Cumming Soon: Nailin' Paylin

[quote name='depascal22']Nina would be better but that chick does look like Palin.[/quote]

Tina Fey is the only person in entertainment (of any kind) that I have seen that looks like Palin exactly.

Give Nina a brunette dye job and up-swept hairdo and it would work for me.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Tina Fey is the only person in entertainment (of any kind) that I have seen that looks like Palin exactly.

Give Nina a brunette dye job and up-swept hairdo and it would work for me.[/quote]

I can't argue with that.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Bah, Nina Hartley would be better.[/quote]

Nina Hartley looks a good 5-10 years older than Palin, easily. I'd imagine they could fit her in as Hilary, though.

EDIT: fuck me, she's in it. Gven the fact that she's more or less known for her interracial work, I'd imagine a threeway between her, Lexington Steele (as Obama, natch), and Lisa Ann. Lex is apparently a massive fan, so he'd surely be on board, and he's probably the biggest black male porn-star ever, so ya got the name recognition.
 
[quote name='evanft']Nina Hartley looks a good 5-10 years older than Palin, easily. I'd imagine they could fit her in as Hilary, though.

EDIT: fuck me, she's in it. Gven the fact that she's more or less known for her interracial work, I'd imagine a threeway between her, Lexington Steele (as Obama, natch), and Lisa Ann. Lex is apparently a massive fan, so he'd surely be on board, and he's probably the biggest black male porn-star ever, so ya got the name recognition.[/quote]


:lol:, damn and I was just joking about Nina being in it.
 
Some behind the scene still photos of Nailin' Paylin... :)

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Those behind the scenes pics are good. They actually have Palin's look down well. I retract my statement about replacing the lead actress.
 
Joe six pack, Joe Lincoln, your average hockey mom, that's what America is all about. Coming together and saying gosh darnit slavery might be fine for some, but ya know what, it just doesn't cut it where I come from.

Which is Alaska.

Where we don't have slavery.
 
There's a script?!?... shit, the guys in Chatsworth are going all out...
Watch out Academy Awards!

Will Bill Clinton make a cameo?
 
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The Russians are cumming! The Russians are cumming!

Shame they couldn't work in Joe the Plumber. "I'm heah ta fix yo pipes."
 
[quote name='Strell']Baby Names: Carport[/quote]

I personally thought Rake was a more likely choice for the Palin family, given their current trend of naming failure.

~HotShotX
 
[quote name='Strell']Baby Names: Carport[/quote]

Did you guys see whats behind the door on the left. You have to click on it a few times to see everything.

Also the writing on the front of the desk made me laugh out loud..
 
Change the title thread OP... y'know why?
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IT CAME! IT CAME! IT CAME!

ONCE FIVE MINUTES AGO! AND HOPEFULLY AGAIN TOMORROW MORNING!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYRGjjvNoZ4



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Anyways, that Lisa Ann chick has the nastiest nipples, I wish Hustler would have contracted either Jayden James or Hunter Bryce

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that was the worst dialogue.... seriously she couldn't even fake a shitty Canadian accent? nor was there any stupid sayings... do they not make descent porn anymore?
 
[quote name='homeland']that was the worst dialogue.... seriously she couldn't even fake a shitty Canadian accent? nor was there any stupid sayings... do they not make descent porn anymore?[/quote]


That was pretty bad. :lol:

Sherwood. :lol:
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']That was pretty bad. :lol:

Sherwood. :lol:[/quote]

They're Russian. Ever since the Cold War ended, their pick up line technology has lagged far behind our own.
 
[quote name='homeland']that was the worst dialogue.... seriously she couldn't even fake a shitty Canadian accent? nor was there any stupid sayings... do they not make descent porn anymore?[/quote]

A 0.000006 second internet search says "Yes." To be fair, Hustler is known for making absolutely awful movies. They still adhere to the whole "Porn should have plot, music, shitty acting, and boring sex." idea, rather than upgrading to the "MARATHON ASSfuckING!!!" mantra.
 
[quote name='Frogurt.man']Where?[/quote]

I have a buddy called CaptOmerta. Try doing a google search on him & Paylin That's all I can say :whistle2:# because many, many forum nazi's lurk around here....
 
well.... that didn't take long.

just got this email:

LarryFlyntFan has sent you a message on YouTube:
Take down your Nailin Paylin video immediatly
Hello,

Take down your Nailin Paylin video immediately. You do not have rights to use this video and you are infringing on our copyright and trademark as HUSTLER. We will take the proper action to ensure you do not do this in the future.

-HUSTLER
[email protected]
 
Lisa Ann is the shit on Brazzers.
Palin is a disgusting middleaged hoe. They should put a comedy scene in there about her skanky ass daughter having sex. They should also show todd palin wanting to succeed and then have him walk in on his wife and daughter doing it.
 
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