Corrupt The Above Person's Wish!

[quote name='Demolition Man']Granted... but then the show would get cancelled since very few give a shit about Supergirl.

I wish I could marry Allison Mack. :D[/QUOTE]
Granted but throughout your marriage Allison Mack cheats on you with me.

I wish Allison Mack would do a tasteful nude scene.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']But then there would 95% less threads around here to post whore in.

I wish I could find where I put my damn mic/headset.[/QUOTE]

granted, but you found it in the anus of a walrus.

I wish I didn't have to take my antropology exam tomorrow.
 
[quote name='xcoax']granted, but you found it in the anus of a walrus.

I wish I didn't have to take my antropology exam tomorrow.[/quote]

Granted. But you fail and drop out of school and die a poor & destitute person in an insane asylum in the middle of Siberia.

I wish I had more time to do things.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted. But you fail and drop out of school and die a poor & destitute person in an insane asylum in the middle of Siberia.

I wish I had more time to do things.[/QUOTE]Granted, but you lose your job, family, social life, and home in a massive fire.

I wish I would score a 150 on my Calc test tomorrow.
 
Granted... but then you'll be busted for cheating which will get you expelled from your college.

I wish that my new Pioneer DVD burner was here already.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Granted... but then you'll be busted for cheating which will get you expelled from your college.

I wish that my new Pioneer DVD burner was here already.[/quote]
Granted. But it's broken and the website you ordered from won't RMA.

I wish I had some nice cold beer right about now.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted. But it's broken and the website you ordered from won't RMA.

I wish I had some nice cold beer right about now.[/QUOTE]

Granted...but it's a 27 year old can of Blatz...

I wish the Indians would win this fucking game.
 
[quote name='loserboy']Granted...but it's a 27 year old can of Blatz...

I wish the Indians would win this fucking game.[/quote]

They win tonight, but get swept by Rockies in World Series.

I wish Drawn together gets canceled.
 
[quote name='WeaponX2099']They win tonight, but get swept by Rockies in World Series.

I wish Drawn together gets canceled.[/quote]

Granted. But then it comes back a shadow of its former self and sucks even more.

I wish I already had all of season 7 of smallville instead of watching each episode week by week.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted. But then it comes back a shadow of its former self and sucks even more.

I wish I already had all of season 7 of smallville instead of watching each episode week by week.[/quote]
Granted, but then you would have to sit through an hour of the same commercials before each episode started, and you CAN'T skip it.

I wish my digital camera would actually take pictures instead of a black screen...
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']Granted, but all the pictures have "Weezie" from The Jeffersons superimposed on them.

I wish it weren't so easy to make fun of Weezie.[/quote]

Granted, but then life wouldn't be fun anymore.

I wish my car would never run out of gas.
 
BAH! had to edit, someone beat me to the previous wish.....****

Granted! but it turns out your car always smells like taco bell... rather then having a full tank of "gas".

I wish i could instantly watch a whole season of TV and enjoy every moment of it, in an instant. (like,... see all of smallville season 1 through 5, for example, but it would only take like, 5minutes a piece.)
 
[quote name='reicaden']Granted! but it turns out that making chuck norris jokes becomes easier for you. and we all know how that turns out... -_-

I wish i could instantly watch a whole season of TV and enjoy every moment of it, in an instant. (like,... see all of smallville season 1 through 5, for example, but it would only take like, 5minutes a piece.)[/quote]

Granted, but then life after those 5 minutes would become meaningless, leading you to self-depression and wanting to dissapear from the face of this earth.

I wish my CRT HDTV didn't weigh 200 pounds
 
Granted! It weighs 400 pounds now!

I wish i was a Jedi!.... except i didnt die within like the first 8 seconds of my jedi journey :(
 
[quote name='reicaden']Granted! It weighs 400 pounds now!

I wish i was a Jedi!.... except i didnt die within like the first 8 seconds of my jedi journey :([/quote]

Granted, you die in 4 seconds ;)

I wish DJ Max 2 saves could be transferred from one PSP to another :(
 
[quote name='reicaden']I said i didnt die "within" the first 8 seconds... so i cant die within 4 seconds either ;P try again though :)[/quote]
Exactly, I corrupted it.
 
[quote name='Inf^Shini']Granted, you die in 4 seconds ;)

I wish DJ Max 2 saves could be transferred from one PSP to another :([/quote]

Granted, but it's STILL a PSP.

I wish I could find the Nintendo Wii.
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']Granted, but it's STILL a PSP.

I wish I could find the Nintendo Wii.[/QUOTE]
Granted, you find a Nintendo Wii. However, as you're setting it up, your girlfriend/wife's grandmother (whom you've always secretly despised) stops by for a visit and asks if she can try it out. She enjoys it so much that she sells her condo and moves in with you. She begins every day by yelling "Dibs on the Wii!!" and plays Wii Play on it for the next 12 hours. Also she smells bad and has a lot of cats.

I wish I could live a long life filled with good health and happiness.
 
[quote name='Danimal']Granted, you find a Nintendo Wii. However, as you're setting it up, your girlfriend/wife's grandmother (whom you've always secretly despised) stops by for a visit and asks if she can try it out. She enjoys it so much that she sells her condo and moves in with you. She begins every day by yelling "Dibs on the Wii!!" and plays Wii Play on it for the next 12 hours. Also she smells bad and has a lot of cats.

I wish I could live a long life filled with good health and happiness.[/quote]
Granted. But at the cost of your loved ones living miserable short lives.

I wish I had some coconut oil.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Granted. But at the cost of your loved ones living miserable short lives.

