Cumming Soon: Nailin' Paylin

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"Nailin' Paylin"

Posted Oct 3rd 2008 10:30AM by TMZ Staff
Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!
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The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
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I'm laughing my ass off right now.

~HotShotX
 
I'm hoping Faux News does an expose on this soon! I can't wait to see all their outrage even though all of them have already pre-ordered a copy.
 
Lisa Ann? She's one of my favorites! She hasn't done much anal, so it's gonna be great if she's gonna get reamed by multiple dudes.
 
That's disgusting. Why the fuck did you post this trash here?

You suck ass.

"~Liquid 2, in case you didn't see my name immediately to the right of this post. You know, just making sure. I NEED you to know who I am."
 
[quote name='SpazX']I can't say that I think this is a good thing...in any way.[/quote]

Porn is always a good thing...

Anyways i'm surprised this hasn't been released yet. The skin industry is losing it's pace.
 
[quote name='Magehart']Porn is always a good thing...

Anyways i'm surprised this hasn't been released yet. The skin industry is losing it's pace.[/quote]

They're busy making the script as coherent as the Couric interview.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']That's disgusting. Why the fuck did you post this trash here?

You suck ass.[/quote]

Because even political trash is still funny. As for sucking ass, I don't know where you would get such an idea...you must have gotten an advanced copy of the porno.

~HotShotX
 
[quote name='HotShotX']Because even political trash is still funny. As for sucking ass, I don't know where you would get such an idea...you must have gotten an advanced copy of the porno.

~HotShotX, REMEMBER MY NAME PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE REMEMBER[/QUOTE]

This trash is foul, not funny.

The fact that you considered it worth posting speaks volumes about you.

~Liquid 2
 
She better mention call the dude(s) Mavericks.. and one of them HAS to be an old man.

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[quote name='evanft']Wow, Liquid 2 is an awful human being. Ignored.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Dead of Knight']You just realized this now?[/QUOTE]

:rofl: This.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']This trash is foul, not funny.

The fact that you considered it worth posting speaks volumes about you.

~Liquid 2[/quote]


Well, this is the politics & controversy forum. It may not have much political value, but it is still controversial.

Fake Edit: Not that this is much of a political discussion forum. More of a liberal circle jerk.
 
I can imagine some of the dialog:

"You get extra credit for having a pretty big penis"

"Shoot your load on me like I like to shoot wolves"
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']This trash is foul, not funny.

The fact that you considered it worth posting speaks volumes about you.

~Liquid 2[/quote]

I find it amazing how some people think they can judge a person based on one or two forums posts on the internet.

You must subscribe to the "Take a quote out of context to determine a lifetime of racist/sexist/corrupt undertones" mantra of interacting with those you don't know.

If posting about it "speaks volumes" about me (because obviously someone cannot share something on the internet without it defining their entire life, hell, I've spent the past 4 years dancing to Dragostea din tei), then reading and posting in the thread must say quite a bit about you as well (It's not like a topic title such as "Cumming Soon: Nailin' Palin" was going to be about puppies and kittens).

~HotShotX
 
[quote name='HotShotX'](It's not like a topic title such as "Cumming Soon: Nailin' Palin" was going to be about puppies and kittens).

~HotShotX[/quote]

But if it was, :drool:.

Throw in a McCain and Obama look-a-like and we got mature,interracial, lesbian, AND bestiality fetishes.
 
[quote name='paddlefoot']Well, this is the politics & controversy forum. It may not have much political value, but it is still controversial.

Fake Edit: Not that this is much of a political discussion forum. More of a liberal circle jerk.[/QUOTE]

I will guarantee this film will have better writing than an American Carol.

If the film compares Sarah Palins no doubt gaping vag to the wreckage of the twin towers liquid may have a point, he would still be a hypocrite however.
 
[quote name='HotShotX']I find it amazing how some people think they can judge a person based on one or two forums posts on the internet.

You must subscribe to the "Take a quote out of context to determine a lifetime of racist/sexist/corrupt undertones" mantra of interacting with those you don't know.

If posting about it "speaks volumes" about me (because obviously someone cannot share something on the internet without it defining their entire life, hell, I've spent the past 4 years dancing to Dragostea din tei), then reading and posting in the thread must say quite a bit about you as well (It's not like a topic title such as "Cumming Soon: Nailin' Palin" was going to be about puppies and kittens).

~HotShotX[/quote]

I'm thinking it might be a joke account - whoever it is they're laughing it up getting all this attention and an OTT title out of it.

It wouldn't be the first time a guy on CAG has portrayed himself as a nerdy female for attention.
 
Part of me never ever wants to see this, and part of me is endlessly curious.

[quote name='Liquid 2']This trash is foul, not funny.

The fact that you considered it worth posting speaks volumes about you.

~Liquid 2[/quote]

Dude, really, get over yourself.

~johnnypark
 
[quote name='paddlefoot']So who's gonna play Obama?[/quote]

Lisa Ann has done interracial, so I don't why it wouldn't be in there, especially given that genre's massive popularity.

I imagine it would be Sam Jackson, he's in everything.
 
[quote name='depascal22']That will get all the pregnant-loving pedophiles on board.[/quote]


DS Pedometers all over the world will explode.
 
[quote name='depascal22']Nah. All the pulling out will be in the movie. Except in Bristol's case of course.[/quote]

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~HotShotX
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Wouldn't someone more MILF-ish be more authentic? :whistle2:#[/quote]

Lisa Ann's 34 and she does a lot of the MILF-themed porn.
 
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