Damn. My wife just busted me watching PORN on the computer... AGAIN!
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[quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]
CHEAPY you fool, she gonna know now. Doesnt she visit the boards?[/quote]
My thoughts exatly. You better change it quick to something inconspicuous like pr0n or 1337.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]
CHEAPY you fool, she gonna know now. Doesnt she visit the boards?[/quote]
My thoughts exatly. You better change it quick to something inconspicuous like pr0n or 1337.
[quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.
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[quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='fanskad'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Grab all your porn, put them all together with a video editing program and put some anime at the beginning and name it the anime.
If she clicks it, she only sees the first 20mins of it....the rest of it is whatever you like...
Like hot oiled sweaty women with pregnancy stretchmarks and facial scars having sex with an beached electric eel on the beach. You know, if you're into that sorta thing.[/quote]
That sounds HOT! Where did you find it?
Sigged.[/quote]
Of course that was a joke....Only read porn....
Heres a hot excerpt: " can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds."[/quote]
I don't want to know what you do with the breadsticks...
If she clicks it, she only sees the first 20mins of it....the rest of it is whatever you like...
Like hot oiled sweaty women with pregnancy stretchmarks and facial scars having sex with an beached electric eel on the beach. You know, if you're into that sorta thing.[/quote]
That sounds HOT! Where did you find it?
Sigged.[/quote]
Of course that was a joke....Only read porn....
Heres a hot excerpt: " can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds."[/quote]
I don't want to know what you do with the breadsticks...
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[quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
This type of thing I am very up front about... I was in a relationship were if I even looked at another girl casually I would be entangled in hours arguing. I left her because of her insecurities. I typically will not date or even consider dating a woman whom has a problem with me looking at other women, watching porn, going to strip clubs, etc… I really do think its healthy to foster a open relationship, where you can confide your thoughts in the other person. Thinking something and not being able to express it in any way is unhealthy and breeds resentment. My girlfriend and I can express what we think about others... She: "He is hot." Me: "She is good looking." etc... I want to know "her" heart, mind, and soul...
EDIT: I don't spend alot of time watching porn, going to strip clubs, looking at other woman (in the end... these are only illusions). I just appreciate eroticism... and I enjoy sharing that with my Love.
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
This type of thing I am very up front about... I was in a relationship were if I even looked at another girl casually I would be entangled in hours arguing. I left her because of her insecurities. I typically will not date or even consider dating a woman whom has a problem with me looking at other women, watching porn, going to strip clubs, etc… I really do think its healthy to foster a open relationship, where you can confide your thoughts in the other person. Thinking something and not being able to express it in any way is unhealthy and breeds resentment. My girlfriend and I can express what we think about others... She: "He is hot." Me: "She is good looking." etc... I want to know "her" heart, mind, and soul...
EDIT: I don't spend alot of time watching porn, going to strip clubs, looking at other woman (in the end... these are only illusions). I just appreciate eroticism... and I enjoy sharing that with my Love.
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I had a buddy walk in on me watching it once, scared the shit out of me cause I thought it was my girlfriend. Frankly I could give a 
less what anyone thinks, I just tell them its art.
less what anyone thinks, I just tell them its art.
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a wise jedi allways knows when its the right time to use his lightsaber
Looks like you failed that test!!!!!!
Looks like you failed that test!!!!!!
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[quote name='Mr_hockey66']a wise jedi allways knows when its the right time to use his lightsaber
Looks like you failed that test!!!!!![/quote]
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Looks like you failed that test!!!!!![/quote]
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[quote name='ZeroSupporT'], I just tell them its art.[/quote]
The line between obscenity and art is in the eyes of the beholders… probally the reason people fight about it. Personally, I would rather have a relationship where I feel confortable expressing my inner desires and thoughts openly, and not hide my thoughts with guilt and shame.
The line between obscenity and art is in the eyes of the beholders… probally the reason people fight about it. Personally, I would rather have a relationship where I feel confortable expressing my inner desires and thoughts openly, and not hide my thoughts with guilt and shame.
