Do they really work?
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i'm at an utter loss of words. 
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this is by far and away the funniest thing i've read all week.
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This judge thought they worked.
"Pump" Judge Gets Popped
Charge former Oklahoma jurist with exposing self on bench
JANUARY 21--The Oklahoma judge who was forced from the bench last year for using a penis pump in court (among other really gross acts) was charged yesterday with indecent exposure for his judicial indiscretions. Donald Thompson, 58, entered a not guilty plea yesterday to three felony counts during an appearance in Creek County District Court, where he worked until resigning last August. According to the below yucky probable cause affidavit, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a January 7 search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. During testimony last year before the Council on Judicial Complaints, Thompson denied masturbating on the bench, using the penis pump, or depositing urine or semen into a wastebasket under his bench. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him last June by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior, which the AG detailed in a removal petition. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by a clerk, trial witnesses, and a court reporter. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge. (7 pages)
"Pump" Judge Gets Popped
Charge former Oklahoma jurist with exposing self on bench
JANUARY 21--The Oklahoma judge who was forced from the bench last year for using a penis pump in court (among other really gross acts) was charged yesterday with indecent exposure for his judicial indiscretions. Donald Thompson, 58, entered a not guilty plea yesterday to three felony counts during an appearance in Creek County District Court, where he worked until resigning last August. According to the below yucky probable cause affidavit, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a January 7 search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. During testimony last year before the Council on Judicial Complaints, Thompson denied masturbating on the bench, using the penis pump, or depositing urine or semen into a wastebasket under his bench. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him last June by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior, which the AG detailed in a removal petition. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by a clerk, trial witnesses, and a court reporter. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge. (7 pages)
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Nirvanaguy777
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[quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='BigB']Do penis enlargement pills really work? If anyone knows, or knows someone who has taken them let us know if they really work.[/quote]
If they really worked, you would be guys breaking down storefronts to get to them.[/quote]
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If they really worked, you would be guys breaking down storefronts to get to them.[/quote]
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oh my. Dude, what in the WORLD led you to believe this was a good idea, posting that here? I'd feel bad for you for the replies you're gonna get...but seriously, you brought this on yourself.
*shakes head* Wow.
*shakes head* Wow.
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BigB has sunk into a new low
sociopharm02
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I don't know if they work I am scared to try. what I really need are penis shrinking pills. I mean I am tired of lugging this thing around.
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I couldn't really tell you. But I've heard the testicular enhancers work great on balls..........hey wait "BigB".... interesting choice of name.
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Does it work? Why don't you find out for yourself with a FREE 30 day sample pack of Enzyte! Click on this link for more info on how to get a 30 day trial pack. Just like any medication, you should consult your physician before taking this drug. Although not typical, if you experience erections lasting longer than four hours, seek medical help immediately.
I hope this helped your small pee-pee problem.
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Honestly, it's not mine.
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[quote name='BigB']Thanks, but Enzyte is like Viagra, it just keeps you...ya know.[/quote]
No its not. It is called natural male enhancement. Means your pee-pee gets bigger over time.
I made up all the stuff in that post above, the link is for real though.
No its not. It is called natural male enhancement. Means your pee-pee gets bigger over time.
I made up all the stuff in that post above, the link is for real though.
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[quote name='BigB']Ahh, my friend wanted to know...really, it was my friend.
By the way, do the work?[/quote]
Is it your "little friend" who wanted to know about it?
By the way, do the work?[/quote]
Is it your "little friend" who wanted to know about it?
[quote name='Mr.Answer']This judge thought they worked.
"Pump" Judge Gets Popped
Charge former Oklahoma jurist with exposing self on bench
JANUARY 21--The Oklahoma judge who was forced from the bench last year for using a penis pump in court (among other really gross acts) was charged yesterday with indecent exposure for his judicial indiscretions. Donald Thompson, 58, entered a not guilty plea yesterday to three felony counts during an appearance in Creek County District Court, where he worked until resigning last August. According to the below yucky probable cause affidavit, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a January 7 search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. During testimony last year before the Council on Judicial Complaints, Thompson denied masturbating on the bench, using the penis pump, or depositing urine or semen into a wastebasket under his bench. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him last June by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior, which the AG detailed in a removal petition. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by a clerk, trial witnesses, and a court reporter. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge. (7 pages)
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What the hell is this world coming to? This story is unbelievable!
"Pump" Judge Gets Popped
Charge former Oklahoma jurist with exposing self on bench
JANUARY 21--The Oklahoma judge who was forced from the bench last year for using a penis pump in court (among other really gross acts) was charged yesterday with indecent exposure for his judicial indiscretions. Donald Thompson, 58, entered a not guilty plea yesterday to three felony counts during an appearance in Creek County District Court, where he worked until resigning last August. According to the below yucky probable cause affidavit, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a January 7 search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. During testimony last year before the Council on Judicial Complaints, Thompson denied masturbating on the bench, using the penis pump, or depositing urine or semen into a wastebasket under his bench. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him last June by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior, which the AG detailed in a removal petition. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by a clerk, trial witnesses, and a court reporter. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge. (7 pages)
What the hell is this world coming to? This story is unbelievable!
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Wow,
This is brutal. At the risk of bringing all this hostility on myself - come on, we all have to admit we're a little curious if these "modern miracles" work.
It's on the same list as that stuff girls are supposed to rub on their breasts to "enlarge" them, Human Growth Hormones (which are supposed to make you "younger"), Chiropractics, and "make $1,000/week working at home!"
We all are curious whether or not these things actually work. Incidentally, say what you want about the OP, but I'd say this post pretty much shows everyone here who has the largest pair of cannonballs at CAG...
This is brutal. At the risk of bringing all this hostility on myself - come on, we all have to admit we're a little curious if these "modern miracles" work.
It's on the same list as that stuff girls are supposed to rub on their breasts to "enlarge" them, Human Growth Hormones (which are supposed to make you "younger"), Chiropractics, and "make $1,000/week working at home!"
We all are curious whether or not these things actually work. Incidentally, say what you want about the OP, but I'd say this post pretty much shows everyone here who has the largest pair of cannonballs at CAG...
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We all are curious whether or not these things actually work. Incidentally, say what you want about the OP, but I'd say this post pretty much shows everyone here who has the largest pair of cannonballs at CAG...[/quote]
Don't you mean smallest?
We all are curious whether or not these things actually work. Incidentally, say what you want about the OP, but I'd say this post pretty much shows everyone here who has the largest pair of cannonballs at CAG...[/quote]
Don't you mean smallest?
[quote name='BigB']No, it says right on the Enzyte web-site it may give you a harder erection but will not change the actual size of your penis. 
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I was basing my statement on their unavoidable commercials that only seem to deliver a bizarre facial expression, as if the guy had survived an attack by the Joker.
That you admit to spending time on their site is only another checked box on the list of reasons you are pathetic.
[/quote]I was basing my statement on their unavoidable commercials that only seem to deliver a bizarre facial expression, as if the guy had survived an attack by the Joker.
That you admit to spending time on their site is only another checked box on the list of reasons you are pathetic.
bread's done