Chuck Norris is 70 years old today.

I had no idea Stan Lee was freaking 87 years old until I saw him on Big Bang Theory last night. I hope I can make it that long and still be able to do stuff.
 
[quote name='javeryh']I had no idea Stan Lee was freaking 87 years old until I saw him on Big Bang Theory last night. I hope I can make it that long and still be able to do stuff.[/QUOTE]

I remember seeing an article of powerful people over 80 and he was in it. I had no idea about that either.

[quote name='sippycupz']Chuck Norris lights candles on a birthday cake by staring them down until they see the fire in his eyes[/QUOTE]

:lol:
 
[quote name='WrexManor']and he still has to live with the fact that bruce lee kicked his ass[/QUOTE]


bruce lee would kick anyone's ass even chuck norris'


that being said.. wow he has aged well
 
[quote name='Halo05']Bruce Lee has been dead since 1973, Chuck Norris just turned 70.

Who really won that fight?[/QUOTE]


jackie chan
 
[quote name='Halo05']
Who really won that fight?[/QUOTE]

Bruce Lee. He didn't have Walker Texas Ranger on his resume.
 
[quote name='Strell']When will he fight Epic Beard Man?[/QUOTE]

Epic Beard Man is actually Chuck Norris from the year 2100.
 
I want to see a fight between the Red Wings' Chris Draper and Chuck Norris. But they'd have to wear alternate colored gladiator uniforms so you could tell which was which.
 
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