor had to be a complete asshole and block and remove me, thank you very much.

Which leads me to another thing. Half of you guys are complete bores. Me, Simon, MVP, Matt, and KC1313 are pretty much the core of the cool people. The rest of you put me to fucking sleep. So I don't care what you guys think.[/quote]

*sigh* :-({|=

Keep in mind, those who must explicitly and outwardly define themselves to others are usually the farthest from such definition. That's why I'm a loser :D. Why bring hatred and intolerance into the forums :bomb:? Don't you know that is why Simon hates forums :cool:. This is a community site and not some professional league or clan :drool:.

Never-the-less, I play to relax and get away from the everyday stresses of life :joystick:. I enjoy the majority of the CAG-antics and even playing with the folks who don't put on a show :^o:shock:. On that note, if I have ever made someone around here feel unwanted or offended I hope they know I was just teasing and playing with them :razz:.

To be honest, Khondor is one of the first, if not the first CAG that I met on XBL :oldman: and he used to talk pretty regularly during matches and went noticeably silent one week. He was very patient and helpful with teaching me the ropes of TF2 and I have never known him to be rude, crass, or just unfriendly in the slightest. That's just my history with the guy and don't know his beef, if there is any.

-Peace, love, and harmony-
 
Hahaha... I love the emoticons, Flesh. It adds another layer of sexiness to your post. :drool:

But yes, I too play to relax and as an escape from everyday stress. Again, I like you all, and, for some odd reason, feel compelled to respect Khondor. He's the Yoda of CAG.

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^fo u khndrr
 
Most of the times I'm playing with you guys I've got a controller in one hand and a
fles_negra.jpg
in the other, so I'm just Chillaxin it up with you guys.

So excuse me if sometimes act a bit...stupid.
 
Did you guys know there was an IGNORE option on the forum?
I didn't until just now.

anywho, the question to myself was,
If I can hear Racists, Inflammatory and ignorant remarks for nutjobs all over xbox live,
why should I have to tolerate it from so called "Friends".

The answer: I Don't

Love the graphic chase :)

and yes, I play TF2 on a semi-regular basis, but ive been slacking off latley though.
Flesh & Simon promised to play but still haven't :cry:
 
... :whistle2:|

Well shit, I didn't know I needed to be talking constantly to be worth playing with. I was also unaware I had to have a satisfactory kill/death ratio. And here I thought we were all playing just to have fun. Shows how much I know, right?
 
[quote name='Khondor']Did you guys know there was an IGNORE option on the forum?
I didn't until just now.

anywho, the question to myself was,
If I can hear Racists, Inflammatory and ignorant remarks for nutjobs all over xbox live,
why should I have to tolerate it from so called "Friends".

The answer: I Don't

Love the graphic chase :)

and yes, I play TF2 on a semi-regular basis, but ive been slacking off latley though.
Flesh & Simon promised to play but still haven't :cry:[/quote]

To make Khondor happy and let us hear his sinister laugh I will tell 12 year olds at 4 in the morning that I will rape them.

Look forward to playing with you more Khondor. This weekend was a blasty blast.

------------------------------------------------------------

Also good games tonight with JDawgg, Ender, DarkTower, Chase, Triple H, Cantaloup, and Bioshocked,


Guy number 1: What time is it?

Dumbass: 12 in California

Guy number 1: California... Probably the furthest away possible from Minnesota.

Dumbass: Yep... (about 45 second delay) That's by Wisconsin right?
 
Sorry i didn't join you guys, aside from afternoon games with twenzor and, for a moment, JQA and Blood Covenent. I didn't get to play poker, either. A friend of mine had a serious fucking breakdown due to woman problems and showed up at my door. Obviously, friends take priority over games, but I missed the TNA PPV (most of it) and gaming with CAGs.
 
[quote name='Matt Young']Sorry i didn't join you guys, aside from afternoon games with twenzor and, for a moment, JQA and Blood Covenent. I didn't get to play poker, either. A friend of mine had a serious fucking breakdown due to woman problems and showed up at my door. Obviously, friends take priority over games, but I missed the TNA PPV (most of it) and gaming with CAGs.[/quote]

My best to your friend, Matt. I know the "ways" of women very well, and sympathize with his plight.

But you missed Karen Angle be hot. :drool:

One second, I need to run up Rocky steps...
 
man, i was hoping to prestige last night, well, if we still have double exp, then i'll prestige today, otherwise, oh well, it was a fun weekend :p
 
[quote name='twen']Well apparently Khondor had to be a complete asshole and block and remove me, thank you very much.

Which leads me to another thing. Half of you guys are complete bores. Me, Simon, MVP, Matt, and KC1313 are pretty much the core of the cool people. The rest of you put me to fucking sleep. So I don't care what you guys think.[/quote]

Edit: I had a much longer post earlier. But all I will say is this;
As cool as Twen and I are, I totally disagree with everything he says here. If someone has a problem with Twen, that's between them two. Let's keep the CAG group fun and gay like it should be. I will personally make an effort to not go so crazy on the headset :(

I love playing with you guys (in more ways than one), and I love playing with Twen. So let's make love, not war. ...I mean it...let's make love...