[quote name='rsamtriple5']dude..think of it as a breakthrough rather than a embarrassment..cuz now she knows you look at porn..therefore, you are now open to look at it at[/quote]
This is what happened with me . . . we were married for 5 years (together for 7) when I got caught--8 years ago. I had left a Playboy video in the VCR. She didn't care (her dad had Playboy mags). It brought the subject into the open. I hasn't been an issue (beyond the embarassment).
Although we can't watch together . . . she ruins it with her commentary . . . "those boobs are fake . . ."
This is what happened with me . . . we were married for 5 years (together for 7) when I got caught--8 years ago. I had left a Playboy video in the VCR. She didn't care (her dad had Playboy mags). It brought the subject into the open. I hasn't been an issue (beyond the embarassment).
Although we can't watch together . . . she ruins it with her commentary . . . "those boobs are fake . . ."
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[quote name='Backlash'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?
Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.[/quote]
That's what I don't get. How could she make you? If she tried to.. why don't you just be like " that, I'm sleeping in my bed, if you don't want to sleep with me, you can sleep on the couch bitch"
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?
Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.[/quote]
That's what I don't get. How could she make you? If she tried to.. why don't you just be like "
that, I'm sleeping in my bed, if you don't want to sleep with me, you can sleep on the couch bitch"
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[quote name='schultzed'][quote name='rsamtriple5']dude..think of it as a breakthrough rather than a embarrassment..cuz now she knows you look at porn..therefore, you are now open to look at it at[/quote]
This is what happened with me . . . we were married for 5 years (together for 7) when I got caught--8 years ago. I had left a Playboy video in the VCR. She didn't care (her dad had Playboy mags). It brought the subject into the open. I hasn't been an issue (beyond the embarassment).
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Good to hear!
[quote name='schultzed']Although we can't watch together . . . she ruins it with her commentary . . . "those boobs are fake . . ."[/quote]
She is just sharing her opinion... least she is with you...
This is what happened with me . . . we were married for 5 years (together for 7) when I got caught--8 years ago. I had left a Playboy video in the VCR. She didn't care (her dad had Playboy mags). It brought the subject into the open. I hasn't been an issue (beyond the embarassment).
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Good to hear!
[quote name='schultzed']Although we can't watch together . . . she ruins it with her commentary . . . "those boobs are fake . . ."[/quote]
She is just sharing her opinion... least she is with you...
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Hell, my ex-girlfriend loved porn, we rented it sometimes. The only icky part was when she watched gay porn. (I'm not against homosexuals, I just personally dont want to see two guys going at it)
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I predict that this thread will be in next years Cheapy awards. And it will get PRAWNED!!!!
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[quote name='javeryh']UPDATE: I just got off the phone with her and I'm now "Porno Pete" ... and my name isn't even Pete... she's not going to let this die anytime soon...[/quote]
Roleplaying?
Roleplaying?
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[quote name='greendc27'][quote name='javeryh']UPDATE: I just got off the phone with her and I'm now "Porno Pete" ... and my name isn't even Pete... she's not going to let this die anytime soon...[/quote]
You should ask cheapy to change your username to that.
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Or change his custom rank to PRAWNED!
You should ask cheapy to change your username to that.
[/quote]Or change his custom rank to PRAWNED!
[quote name='PhrostByte'][quote name='Backlash'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?
Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.[/quote]
That's what I don't get. How could she make you? If she tried to.. why don't you just be like "shaq-fu that, I'm sleeping in my bed, if you don't want to sleep with me, you can sleep on the couch bitch"[/quote]
Well, yeah, she couldn't. And never been a problem for me anyway. Although I have heard of other guys who are kind of forced out of the bedroom. I guess just to avoid more fighting or violence.
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?
Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.[/quote]
That's what I don't get. How could she make you? If she tried to.. why don't you just be like "shaq-fu that, I'm sleeping in my bed, if you don't want to sleep with me, you can sleep on the couch bitch"[/quote]
Well, yeah, she couldn't. And never been a problem for me anyway. Although I have heard of other guys who are kind of forced out of the bedroom. I guess just to avoid more fighting or violence.
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='greendc27'][quote name='javeryh']UPDATE: I just got off the phone with her and I'm now "Porno Pete" ... and my name isn't even Pete... she's not going to let this die anytime soon...[/quote]
You should ask cheapy to change your username to that.[/quote]
Or change his custom rank to PRAWNED![/quote]
Now there's an idea....
