That reminds me. Off-topic
I was working at a local substation and there was a plain white sticker pasted on each corner of the large transformers. It was white, and in big, round, red, pornlike letters it read, "Do Not Hump."
I asked my supervisor where I could get some. I wanted to include them in the Suicide Pool for the survivors. But he said they were only from the manufacturer. I asked him to be on the lookout for any.
In either case, it now occurs to me, it would make an awesome white t-shirt.