I use to be the master of Magic the Gathering. I went to all these tournaments at the local geek hangout, and won most of the time. But one day I was up against this little 12 year old pipsquik (I was 14 at the time) and we were battling for the title of champion of the 7th Age. Everything was going well, until I noticed him slipping an Azure Dragoon out of his sleeve (I guess he wasn't very good at other types of "Magic") anyway to make a long story short it took 3 guys (not every impressive considering they were magic geeks too) to pull me off of him. His mom called the cops, and i ended up with parole and as part of my parole I'm no longer allowed to play card games. So hopefully I can win this GBA game, and slip it under the watchful eyes of my parole officer and get back into the card battling scene.