...hamster...
...chase...
...khondor...
...dmaul...
...wetninja...
...thorbahn...
...fleshribbon...
...burp...
...dcriminal...
...johnquincyadams...
...iamthebiggestinuyashafan...
...darktower...
...samus...
...kc...
...rel...
...pawn...
...rage...
...rudy...
...franky...
...matt young...
...mvp...
...anayalator...
...a1ternat1ve...
...joe...
...blood....
...sofakk...
...dp...
...and everyone else!
 
[quote name='Simon D I']In other words, I LOVE ALL OF YOU MEN.[/QUOTE]
Then why didn't you help them out when they got wrecked by faced The Revolution?

Were you busy primping your soul patch and polishing your sunglasses with lamb skin? :cool:
 
.[quote name='Simon D I']NO NO NO NO NO NO, let's stop all of this right now!

Whatever happened last night between you and the other guys really sucks, but come on everyone...

THE ONLY REASON I PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE is to play with the guys that post on this thread. Just try me, guys; watch my gamertag and see if I EVER play this by myself or anyone else!

So it pisses me off to see this stuff happening between everyone!

I won't lie, man, John QA pissed me off immensely when he said he muted me the other day,...but I'll be the guy that I am and say "I'm sorry for screaming in anger nonstop (from dying so much) during my first match with you guys that night!"

Also, I know as a fact that shit gets wacky as hell when Twen, myself, and lately, Matt Young and MVP get online all at once, and for what it's worth, everyone, I apologize if we have been getting too out-of-control to actually let you guys strategize and communicate during the game!


Anyways, my point here is; thank you, Twen, for appreciating my sexiness, but I love everyone here equally, and I want to play with EVERYONE in the [CAG] group.

If anyone has a CAG blocked/ignored/muted, please just clear that up, and let's start fresh again this week. I'll personally make the effort to chill out a little more, and I ask Twen to just play less TELEVISION/MUSIC clips through the headset.

We all have plenty of shitty, uncomfortable social situations that we encounter on a weekly basis in REAL LIFE, so tell me why last night I had to make an uncomfortable, ridiculous choice of "what team should I play with as to not piss anyone off?"

Come on guys, just look at that awesome signature down there with all the CAG names. Let's not ruin the man-love we have for each other.


In other words, I LOVE ALL OF YOU MEN.[/quote]
... what?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Great games last night guys. good to finally play with a lot of you. it was really fun to play, relaxing too really. How is it that virtual killing is relaxing?
 
[quote name='Simon D I']Edit: I had a much longer post earlier. But all I will say is this;
As cool as Twen and I are, I totally disagree with everything he says here. If someone has a problem with Twen, that's between them two. Let's keep the CAG group fun and gay like it should be. I will personally make an effort to not go so crazy on the headset :([/QUOTE]

Honeymoon is over?
 
[quote name='Ow3n']Great games last night guys. good to finally play with a lot of you. it was really fun to play, relaxing too really. How is it that virtual killing is relaxing?[/quote]

Hahaha, I totally agree, brotha! Somehow, sitting at the edge of my seat, sweating, screaming, gripping the controller tight as hell is my idea of "winding down" at the end of the night!

...I guess it's a great way to let out our aggressions! And of course, the laughing and talking with the crew helps a lot too!

But yes, dude, thanks for joining us, it was good having you on!
 
[quote name='Simon D I']...the edge of my seat, sweating, screaming, gripping... tight as hell...[/QUOTE]

Sounds kinky.
 
[quote name='Matt Young']I'm that far down on the list of people you want to make love to, Simon?[/quote]

Same here. I think we should start a contest to see where Simon would rank on everybody's list. I would assume it's very low, but then again he might be a handsome, handsome man.
 
Ugh, I'm not going to be able to get online until after at least Sunday. Unless the weather cools down a bit. It's over 100 degrees in the room I play 360 in. I don't have any windows that will fit an air conditioner, so my 360 is sure to overheat if I use it for too long. I'll be getting an internet connection in a cooler room after Sunday, so I guess I'll see you guys then :whistle2:?
 
[quote name='Sofa King Kool']Ugh, I'm not going to be able to get online until after at least Sunday. Unless the weather cools down a bit. It's over 100 degrees in the room I play 360 in. I don't have any windows that will fit an air conditioner, so my 360 is sure to overheat if I use it for too long. I'll be getting an internet connection in a cooler room after Sunday, so I guess I'll see you guys then :whistle2:?[/quote]

Get a small window Air conditioner, cut a hole in your wall and throw that sucka in their. Use some braces, some wood paneling and some caulking to make sure it's nice and sealed into the wall....thats what I did.

I Installed two of em barely a month ago and it's super cool now in the rooms.
 
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