Did I just get porn in my copy of Gamepro? (NSFW?)

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:shock: The weirdest thing is inside my issue of Gamepro, a disc, possibly a DVD-ROM, from Axe. I'm wondering what the fuck it is and why it's in Gamepro of all magazines.

It says "V.I.X.E.N.S." on the disc and below it says "Very Interactive Xtremely Entertaining Naughty Supermodels"

On the insert above where the disc is attached to, it has a "Po" symbol with "Playas Only" under it. Next to it says: "Content is of a mature and extremely arousing nature and may contain images of saucy coeds, sexy stewardesses and other hotties. This software may be deemed unfit for some minors, spinsters, parents, heppily married couples, or anyone residing in regions where caning is still practiced."

Did anybody else get this month's Gamepro and see what's on this disc? I'd like to know before I try it out. I'll see what's on it if no one has gotten it already.
 
[quote name='Rig']My friend gets Gamepro, and he's a bit of a perv... I'll find out tonight what's on it![/quote]

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[quote name='Ugamer_X']What are you, 12?

Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Ugamer_X']What are you, 12?

Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.[/quote][/quote]
 
Avoid this disk like the plague - because it is. I popped it in my pc last night because I figured it would be good for a laugh, and it took me all of last night & most of today to straighten it out. fucked my system up real nice.
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']:shock: The weirdest thing is inside my issue of Gamepro, a disc, possibly a DVD-ROM, from Axe. I'm wondering what the shaq-fu it is and why it's in Gamepro of all magazines.

It says "V.I.X.E.N.S." on the disc and below it says "Very Interactive Xtremely Entertaining Naughty Supermodels"

On the insert above where the disc is attached to, it has a "Po" symbol with "Playas Only" under it. Next to it says: "Content is of a mature and extremely arousing nature and may contain images of saucy coeds, sexy stewardesses and other hotties. This software may be deemed unfit for some minors, spinsters, parents, heppily married couples, or anyone residing in regions where caning is still practiced."

Did anybody else get this month's Gamepro and see what's on this disc? I'd like to know before I try it out. I'll see what's on it if no one has gotten it already.[/quote]

Its all a giant ad campaign, They have giant ads all of the boston T, they're just trying really hard to over sexualize their product
 
Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)[/quote]

No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?
 
[quote name='argyle'][quote name='opportunity777']Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)[/quote]

No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?[/quote]

the hell ?
 
[quote name='argyle'][quote name='opportunity777']Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)[/quote]

No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?[/quote]

Hah... sure sounds arousing to me.
 
[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='Rig']My friend gets Gamepro, and he's a bit of a perv... I'll find out tonight what's on it![/quote]

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Awwwwwww yea.... gigidy!
 
[quote name='argyle'][quote name='opportunity777']Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)[/quote]

No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?[/quote]

I moan? Wow, that's pretty bad.
 
[quote name='smellhasreturned'][quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Ugamer_X']What are you, 12?

Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.[/quote][/quote][/quote]
 
[quote name='argyle']No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?[/quote]

:rofl: :twoguns:
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']Give me a reason why I should show you the screen caps of the video that I took.[/quote]

Because I love you!
 
[quote name='smalien1'][quote name='CrashSpyro123']Give me a reason why I should show you the screen caps of the video that I took.[/quote]

Because I love you![/quote]

No, but I guess I'll just post in a few minutes once I upload the pics.
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='smalien1'][quote name='CrashSpyro123']Give me a reason why I should show you the screen caps of the video that I took.[/quote]

Because I love you![/quote]

No, but I guess I'll just post in a few minutes once I upload the pics.[/quote]

they're gonna be fake...i can sense it :D
 
[quote name='argyle'][quote name='opportunity777']Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)[/quote]

No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?[/quote]

Awww yeah. That dirty talk has got me going! I need to see some screen caps of the moaning chick!

Whew!
 
[quote name='nickmad'][quote name='smellhasreturned'][quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Ugamer_X']What are you, 12?

Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

Ahem, DVD-ROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 
[quote name='Moxio']A NSFW title should be added now.[/quote]

There's no nudity at all, but I guess I'll do it to get more people in here. :wink:
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='nickmad'][quote name='smellhasreturned'][quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Ugamer_X']What are you, 12?

Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

Ahem, DVD-ROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.[/quote]

Yeah, but it's Naomi! And you know what that spells backwards!

It's much Hotter than "Hi, I am Straw Latineg. You know what that spells backwards!"
 
Welcome back.

Like argyle said, it starts off with Naomi talking about Axe and the opportunities that will arise if you try Axe deoderant on.

She mentions places that these opportunities could arise, such as the gym: She just swings her hips while counting to 3.

Then the library: Just some pics of this chick.

Then the mall: She unzips her top a little and asks Naomi if her outift's too tight, to which she reply's "No." These two have to be lesbians, since you can see that Naomi's checking her out while she's flaunting.

Then it asks me to download something, but I don't want porno spyware or whatever it is on my PC.
 
Im going to take an oppurtunity to tell a joke here.

After each sentence say, "Im a man."

You goto college.

You ask out a girl.

You goto a club.

You makeout.

She sucks your ...

She whispers in your ear.
 
Naomi backwards? "I moan"? I don't get it, is she in pain? If so, she may require medical assistance. Sick Axe bastards making some girl named "Naomi" suffer for their own profit or amusement.

/sarcasm
 
[quote name='Moxio']Axe has the stupidest commercials and advertisements nowadays. I wouldn't think any less of them.[/quote]

Seriously. Axe commercials are one of the few things that physically make me reach for the remote control and change the channel. They're all of the juvenile and embarrassing variety that basically say "omg you better like, protect yourself if you use our spray because hot chicks will literally jump all over you, god we're so clever." What's worse is now they have this new spray called TAG with basically the same asinine commercials. I vote them the most annoying commercials on TV right after Enzyte.
 
well, i mean thats pretty much the same strategy that beer ads and a number of ads have been doing forever. Its just very up front about the idea.
 
My idiot cousin sprayed some Axe on me at the supermarket and I had all these girls tackling me. It was a horrible experiance I hope to never have to face again. :(
 
[quote name='Kayden'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='Rig']My friend gets Gamepro, and he's a bit of a perv... I'll find out tonight what's on it![/quote]

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Awwwwwww yea.... gigidy![/quote]

 
[quote name='Lina']My name is better backwards, anyway.[/quote]

Peter: "Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anil. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

:rofl:
 
[quote name='cynicallywired']My idiot cousin sprayed some Axe on me at the supermarket and I had all these girls tackling me. It was a horrible experiance I hope to never have to face again. :([/quote]

About 2-3 years ago I was in Walmart and these three chicks walk up to mys brother, our firend and myself and try pushing this Axe spray onto us. They were ok looking all dressed in blak clothes and axe t's.

It was funny as hell, my brother and our friend spent nearly 20 minutes over there talking to them and getting all prefumed up.
 
I use Axe. I made a temp. switch from Old Spice. I like it. My stepdad saw that I bought it at the store.. after I got out of the shower, one of my cats came up and licked my arm.. I kid you not, my stepdad said, his exact words.. "wow, look at that, you're already getting some pussy"

:rofl:

I like that Axe commercial with the woman and the dude (which isn't seen) in the tub and she's like "how old are you" and he's all "22" and she goes "yes you are!" in a sing-song voice.. funny stuff.

Oh, by the way, worst commercial(s) ever goes to Jamster, this is a fact, not an opinion.
 
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