Corrupt The Above Person's Wish!

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First, you grant the person above your post's wish, but you add a corruption to it. For example: "I wish I was a popular singer."

You say, "Granted, but you'll be the next Rick Astley. Never gonna let us down."

And then, you wish for something.

I wish I had Xbox Live gold for free.
 
You will have it for free, but the next day you will be banned from Live Forever.

I wish Portal never ended and kept on going with it's comedy gold.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']You will have it for free, but the next day you will be banned from Live Forever.

I wish Portal never ended and kept on going with it's comedy gold.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but the next day your mother will die, you will contract AIDS and every sexually transmitted disease possible. The next time you go to work you will be publicly humiliated in front of your boss and all of your co-workers. When you return home you will find that your family has been murdered by a serial killer. This serial killer is also a necrophiliac who will never be caught and will rape your family's corpses until the day he dies. These combined factors will break you mentally and you will be committed to an insane asylum until you hang yourself from your belt on the lobby ceiling fan, with everyone watching and no one caring.

I wish that I had a glass of milk right now.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']Granted, but the next day your mother will die, you will contract AIDS and every sexually transmitted disease possible. The next time you go to work you will be publicly humiliated in front of your boss and all of your co-workers. When you return home you will find that your family has been murdered by a serial killer. This serial killer is also a necrophiliac who will never be caught and will rape your family's corpses until the day he dies. These combined factors will break you mentally and you will be committed to an insane asylum until you hang yourself from your belt on the lobby ceiling fan, with everyone watching and no one caring.

I wish that I had a glass of milk right now.[/QUOTE]



:lol: holy shittt....

You can have that glass of milk, but the digestive processes in your stomach and vomit reflex will both fail, causing the milk to fester and rot there forever-- which will give you awful breath and probably kill you within a few days.

Before you die, you'll be busted for the murder and rape of Darthbudge's family.


I wish I didn't have to study right now.
 
Granted.
































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and you are transported to an endless abyss while you live out the next thousand years....










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I wish for pie...or sex with Jessica Alba...or both.
 
Granted,but she gave you crabs.

I wish Smackdown vs raw 2008 was out already.
































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and you are transported to an endless abyss while you live out the next thousand years....










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I wish for pie...or sex with Jessica Alba...or both.[/quote]
 
[quote name='jman619']Granted,but she gave you crabs.

I wish Smackdown vs raw 2008 was out already.[/quote]
Granted, but the only available character is John Cena.

I wish I had a cookie.
 
Granted, but the next day you buy that cookie your mother will die, you will contract AIDS and every sexually transmitted disease possible. The next time you go to work you will be publicly humiliated in front of your boss and all of your co-workers. When you return home you will find that your family has been murdered by a serial killer. This serial killer is also a necrophiliac who will never be caught and will rape your family's corpses until the day he dies. These combined factors will break you mentally and you will be committed to an insane asylum until you hang yourself from your belt on the lobby ceiling fan, with everyone watching and no one caring. (I couldn't top crystalklear64 post)

I wish my neighbors dog would stop barking.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Granted, but the next day you buy that cookie your mother will die, you will contract AIDS and every sexually transmitted disease possible. The next time you go to work you will be publicly humiliated in front of your boss and all of your co-workers. When you return home you will find that your family has been murdered by a serial killer. This serial killer is also a necrophiliac who will never be caught and will rape your family's corpses until the day he dies. These combined factors will break you mentally and you will be committed to an insane asylum until you hang yourself from your belt on the lobby ceiling fan, with everyone watching and no one caring. (I couldn't top crystalklear64 post)

I wish my neighbors dog would stop barking.[/QUOTE]


Granted-- but instead of the dog stopping, it'll bark so loud that you go deaf.

I wish I had cake.
 
Granted, but all of a sudden it turns out completely right. :D

I wish my 360 was repaired and back here at my house.
 
[quote name='musicnoteless']Granted, but then peter moore leaves MS....wait what?

