Corrupt a wish message board game

[quote name='mykevermin']Granted, but you have to wear a fucking Orc helmet while playing "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden.

I wish someone would go to the Post Office for me.[/quote]

Granted...But I forget to get a Deliver Confirmation on all your packages and you get Paypal chargebacks.

I wish I would stop reading this thread
 
[quote name='the3rdkey']Granted. But, you must drive it with hot naked models.

I wish I was really good at the guitar.[/quote]

I think the3rdkey either doesn't get the point of the thread, or partakes in the love that dare not speak it's name.
 
[quote name='the3rdkey']Granted. But, you must drive it with hot naked models.

I wish I was really good at the guitar.[/quote]
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someone finally gets me.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Granted, but you go back to watching Guys Gone Wild instead.

I wish I didn't have a job at the moment.[/QUOTE]

Granted, however you'll be getting a call for a new, more depressing job in 3... 2... 1...


I wish I could control the wind.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, however you'll be getting a call for a new, more depressing job in 3... 2... 1...


I wish I could control the wind.[/QUOTE]

granted, but everytime you fart it blows back into your face.

I wish I was a kitten.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']granted, but everytime you fart it blows back into your face.

I wish I was a kitten.[/quote]
Granted, but everytime someone in the world masturbates, you die a horrifying & excruciating death only to be resurrected anew to await your next moment of torture.

I wish MGS4 will be a kick ass game.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted, but everytime someone in the world masturbates, you die a horrifying & excruciating death only to be resurrected anew to await your next moment of torture.

I wish MGS4 will be a kick ass game.[/quote]

Granted. MSG4 will be the epitome of badassery. Unfortunately you will never be able to find a copy for sale. :twisted:


I wish I had Jaykrue's job and charism with the laidies.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted. MSG4 will be the epitome of badassery. Unfortunately you will never be able to find a copy for sale. :twisted:


I wish I had Jaykrue's job and charism with the laidies.[/quote]
Granted, but you like men now.

I wish i wasn't lazy.
 
[quote name='slvrdrgn123']Granted, but you like men now.

I wish i wasn't lazy.[/quote]
Granted, but now you're a workaholic with 3 bratty teenagers (your two daughters are sluts and your son steals your cash and wrecked your car), a wife who's boobs reach her knees, and who's twat hasn't seen moisture in 13 years. :twisted:


I wish for more wishes?
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Granted, but now you're a workaholic with 3 bratty teenagers (your two daughters are sluts and your son steals your cash and wrecked your car), a wife who's boobs reach her knees, and who's twat hasn't seen moisture in 13 years. :twisted:


I wish for more wishes?[/quote]

Granted but every time a wish is granted, your anus bleeds... salt water.

I wish I wasn't addicted to candy.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted but every time a wish is granted, your anus bleeds... salt water.

I wish I wasn't addicted to candy.[/quote]

Granted, but now you're addicted to smoking... man sausage. :lol:

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be warped into anything undesirable.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted but every time a wish is granted, your anus bleeds... salt water.

I wish I wasn't addicted to candy.[/QUOTE]
Granted. You are now addicted to heroin... and buttsecks.

I wish there were more motherfucking snakes on more motherfucking planes
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but now you're addicted to smoking... man sausage. :lol:

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be warped into anything undesirable.[/quote]

Granted.

Now I wish this post was the last post in this thread.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Granted.

Now I wish this post was the last post in this thread.[/QUOTE]


Granted, it was the last post... for a while.

I wish I had no weaknesses.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, it was the last post... for a while.

I wish I had no weaknesses.[/quote]

Granted but you can only maintain it by giving horses blow jobs.

I wish this thread could go on for a long time. :lol:
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, it was the last post... for a while.

I wish I had no weaknesses.[/quote]
Granted. Now you're a pro at everything, including sexing men, animals, and any manner of grotesque things. ;)

I wish that the CC sale would go on longer so I could save more money for more games.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted but you can only maintain it by giving horses blow jobs.

I wish this thread could go on for a long time. :lol:[/quote]

Granted, but it can only be maintained by giving me blowjobs.

I wish I could get more blow jobs. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted but you can only maintain it by giving horses blow jobs.

I wish this thread could go on for a long time. :lol:[/QUOTE]

granted, but then you spend your life reloading the page on this thread and rubbing one out to pictures of Cheapy

I wish I had a turkey sammich, with mustard AND I dont want any zombie turkeys..I dont want to turn into a turkey myself..
 