You should ask cheapy to change your username to that.
[/quote]Or change his custom rank to PRAWNED![/quote]
Now there's an idea....
[quote name='javeryh']UPDATE: I just got off the phone with her and I'm now "Porno Pete" ... and my name isn't even Pete... she's not going to let this die anytime soon...[/quote]
Man, all this AND a shitty job that you hate. You are one lucky sonofabitch.
At this rate your next topic will be "I hae a gun in my mouth, help me to not pull the trigger"
Man, all this AND a shitty job that you hate. You are one lucky sonofabitch.
At this rate your next topic will be "I hae a gun in my mouth, help me to not pull the trigger"
[quote name='JimmieMac'][quote name='javeryh']UPDATE: I just got off the phone with her and I'm now "Porno Pete" ... and my name isn't even Pete... she's not going to let this die anytime soon...[/quote]
Man, all this AND a shitty job that you hate. You are one lucky sonofabitch.
At this rate your next topic will be "I hae a gun in my mouth, help me to not pull the trigger"[/quote]
This is no big deal... she knows where I keep the porn collection it's just that it's embarrassing to get busted. Also, I have a great job (not a shitty one) that I hate the hours (not the actual work... well sometimes I do but that happens to everyone)...
Man, all this AND a shitty job that you hate. You are one lucky sonofabitch.
At this rate your next topic will be "I hae a gun in my mouth, help me to not pull the trigger"[/quote]
This is no big deal... she knows where I keep the porn collection it's just that it's embarrassing to get busted. Also, I have a great job (not a shitty one) that I hate the hours (not the actual work... well sometimes I do but that happens to everyone)...
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[quote name='defender']My wife catches me all the time. Maybe I should close the door.
The best is catching your wife though...it's HOT.
This thread got me thinking...hmm time to pull the pud. Excuse me.[/quote]
Post with way too much information. Line for line...
The best is catching your wife though...it's HOT.
This thread got me thinking...hmm time to pull the pud. Excuse me.[/quote]
Post with way too much information. Line for line...
[quote name='defender']My wife catches me all the time. Maybe I should close the door.
The best is catching your wife though...it's HOT.
This thread got me thinking...hmm time to pull the pud. Excuse me.[/quote]
This got me thinking, I traded some games with javeryh (should I say porno pete) . . . eeeww! . . . I need to clean their cases.
The best is catching your wife though...it's HOT.
This thread got me thinking...hmm time to pull the pud. Excuse me.[/quote]
This got me thinking, I traded some games with javeryh (should I say porno pete) . . . eeeww! . . . I need to clean their cases.
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Man did anyone see Conan O Brien a couple nights ago? During the "Sweeps Ahoy" sketch, they had Shrimps having sex! It was hilarious! Someone should find a clip of that, check Cheapy's Prawn folder.
[quote name='defender']My wife catches me all the time. Maybe I should close the door.
The best is catching your wife though...it's HOT.
This thread got me thinking...hmm time to pull the pud. Excuse me.[/quote]
The wife occassionally forgets to put her vibrator away I always get a kick out of that
The best is catching your wife though...it's HOT.
This thread got me thinking...hmm time to pull the pud. Excuse me.[/quote]
The wife occassionally forgets to put her vibrator away I always get a kick out of that
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[quote name='PhrostByte'][quote name='Backlash'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?
Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.[/quote]
That's what I don't get. How could she make you? If she tried to.. why don't you just be like "shaq-fu that, I'm sleeping in my bed, if you don't want to sleep with me, you can sleep on the couch bitch"[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?
Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.[/quote]
That's what I don't get. How could she make you? If she tried to.. why don't you just be like "shaq-fu that, I'm sleeping in my bed, if you don't want to sleep with me, you can sleep on the couch bitch"[/quote]
[quote name='Derwood43'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.
[quote name='PhrostByte'][quote name='Backlash'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?
Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.[/quote]
That's what I don't get. How could she make you? If she tried to.. why don't you just be like "shaq-fu that, I'm sleeping in my bed, if you don't want to sleep with me, you can sleep on the couch bitch"[/quote]
Does the name Lorena Bobbitt ring any bells?