I wish I had some coconut oil.[/quote]


Granted, but you are forced to use it to rub down Fabio for his next book cover shooting.

I wish that my BluRays sell
 
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good (I would call her).
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Granted, but you are forced to use it to rub down Fabio for his next book cover shooting.

I wish that my BluRays sell[/QUOTE]

Granted... they'll all sell for 1 cent each.

I wish my freakin FedEx package would show up now.
 
[quote name='reicaden']I said i didnt die "within" the first 8 seconds... so i cant die within 4 seconds either ;P try again though :)[/quote]

Geez, this one is is easy, you die after 9 seconds. :roll:
 
Cool thread. Not sure what the person above me wished for (don't wanna go way to the end of the thread just to see), but I'll corrupt it just by saying he wants dongs.


Okay, now for my wish: Getting into a good college and being awarded a good scholarship so I can pay for it.
 
[quote name='PyroGamer']Cool thread. Not sure what the person above me wished for (don't wanna go way to the end of the thread just to see), but I'll corrupt it just by saying he wants dongs.


Okay, now for my wish: Getting into a good college and being awarded a good scholarship so I can pay for it.[/quote]

Granted. But you end up majoring and graduating in a useless major like underwater basket weaving.

I wish it wasn't raining right now.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Granted. But you end up majoring and graduating in a useless major like underwater basket weaving.

I wish it wasn't raining right now.[/quote]

Granted, but your dog comes in and vomits all over your face, and he just ate tons of poopy.
 
[quote name='pittpizza']Granted, but your dog comes in and vomits all over your face, and he just ate tons of poopy.[/quote]

What, no wish?
 
[quote name='Inf^Shini']^^

I got this. I wish people would be more competent, less ignorant.[/quote]

Granted, now I they just don't care.

I wish Pittipizza wasn't so bad at this game.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, now I they just don't care.

I wish Pittipizza wasn't so bad at this game.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but it doesn't make him any smarter.

I wish Microsoft's expected turnaround time to get my broken 360 fixed and back to me was less than 4 weeks.
 
[quote name='captainfrizo']Granted, but it doesn't make him any smarter.

I wish Microsoft's expected turnaround time to get my broken 360 fixed and back to me was less than 4 weeks.[/quote]

Granted, but then it will break down a week after you get it back.

I wish my paychecks were larger :(
 
[quote name='captainfrizo']Granted, but it doesn't make him any smarter.

I wish Microsoft's expected turnaround time to get my broken 360 fixed and back to me was less than 4 weeks.[/QUOTE]

Granted, it now takes 3 weeks, but it only works for a week.

I wish that 360's didn't break down and were whisper quiet.

Oops, beaten and bested.
 
[quote name='Inf^Shini']Granted, but then it will break down a week after you get it back.

I wish my paychecks were larger :([/QUOTE]


Granted but due to the collapse of the american economy you're paycheck isnt even worth the paper it is printed on.


I wish my mortgage was paid off
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']Granted but due to the collapse of the american economy you're paycheck isnt even worth the paper it is printed on.


I wish my mortgage was paid off[/QUOTE]
Granted. The next day your house is leveled by a tornado.

I wish I was a master thief.
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']Granted, but all of the money goes to charity.

I wish I was gay, black, retarded, deaf, blind, and mute.[/quote]

Granted. But you die contracting a STD from an albino midget donkey.

[quote name='dcfox']Granted. The next day your house is leveled by a tornado.

I wish I was a master thief.[/quote]

Granted. But the only thing you're good at stealing is 2nd base.

I wish I didn't have to go out and buy my groceries before the weekend.
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']Granted, but you and your family starve to death.

I wish people understood the difference between their, there, and they're. And while we're at it, its and it's.[/quote]

Granted, but then they push out verbs and always forget to use them.

I wish there was a movie theatre close to me.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, but then they push out verbs and always forget to use them.

I wish there was a movie theatre close to me.[/quote] Granted, but it only shows great films like Meet the Spartans and " Why Did I Get Married?"

I wish I was a hero, saving my entire school from a school shooter. Even if I had to die.
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']Granted, but it only shows great films like Meet the Spartans and " Why Did I Get Married?"

I wish I was a hero, saving my entire school from a school shooter. Even if I had to die.[/quote]
Granted, but instead of dying, you're a vegetable forced to receive a spongebath daily from the male intern who thinks you're just the "strongest, bravest guy he's ever met".

I wish that they'd never play this damn Fray song again.
 
[quote name='JJSP']Granted, but instead of dying, you're a vegetable forced to receive a spongebath daily from the male intern who thinks you're just the "strongest, bravest guy he's ever met".

I wish that they'd never play this damn Fray song again.[/quote]

Granted, but then you are struck dead for saying such a blasphemous thing.

I wish DesertEagle would find the guy who was stealing his money.
 
[quote name='JJSP']Granted, but instead of dying, you're a vegetable forced to receive a spongebath daily from the male intern who thinks you're just the "strongest, bravest guy he's ever met".

[/quote]

Touche.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Granted, but then you are struck dead for saying such a blasphemous thing.

I wish DesertEagle would find the guy who was stealing his money.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but the introductions take a turn for the worse when he bends DesertEalge over a folding chair and rapes him half to death.

[quote name='Inf^Shini']I wish my paychecks were larger :([/QUOTE]Granted. You now receive all your payments in jumbo-sized-checks. Oh, and your boss sadles you with a pay decrease.


I wish the IWHBYD skull didn't require you to have all the meta-game stuff off to get.
 
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