[quote name='seanr1221']granted, but then you spend your life reloading the page on this thread and rubbing one out to pictures of Cheapy

I wish I had a turkey sammich, with mustard AND I dont want any zombie turkeys..I dont want to turn into a turkey myself..[/quote]

Granted. Now you've been turned into a slice of deli ham.

I wish.. Ah, fuck it.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Granted. Now you've been turned into a slice of deli ham.

I wish.. Ah, fuck it.[/quote]

Granted unfortunately, 'it' was a big steaming pile of shit.

I wish Kayden would get more blowjobs and not by me.:lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted unfortunately, 'it' was a big steaming pile of shit.

I wish Kayden would get more blowjobs and not by me.:lol:[/QUOTE]
Granted. You will now give many more blow jobs... which Kayden will recieve

I wish we could stop with the homosexual innuendos, just for one page
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted unfortunately, 'it' was a big steaming pile of shit.

I wish Kayden would get more blowjobs and not by me.:lol:[/quote]

Granted, but unfortunately, they're all given by slender blondes with large breasts. I hate blondes...

I wish CC has all the games I want out for sale at $9!
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted unfortunately, 'it' was a big steaming pile of shit.

I wish Kayden would get more blowjobs and not by me.:lol:[/QUOTE]

Granted, the blow jobs come from your girlfriend now.

I wish I could have unprotected sex without any reprocussions
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, the blow jobs come from your girlfriend now.

I wish I could have unprotected sex without any reprocussions[/quote]

granted, but have fun with all them men...

I wish i was pregnant!
 
[quote name='hatim813']granted, but have fun with all them men...

I wish i was pregnant![/quote]

Granted. Now you have hotflashes, can't sleep on your back, have to sit on a cushion wherever you go, and have lactating tits.

I wish my Xbox weren't always freezing up. :/
 
[quote name='wageslave']..Granted, but it has a Thompson Drive.

I wish I could finish all the games I have started...[/quote]

Granted, but you must pay the full retail price for all the games you've ever played.

I wish each day of the weekend (friday, sat. & sunday) stretched out over 72 hours.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted, but you must pay the full retail price for all the games you've ever played.

I wish each day of the weekend (friday, sat. & sunday) stretched out over 72 hours.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but everything is now 3 times slower.

I wish I was a pirate ninja with chainsaw hands.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, but everything is now 3 times slower.

I wish I was a pirate ninja with chainsaw hands.[/quote]

Granted, but your crotch burns when you pee thanks to all the cuts from your hands.

I wish I had damn good pizza right now.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted, but your crotch burns when you pee thanks to all the cuts from your hands.

I wish I had damn good pizza right now.[/quote]
Granted.....But you have rocks for topping.

I wish for nothing.
 
[quote name='slvrdrgn123']Granted.....But you have rocks for topping.

I wish for nothing.[/quote]

I refute your wish granting. It wouldn't be damn good pizza if it had rocks in it.:lol:

Anyway...

Granted. You bring about the cataclysm, the final reckoning, ragnarok, the apocalyse.

I wish I could think of better wishes.
 
Granted, and you wished all poontang was crusty and dripped fishy cream cheese (which consequently causes chaffing and deep skin lesions if it comes in contact with your wee-wee.)

I wish Mario would finally bang the Princess.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, and you wished all poontang was crusty and dripped fishy cream cheese (which consequently causes chaffing and deep skin lesions if it comes in contact with your wee-wee.)

I wish Mario would finally bang the Princess.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but it turns out the Princess is in another castle >_>

I wish Iwe'd all stop wishing weird wishes.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, but it turns out the Princess is in another castle >_>

I wish Iwe'd all stop wishing weird wishes.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but that means we'll be stuck with boring crap for the rest of this topic.

I wish we didn't steal our thread ideas from GameFaqs. >_>
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Granted, but that means we'll be stuck with boring crap for the rest of this topic.

I wish we didn't steal our thread ideas from GameFaqs. >_>[/quote]
Granted. They'll be stolen from /b/ instead.


HARBL HARBL CAG HAET RAWK PIZZA



I wish that I knew what a Thompson drive (for the xbox) was. o_O
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Granted, but that means we'll be stuck with boring crap for the rest of this topic.

I wish we didn't steal our thread ideas from GameFaqs. >_>[/quote]
Granted, so we started stealing from G4.

I wish all the fat people would jump in unison, causing massive tidal waves and earthquakes around the world.

Edit: beaten to it by Tephirith.