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?
Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.[/quote]
That's what I don't get. How could she make you? If she tried to.. why don't you just be like "shaq-fu that, I'm sleeping in my bed, if you don't want to sleep with me, you can sleep on the couch bitch"[/quote]
Does the name Lorena Bobbitt ring any bells?
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[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Derwood43'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.[/quote]
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Derwood43']I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.[/quote]
That's funny stuff.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.[/quote]
That's funny stuff.
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[quote name='Mike23']Nevermind Cheapy's wife; Doesn't Cheapy's MOM visit the boards?[/quote]
yea, she does. I hope she avoids this thread :lol:
yea, she does. I hope she avoids this thread :lol:
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Wait javeryh, since when have you actually been home to watch porn? When I see your posts it seems like you spend every waking hour at your job.
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[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Derwood43'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.[/quote]
I don't care where you're from, that's funny
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.[/quote]
I don't care where you're from, that's funny
manofpeace20
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I had to lie to my ex about looking at porn all the time. She didn't even want me to masturbate, which is tough considering she wanted to wait until marriage and I'm a 22 year old virgin. Even when a really hot chick would appear on TV, she would touch me to make sure I didn't get a boner. If i did, I had to lie and say I wasn't paying attention to the TV, but that I was thinking about her. I'm glad thats over with now. It was really unhealthy.
tickdude
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[quote name='beerguy961'][quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Derwood43'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.[/quote]
I don't care where you're from, that's funny[/quote]
I'm living in the northern part of the "Bible Belt"...and I am LMFAO!!!
dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]
I'd like to re-visit this thought.
I live in the bible belt. Therefore, there is a completely different thought on porn. It is strictly taboo here. It's not ignorant for a woman to dislike her husband/boyfriend watching porn. If someone finds something morally wrong, they're labeled as ignorant or as a right-wing religous nut. I'm proud that neither my wife or I watch porn. I can't watch it without thinking, "Thats someone's daughter or sister.". It literally makes me sick to watch that stuff. That's just me. If you lived where I live, you'd see that I'm probably in the majority.
So again, it's not ignorant for someone to have a problem with porn.[/quote]
Thats funny, because during sex I always take great pleasure in thinking, "This is somebody's daughter or sister or wife. Maybe all three if they're a real close-knit family, like in Chinatown. If I was feeling really perverse, I might consider that this might have once been somebody's son or brother. Amazing work, if thats the case."
Those long internal soliloquy's really help make it last.[/quote]
I don't care where you're from, that's funny[/quote]
I'm living in the northern part of the "Bible Belt"...and I am LMFAO!!!
tickdude
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[quote name='manofpeace20']I had to lie to my ex about looking at porn all the time. She didn't even want me to masturbate, which is tough considering she wanted to wait until marriage and I'm a 22 year old virgin. Even when a really hot chick would appear on TV, she would touch me to make sure I didn't get a boner. If i did, I had to lie and say I wasn't paying attention to the TV, but that I was thinking about her. I'm glad thats over with now. It was really unhealthy.[/quote]
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What a brain!
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What a brain
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[quote name='manofpeace20']I had to lie to my ex about looking at porn all the time. She didn't even want me to masturbate, which is tough considering she wanted to wait until marriage and I'm a 22 year old virgin. Even when a really hot chick would appear on TV, she would touch me to make sure I didn't get a boner. If i did, I had to lie and say I wasn't paying attention to the TV, but that I was thinking about her. I'm glad thats over with now. It was really unhealthy.[/quote]
I've dated some strict girls but that is completely insane.
How long were you with this psycho?
I've dated some strict girls but that is completely insane.
How long were you with this psycho?
[quote name='zionoverfire']Wait javeryh, since when have you actually been home to watch porn? When I see your posts it seems like you spend every waking hour at your job.[/quote]
It was at 2:30 in the morning on Wednesday night (Thusday morning) right after I got home. I had to get rid of the stress somehow...
It was at 2:30 in the morning on Wednesday night (Thusday morning) right after I got home. I had to get rid of the stress somehow...
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