xxxafibenderxxx
CAGiversary!
okay so like 2 years ago i created a plan that i would roll up chocolate ex-lax into tootsie roll wrappers and give them to friends as jokes right. it worked out flawlessly last time i attempted this so i gave it another go this year.
so i buy the chocolate ex-lax, nicely craft it into the shape of a tootsie roll wrapper, and i put it in my freezer with a large neon green post it note wrapped around it saying DO NOT EAT!! basically, you wouldn't even know it was a tootsie roll unless you took off the post-it note. so my friend's mom comes and stays at my house last night because hotels are packed with Nascar people cause of the race. so she comes over, sleeps on my couch. if you don't know where this is going, i feel sorry for you haha. so i wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss when i remember that it's in there and i don't want her to eat it. so i run over to the freezer, make sure it's still there.. make sure the post-it note is intact, and then i go back to sleep. i wake up this morning to check if it's there, and it's ing gone. mind you this is like 2 servings of chocolate ex-lax which can really make you shit your ing brains out. so i look all around for it, every cranny and compartment in my freezer, and i can't find it. i quick open up the garbage can and i see the wrapper, with the dismantled post-it note in the garbage sitting right there. in my mind, i was hoping that it was my mom throwing it out for precautionary measures, but it wasn't. low and behold my friend's mom just totally IGNORED the neon ing green post it note and eats the whole tootsie roll. now only time will tell.
so i buy the chocolate ex-lax, nicely craft it into the shape of a tootsie roll wrapper, and i put it in my freezer with a large neon green post it note wrapped around it saying DO NOT EAT!! basically, you wouldn't even know it was a tootsie roll unless you took off the post-it note. so my friend's mom comes and stays at my house last night because hotels are packed with Nascar people cause of the race. so she comes over, sleeps on my couch. if you don't know where this is going, i feel sorry for you haha. so i wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss when i remember that it's in there and i don't want her to eat it. so i run over to the freezer, make sure it's still there.. make sure the post-it note is intact, and then i go back to sleep. i wake up this morning to check if it's there, and it's ing gone. mind you this is like 2 servings of chocolate ex-lax which can really make you shit your ing brains out. so i look all around for it, every cranny and compartment in my freezer, and i can't find it. i quick open up the garbage can and i see the wrapper, with the dismantled post-it note in the garbage sitting right there. in my mind, i was hoping that it was my mom throwing it out for precautionary measures, but it wasn't. low and behold my friend's mom just totally IGNORED the neon ing green post it note and eats the whole tootsie roll. now only time will tell.