I wish TRU had Orange Box in stock so I could buy it.[/quote]

Granted, but the price is 189.97 since they're the only place that has it.

I wish my game update would go faster.
 
[quote name='musicnoteless']wish...granted?

*head asplodes*


/thread.[/quote]Granted, but now it shall start all over a la Groundhog's Day and keep repeating, with no way out.

I wish that didn't happen.
 
Granted, but it still happened and you had donkey balls in your mouth

I wish for Transformers to be on Blu-Ray
 
your wish is granted, but it will be Vikings beating bears LITERALLY!

like muhfuggin Erik the Viking and his crew and shyt beating the shyt out of yogi bears and all that.

it'll be a sad day for all beardom.

all I wished for was a happy day for beardom...
 
You won't wake up in 6 hours, because you'll be crushed by a falling jet engine in your sleep.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
 
Sure but your Time Machine can only make one trip and you miscalculate and go back before time machines and then it breaks so you get stuck in the dark ages.

I wish I could play Mass Effect right now, and I wish I had enough to buy it when it comes out and I wish that I had my own 360 to play it on.
 
Granted, but you will never make it past the menu screen as every Xbox 360 you ever play Mass Effect on will magically get a RROD at that point.

I wish CheapyD bought CNet.
 
[quote name='ananag112']Granted, but you will never make it past the menu screen as every Xbox 360 you ever play Mass Effect on will magically get a RROD at that point.

I wish CheapyD bought CNet.[/quote]

Granted, but then there would be 10,000x more people posting about how to get things "for free"

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much..
 
Granted, but then everything you ever try to do in your life you from now on you fail miserably at.

I wish this thread would end.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then you'll get banned.

I wish the Vikings game would start now.[/quote]The game starts, but the announcers spend the entire 3 hours talking about how bad Demolition Radio was.

I wish gummi alligators grew on trees
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted, but Demoman eats them all.

I wish Graystone ran CAG[/quote]

Granted. I think that's corrupted enough as it is.

I wish I had a mommy.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Granted. I think that's corrupted enough as it is.

I wish I had a mommy.[/quote]You have a mommy, but it's a pre-op version of myself.

I wish I could get $500 in free Taco Bell.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']You have a mommy, but it's a pre-op version of myself.

I wish I could get $500 in free Taco Bell.[/quote]
Granted, but now you live in Anarctica where there no Taco bells...

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']Granted: Tavaris gets some TDs... STDs!

I wish The Darkness was still making music...[/QUOTE]


Granted, but they will change up their act-- instead of imitating cheesy 80s hair metal, they will imitate 50s pretty boy pop.


I wish I could wish.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']They'll release a new CD alright. But they'll die in a plane crash on the way to a concert.

I wish for world peace.[/quote]

Granted - only problem is that everyone now laughs at DemoMan's jokes.

I wish for a Gamestop.com that didn't send scratched disc only games.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted - only problem is that everyone now laughs at DemoMan's jokes.

I wish for a Gamestop.com that didn't send scratched disc only games.[/QUOTE]
Granted. Gamestop.com now only sells realdolls.

I wish I had a new computer.
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']Granted. Gamestop.com now only sells realdolls.

I wish I had a new computer.[/QUOTE]

The new computer however is really a nuclear bomb that explodes when you turn it on.

I wish I had a mansion.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']The new computer however is really a nuclear bomb that explodes when you turn it on.

I wish I had a mansion.[/quote]You DO have a mansion, but it's the Neverland Ranch, and you are forced to play naked Twister with Michael Jackson and his llama Tiny Tom

I wish my work and my house weren't 75 miles apart.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']You DO have a mansion, but it's the Neverland Ranch, and you are forced to play naked Twister with Michael Jackson and his llama Tiny Tom

I wish my work and my house weren't 75 miles apart.[/QUOTE]

Granted. Work and home are now 150 miles apart.

I wish that I'd win the lottery.
 
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