Corrupt The Above Person's Wish!

[quote name='darthbudge']Granted but because you are both so cheap you will go during Hurricane Season and have to go through a Category 5 Storm.

I wish Alyx was a real person.[/QUOTE]

Ok, but she ends up with your dad.

I wish.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Fail.

I wish I could of been at this TNA PPV tonight live in person.[/QUOTE]

Ok, but you had sex with a gay guy.

I wish I had a paper.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Ok, but you had sex with a gay guy.

I wish I had a paper.[/QUOTE]

Your house then goes on fire... you go broke.... you have no insurance.... you are now a street bum.

I wish for nothing at all.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']After eating the cheeseburger suddenly a parasite eats you from the inside out.

I wish I could fly.[/QUOTE]

Ok but then you die.

I wish I had 6.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Ok but then you die.

I wish I had 6.[/QUOTE]
Granted. You get gang banged by 6 burly guys.

I wish they made football enjoyable.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. You get gang banged by 6 burly guys.

I wish they made football enjoyable.[/quote]

Granted, but you have to enjoy all the games with me as my wife/husband!


I wish we had a child...
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Granted, but you have to enjoy all the games with me as my wife/husband!


I wish we had a child...[/QUOTE]

The child really is a demon child and kills you both.

I wish John Cena would stay away forever.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']The child really is a demon child and kills you both.

I wish John Cena would stay away forever.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but then you die.

I wish the guy below me didn't corrupt my wish because he died.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted, but then you die.

I wish the guy below me didn't corrupt my wish because he died.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But then my husband/wife/confidant, ZL, takes his revenge on you.

I wish I was a Mormon so I can marry two horses!
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But then my husband/wife/confidant, ZL, takes his revenge on you.

I wish I was a Mormon so I can marry two horses![/quote]

Granted. But you come home one day to find both horses in bed together.

I wish we lived on a house boat!
 
[quote name='Moxio']Granted, but then you die.

I wish the guy below me didn't corrupt my wish because he died.[/quote]

Granted, I am cat so I have 8 lives left.

I wish the Miami Heat will win the 2008 NBA Finals.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Granted. But you come home one day to find both horses in bed together.

I wish we lived on a house boat![/QUOTE]
Granted. But the house boat springs a leak and sinks. And since horses can't swim both horses die and I collect millions in life insurance.

I wish they made one charger that would compatible for all electronics.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Granted. But you come home one day to find both horses in bed together.

I wish we lived on a house boat![/quote]

Granted, a robber throws a huge rock at the house boat and it sinks and you die.

I wish the Miami Heat will win the 2008 NBA Finals.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But the house boat springs a leak and sinks. And since horses can't swim both horses die and I collect millions in life insurance.

I wish they made one charger that would compatible for all electronics.[/quote]

Granted, there is a huge recall and everyone gets electrocuted.

I wish the Miami Heat will win the 2008 NBA Finals.
 
[quote name='heatdolphins45']Granted, there is a huge recall and everyone gets electrocuted.

I wish the Miami Heat will win the 2008 NBA Finals.[/quote]

Granted,but afterward shaq get's arrested for kiddie porn.

I wish cag wasnt addicting.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Ok, but you die alone.

I wish I had some slick black dick.[/quote]

Granted, but you also get some slick horse dick!

I wish I had a whale.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']The whale will eat you whole.

I wish Kurt Angle would of retained the TNA World Title tonight.[/quote]

Sure, but then you never get T&A ever again.

I wish i didn't have to poop right now
 
Granted, but in about 3 minutes you'll wish you did poop then..

Wish I didn't have school tomorrow - or have this essay due
 
[quote name='Foo228']Granted, but in about 3 minutes you'll wish you did poop then..

Wish I didn't have school tomorrow - or have this essay due[/QUOTE]


Its not due tomorrow because you failed out of school



I wish Smash Bros wasn't delayed till Feb
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']Its not due tomorrow because you failed out of school



I wish Smash Bros wasn't delayed till Feb[/QUOTE]
Granted; it's delayed until December '09.

I wish college essay prompts weren't such vague pieces of bullshit.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Granted; it's delayed until December '09.

I wish college essay prompts weren't such vague pieces of bullshit.[/QUOTE]

Ok, but then you become gay.

I wish Liquid was gay with me.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Ok, but then you become gay.

I wish Liquid was gay with me.[/QUOTE]This post has so much fail in it that it defies comprehension.

Someone else do mine.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']This post has so much fail in it that it defies comprehension.

Someone else do mine.[/QUOTE]

Do you... fear me?

I can change, you know. Just say the word, babe.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Do you... fear me?

I can change, you know. Just say the word, babe.[/QUOTE]

But then Moxio turns into a puddle of goo.

I wish I could corrupt people's wishes.
 
Mmm... okay, but then you'd have to release a DemoMan show every day.

I wish I could try high in the sky with a purple dragon who loves me for the REAL me.
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']Granted, but eventually said dragon will leave you for the FAKE you.

