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Betel nut saleswomen at work in Taiwan. Taichung police has ordered the city's scantily-clad betel nut saleswomen to dress more conservatively to help reduce car accidents(AFP/File/Edward Chin)
 
Possibly the #2 thing you don't want to hear from what appears to be an attractive woman.

#1, of course, would remove all ambiguity and just shout, "Check out my penis!"
 
Judging from the pic in CheapyD's post I can see why accidents occur!! =P~

I don't know what betel nuts are but I want some....NOW.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Judging from the pic in CheapyD's post I can see why accidents occur!! =P~

I don't know what betel nuts are but I want some....NOW.[/quote]

They're a poisonous Asian nut that causes rather explosive diarrhea....for all you know.
 
[quote name='jmcc'][quote name='GuilewasNK']Judging from the pic in CheapyD's post I can see why accidents occur!! =P~

I don't know what betel nuts are but I want some....NOW.[/quote]

They're a poisonous Asian nut that causes rather explosive diarrhea....for all you know.[/quote]

Line me up a bottle of Pepto, a 12 pack of Cottonelle, and some Beano then cause I'm buying what they are selling!!! :lol:
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Judging from the pic in CheapyD's post I can see why accidents occur!! =P~

I don't know what betel nuts are but I want some....NOW.[/quote]

w0rd
 
Had this thread was posted by another person (other than CheapyD), I would not have clicked on it.
 
[quote name='studio']I wonder if they are sold in sacks?[/quote]It depends on how many you buy. :)
 
[quote name='Xevious']Had this thread was posted by another person (other than CheapyD), I would not have clicked on it.[/quote]

But you would have missed the fun, the humor, the double entendres!! :lol:
 
Something similar to the news story almost happened to me. I was driving along some busy road a few summers ago and some high school cheerleading squad was having a carwash. They had a couple of the girls on the corners and medians in their bikinis with signs. I was stopped at the light and some dude almost slammed into the back of my car cause he was too busy looking at the girls.

I don't think the government has asked the cheerleaders to stop having carwashes, though.
 
[quote name='bradr']I don't think the government has asked the cheerleaders to stop having carwashes, though.[/quote]

Shhh...don't give them any ideas!

You know, almost anyone else on the site would have been flamed for posting this, even if it was only in jest (We're friendly here...but I digress). Cheapy isn't. Isn't being the owner of a website great? :D
 
Betel nuts are the Taiwanese version of chewing tobacco. People that I know that have tried it say it's pretty much crap.
 
[quote name='bradr']Something similar to the news story almost happened to me. I was driving along some busy road a few summers ago and some high school cheerleading squad was having a carwash. They had a couple of the girls on the corners and medians in their bikinis with signs. I was stopped at the light and some dude almost slammed into the back of my car cause he was too busy looking at the girls.

I don't think the government has asked the cheerleaders to stop having carwashes, though.[/quote]

We have some here too, although never in bikinis. They do tend to wear cheerleading shorts and small tops. I guess jailbait never goes out of style. But hell I look, and there's nothing wrong with that. It's like that Seinfeld episode, where Jerry and George were looking at the NBC exec's daughter's cleavage (played by Denise Richards BTW). You don't stare at cleavage you look then turn away. It's like looking at the sun, lol.

Also...

I don't think anyone else would have been flamed because it was a play on words. It had nothing to do with actual...well...nuts.
 
[quote name='bradr']Something similar to the news story almost happened to me. I was driving along some busy road a few summers ago and some high school cheerleading squad was having a carwash. They had a couple of the girls on the corners and medians in their bikinis with signs. I was stopped at the light and some dude almost slammed into the back of my car cause he was too busy looking at the girls.

I don't think the government has asked the cheerleaders to stop having carwashes, though.[/quote]

when ever I see one of those car washes I always scream at my pasenger or the driver "Go get your Car Washed ! It's dirty & it gives back to the community". But sadly my car is still dirty.
 
Betel nuts are a mildly intoxicating nut that when chewed produce a very mild euphoria similar to being drunk and no, they don't cause diarrhea(notice the small point type after the previous posters statement). They do however cause intense jaw pain and tooth decay after prolonged use. In case you are wondering how I know this my best friend in high school was from Micronesia and both he and his father chewed them regularly.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='bradr']Something similar to the news story almost happened to me. I was driving along some busy road a few summers ago and some high school cheerleading squad was having a carwash. They had a couple of the girls on the corners and medians in their bikinis with signs. I was stopped at the light and some dude almost slammed into the back of my car cause he was too busy looking at the girls.

I don't think the government has asked the cheerleaders to stop having carwashes, though.[/quote]

We have some here too, although never in bikinis. They do tend to wear cheerleading shorts and small tops. I guess jailbait never goes out of style. But hell I look, and there's nothing wrong with that. It's like that Seinfeld episode, where Jerry and George were looking at the NBC exec's daughter's cleavage (played by Denise Richards BTW). You don't stare at cleavage you look then turn away. It's like looking at the sun, lol.

Also...

I don't think anyone else would have been flamed because it was a play on words. It had nothing to do with actual...well...nuts.[/quote]

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Where's that ballsy racoon when you need him?[/quote]

I don't know why, but this line is freakin' hilarious to me.

Part of it is visualising that racoon. . .!
 
[quote name='Stryffe2004'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Where's that ballsy racoon when you need him?[/quote]

I don't know why, but this line is freakin' hilarious to me.

Part of it is visualising that racoon. . .![/quote]

Someone has that as their sig image, I just can't remember who.



You never know, she may be smuggling a pair of nuts under that skirt.

HERMAPHRODITE'D!

You know, I saw an episode about that on Maury Povich a few weeks back and they had some ladies come out and you had to guess if they were born male or female. I have to admit that I couldn't tell with some of them. That's why it is good to get to know a person by TALKING. No surprises! :wink:
 
if there were my waiteress I would love nuts.......wait what I say, no I meant their nuts, no I mean the legume oh damn I'm not getting out of what I said go boobies
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Crashspyro is the one with the sig, Guile.[/quote]

That's it! Thanks.

Everytime I see that I'm like "WTF?!".

Then I bust out laughing because it is so absurd!
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='Xevious']Had this thread was posted by another person (other than CheapyD), I would not have clicked on it.[/quote]

But you would have missed the fun, the humor, the double entendres!! :lol:[/quote]

Yes but on the other side of the coin, there could be some maniac out there who would post a picture....Lets say this picture could be worse than DLF's green lips.
 
[quote name='Stryffe2004'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Where's that ballsy racoon when you need him?[/quote]

I don't know why, but this line is freakin' hilarious to me.

Part of it is visualising that racoon. . .![/quote]



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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Stryffe2004'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Where's that ballsy racoon when you need him?[/quote]

I don't know why, but this line is freakin' hilarious to me.

Part of it is visualising that racoon. . .![/quote]



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[/quote] :rofl:
 
So my thing is I'm surprised that they even let her out like that in the first place, because Taiwan is very strict regarding how you appear in public. Not as bad as Singapore though.
 
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