So I'll grant his wish, but John Titor comes back from the future and steals a Thompson Drive so that it never exists, causing a time contradiction, meaning Doc can't come back to the future due to the flux capacitor not working.

I wish my youtube was full of porn.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, so we started stealing from G4.

I wish all the fat people would jump in unison, causing massive tidal waves and earthquakes around the world.

Edit: beaten to it by Tephirith.

So I'll grant his wish, but John Titor comes back from the future and steals a Thompson Drive so that it never exists, causing a time contradiction, meaning Doc can't come back to the future due to the flux capacitor not working.

I wish my youtube was full of porn.[/quote]

Granted, but it's all bestiality porn.

I wish Jessica Alba was part of my harem and stays hot for all eternity.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted, but it's all bestiality porn.

I wish Jessica Alba was part of my harem and stays hot for all eternity.[/quote]

Granted, but she's 95 and had a sex change.

I wish I was going to watch Nacho Libre tonite instead of Click ::Shudders::
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but she's 95 and had a sex change.

I wish I was going to watch Nacho Libre tonite instead of Click ::Shudders::[/quote]

Granted. You get to see your shitty Nacho movie starring Greaseball In Chief.

I wish Jack Black would die.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but she's 95 and had a sex change.

I wish I was going to watch Nacho Libre tonite instead of Click ::Shudders::[/quote]
Wouldn't matter much to me, if it's her, I'll make an exception. A hole's a hole. :lol:

Anyway, wish granted although it's not the Sandler movie and turns out to a boring documentary on how the Internet was invented... and the language is in Swahili without subtitles.

Dammit Tiph! >_<

[quote name='Tiphireth']Granted. You get to see your shitty Nacho movie starring Greaseball In Chief.

I wish Jack Black would die.[/quote]

Granted, but he's resurrected and will eventually become the Prez. of the US in 2048.

I wish Jessica Alba always remains a hot female for eternity who only has the hots for me.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Granted. You get to see your shitty Nacho movie starring Greaseball In Chief.

I wish Jack Black would die.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but production on "Weekend at Jack Black's" has already begun.

I wish I had a katamari.
 
:D

[quote name='jaykrue']
Granted, but he's resurrected and will eventually become the Prez. of the US in 2048.

I wish Jessica Alba always remains a hot female for eternity who only has the hots for me.[/quote]

Granted, but she dies at 38. You get to keep her still hot corpse, even though the inside's completely rotted.

I wish CAG would change its colourscheme sometime.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']:D



Granted, but she dies at 38. You get to keep her still hot corpse, even though the inside's completely rotted.

I wish CAG would change its colourscheme sometime.[/quote]
Granted, but the color scheme is the god awful pink pastel from the Gameboy Color color scheme.

I wish I had a Nintendo DS Lite.






Oh wait, I do. Hmmm....

I wish Prez. Bush would finally come clean and tell us he's really a chimp with a good stylist. And if someone would click on my link.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']:D



Granted, but she dies at 38. You get to keep her still hot corpse, even though the inside's completely rotted.

I wish CAG would change its colourscheme sometime.[/quote]
Granted, but it's the godawful Gameboy Color pink pastel color scheme.

I wish President Bush would finally come clean and reveal he's just a chimp with a really good stylist... and that he writes his own speeches. :applause:
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but it's the godawful Gameboy Color pink pastel color scheme.

I wish President Bush would finally come clean and reveal he's just a chimp with a really good stylist... and that he writes his own speeches. :applause:[/QUOTE]

Granted, but now everyone loves him more because monkeys are loveable.

I wish I had some fresh minty gum right about now.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, but now everyone loves him more because monkeys are loveable.

I wish I had some fresh minty gum right about now.[/quote]

Granted and then the minty "gum" turns out to be harden "minty" man juice


I wish that I had my friggin HAIR BACK
 
[quote name='MrX']Granted and then the minty "gum" turns out to be harden "minty" man juice


I wish that I had my friggin HAIR BACK[/quote]
Granted, but it's pink and purple and green and so long that you trip when you try to walk.

I wish I had 20/20 vision without glasses or contacts.
 
[quote name='slvrdrgn123']Granted, but it's pink and purple and green and so long that you trip when you try to walk.

I wish I had 20/20 vision without glasses or contacts.[/quote]

Granted, but you get eye cancer in both eyes the next day.

I wish my money tree would finally grow.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but you get eye cancer in both eyes the next day.

I wish my money tree would finally grow.[/quote]

Granted, but it only blossomed into pennies. Pennies made the tree too heavy, so it tipped over and crushed your house.


I wish my booze would kick in already!
 
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