I wish this thread wouldn't degenerate into complete suckitude.[/QUOTE]

Ok, but you have to suck a gay guy.

I wish I had a dildo.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Ok, but you have to suck a gay guy.

I wish I had a dildo.[/QUOTE]
Granted, and it's 50 feet long and you have to put it in your ass every night before you go to bed while watching the Teletubbies

I wish for the Chargers to win the Super Bowl
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']I wish for nothing at all.[/QUOTE]

...and nothing is what you get. While at work, all your worldly possesions disappear in a puff of smoke, including your clothes, and the various females in the vicinity begin to laugh at your comically small penis which has been reduced to... you guessed it, nothing.

I wish for world peace.
 
[quote name='RiCeBo1']I wish for the Chargers to win the Super Bowl[/quote]And so they do. The Chargers beat the 49ers 18-3. Sadly, it was the Syracuse Chargers, and as they're actually a rugby team, the win is dismissed by the NFL.


I wish I could find the 3, 4 and 8th gold skull in Halo.
 
[quote name='RiCeBo1']I wish for the Chargers to win the Super Bowl[/QUOTE]

The Chargers win the Super Bowl, and the team gets so hyped that they go out roaming the streets of San Diego like a pack of wild dogs looking for fresh meat. Unwittingly, you and and your girlfriend are ordering tortas from your favorite SoCal taco stand when the entire Chargers team happens upon you. Oddly, they want nothing to do with your girlfriend, who they describe as having a 'butt face', but you... they take to you like flies to shit. Your girlfriend is forced to watch as each player 'inserts himself' in orifices you didn't even know you had. Two and a half hours later, LaDainian Tomlinson is the last to 'score' on your 'tight end', but there's not much left of you but a stain on the sidewalk and a few scattered teeth.

edit: sorry, guinaevere. i put a bit of thought into this, but you beat me to it. i'll delete it if you'd like.

[quote name='guinaevere']I wish I could find the 3, 4 and 8th gold skull in Halo.[/QUOTE]

You find the skulls, but, sadly, realize that they are in fact the skulls of your mother, father, and sister.

I wish I had 'washboard' abs.
 
[quote name='FlamedLiquid']Granted. But you are forced to watching Christian Slater movies for the rest of your life.



I wish the Burger King would kill Ronald McDonald.[/quote]

Granted, but then he forces you to have sex with the clown corpse.

I wish Mario and Luigi's last name wasn't Mario.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I wish Mario and Luigi's last name wasn't Mario.[/quote]
Granted, it's now "Zenithian Legend."

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted by something gay.
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']Granted, it's now "Zenithian Legend."

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted by something gay.[/quote]

Granted you will just be forced to watch the McLaughlin Group for all eternity.

I wish for the rest of this thread, horses, cocks and gang banging burly men would never ever be mentioned again.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted you will just be forced to watch the McLaughlin Group for all eternity.

I wish for the rest of this thread, horses, cocks and gang banging burly men would never ever be mentioned again.[/quote]

Granted but then you realize that it's comic gold and you wax and wan for it again!

I wish that I time to think of a really good wish.
 
[quote name='Number83']Granted but then you realize that it's comic gold and you wax and wan for it again!

I wish that I time to think of a really good wish.[/quote]

Granted, but all of your "Good Wishes" Involve bodily harm to those you love.

I wish my 360 wasn't broken so I could play Halo 3 and Bioshock and Eternal Sonata.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, but all of your "Good Wishes" Involve bodily harm to those you love.

I wish my 360 wasn't broken so I could play Halo 3 and Bioshock and Eternal Sonata.[/quote]
Granted. But there's a massive power outage in your area that lasts for weeks. By that time someone has already spoiled the ending to all three games for you. . . and MS takes down the Halo 3 servers.

I wish I had a 160 GB ipod classic.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But there's a massive power outage in your area that lasts for weeks. By that time someone has already spoiled the ending to all three games for you. . . and MS takes down the Halo 3 servers.

I wish I had a 160 GB ipod classic.[/quote]

Granted, but the only song it plays are by Right Said Fred

I wish Moxio, DC and I could get gang banged by a bunch of big burly men with giant horse cocks!
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Granted, but the only song it plays are by Right Said Fred

I wish Moxio, DC and I could get gang banged by a bunch of big burly men with giant horse cocks![/QUOTE]
I already have Right Said Fred on my mp3 player. You fail to corrupt

Granted. But then we all up end with STDs.

I wish I had a Pizza Hut near me.
 
[quote name='dcfox']

I wish I had a Pizza Hut near me.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but they like to spit and blow their nose on your pizza.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
 
But then Donald Trump sues you and takes it all away.

I wish I could watch all six of these beautiful HD-DVDs I bought today on this shitty rain filled night.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then Donald Trump sues you and takes it all away.

I wish I could watch all six of these beautiful HD-DVDs I bought today on this shitty rain filled night.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But eventually HD DVD loses the format war and studios stop supporting it and you're left with nothing but an expensive paper weight.

I hope the Indians win tonight.
 
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