Do you believe in God?

[quote name='Greetard']

I have... an ulterior motive.[/QUOTE]

I figured.

Yes, I do believe in God.
 
Yes, I ultimately believe in God. There are some things that make me think and possibly question my beliefs, but at the end of the day I do believe.
 
Your poll choices make Jesus cry. :cry:

You also forgot to include a choice for the people like me who really just don't give a shit either way.

If there is a God... great.

If there isn't one... just as good.

Either way even if I knew all the secrets to the universe, I still have to go to work in the morning, so what does it matter to me anyway?
 
[quote name='Mike23']I figured.

Yes, I do believe in God.[/QUOTE]

Not God as in a bearded white man living in the clouds but God as an all powerful force/being beyond our comprehension - yep. :D
 
You need to include and uncertain option. Though I know what could the ulterior motive since you didn't ask any other question, unless it's to see how long before people start attacking each other and this thread gets moved to vs.
 
[quote name='Mike23']I figured.

Yes, I do believe in God.[/QUOTE]

Ah, so you know my scheme. Good.

(Just for the record, I do believe...kinda.)
 
Like I said, this isn't about the poll.

This is more of a "divine intervention", if you will.

If you can figure it all out, I'll give you a cookie.
 
This poll only further supports my experience and unproven belief that atheists, particularly vocal ones, tend to return to christianity as they age. The number of atheists, so far, is ridiculously high.
 
[quote name='stag8603']Yes, I ultimately believe in God. There are some things that make me think and possibly question my beliefs, but at the end of the day I do believe.[/QUOTE]

Gee I wonder what they might be?

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Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...
 
Why do you ask if we believe in GOD, then say screw Jesus?

Jesus Christ is not GOD, Jesus christ is the son of GOD and i think you need to understand that. Not to get it twisted like some of the christians in this time think what it is, but it is not.

Anyway, yea of course i believe in GOD the Father and i also believe in the son of GOD , whom we callest Christ Jesus. And i also believe in the bible and i try my best to follow the commandments and laws.
 
The question is *always* "Do you believe in god?" It's a mostly useless question.

The question ought to be "Do you give a fuck if there is a god or not?" It's a far more useful question if you want to gauge attitudes and behavior.

Personally, I'd select "don't fucking care" if it were an option.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Well the proof is right smack down in our face, emotions is one example. Should i continue?[/QUOTE]


Of course! Without the FSM we wouldn't have emotions, why couldn't I think of that!
 
[quote name='Xevious']I dont believe in religion but God is another matter.[/QUOTE]

Well religion is real, but faith is different. So i think you might just have faith in GOD and you dont belong to a religion. Which is like me, i dont have a religion, thus i dont belong to one, i just have faith in GOD and his son Jesus christ and i read the bible.

I also believe that religion is not what it is, how people in these times say it is. But i dont discuss those issues right now.
 
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE...THE ULTERIOR MOTIVE!

[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Why do you ask if we believe in GOD, then say screw Jesus?

Jesus Christ is not GOD, Jesus christ is the son of GOD and i think you need to understand that. Not to get it twisted like some of the christians in this time think what it is, but it is not.

Anyway, yea of course i believe in GOD the Father and i also believe in the son of GOD , whom we callest Christ Jesus. And i also believe in the bible and i try my best to follow the commandments and laws.[/QUOTE]

A huge majority of your posts are chastising people for "mortal sins" and a bunch of other bullshit like that. This isn't a Bible study group. It's a video game site chock full of nerds who goggle at boobies and pretend they get drunk all the time. If you don't like it, fine, learn to deal with it. Don't spout that "JESUS DIED FO' YO SINS!" shit whenever someone says something you don't agree with.

And that whole: "I weep for humanity as I watch them destroy themselves. People are fools. Our society is coming to an end and the morons don't even realize it!" emo crap is stupid too.

You're a turd. A very, very smelly turd.
 
[quote name='camoor']This poll is pretty ethnocentric.

Why don't you just ask if people are Jew, Christian, or other?
[/QUOTE]

This thread isn't about the stupid poll, it is flame bait for U2ktheGreatest and all of his religion nonesense that he constantly spews.

It would have gone over so much better if Shrike hadn't figured it out early and moved it to the Vs. Forum.

[quote name='zionoverfire']Well I guess your topic did deserve its trip to the Vs. forum afterall.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Sequoia left after I pulled this last week and he never came back. I hoped it might work again with this guy. Oh well.

You might consider it an intervention..."divine intervention" [/crappy pun]
 
[quote name='Greetard']LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE...THE ULTERIOR MOTIVE!



A huge majority of your posts are chastising people for "mortal sins" and a bunch of other bullshit like that. This isn't a Bible study group. It's a video game site chock full of nerds who goggle at boobies and pretend they get drunk all the time. If you don't like it, fine, learn to deal with it. Don't spout that "JESUS DIED FO' YO SINS!" shit whenever someone says something you don't agree with.

And that whole: "I weep for humanity as I watch them destroy themselves. People are fools. Our society is coming to an end and the morons don't even realize it!" emo crap is stupid too.

You're a turd. A very, very smelly turd.[/QUOTE]

Well I guess your topic did deserve its trip to the Vs. forum afterall.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Of course! Without the FSM we wouldn't have emotions, why couldn't I think of that![/QUOTE]

TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!![/QUOTE]
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And while we're on religion:

Please prove to me God exists. A 2000 year old (almost) book in which the second half (new testament) is written about a guy by people who never knew him hundreds of years later is not evidence. I could write a book making up a bunch of B.S. easily.

And whichever religion you are, do you think the other two religions are "wrong"? Did the founders just make up shit and convince millions of people it was true?

...Did it ever occur to you that YOUR religion may be wrong?

I do not believe things without evidence. People say "OMG TEH LORD SPOKE TO MEEZ!". How do you know you're not just hearing voices? Go get it checked out.

Hence, I think the Big Bang is a load of B.S.. Not nearly enough evidence. It's just as likely that our universe was created in an explosion of gas and bloating from the stomach of a giant frog.

And Intelligent Design shouldn't be taught in science. Why? Because it's not science. For something to be science, it has to have EVIDENCE backing it. Guess what? I.D. has none.

Now what do I believe? There probably is something "higher up"...but I don't know what it is. I know I can't grasp the scope of what created the universe...or what created what created the universe...or what the meaning of it all is, so I don't try to. I think religion is good for realizing its probably not just us in the universe - something created the origin of it all - but simplifying it into one "God" just doesn't do it for me. For all I know, there's an entire Senate of Gods. Or Flying Spaghetti Monsters.

Point is, something made us. What is it? I have no fucking clue. So I don't try to understand what is impossible to grasp.

I'm done ranting :drool:
 
Well you wouldnt have to ask silly questions like who made us, if you would just read and believe the bible. I believe in the bible so of course i am gonna say this,either way GOD made us and we all to follow the laws and commandments and rules that he has given us. If not, people will fall back into thier own destruction and by the outlook of this world, i am right.
 
Yes I believe in Zeus as the father of all gods :D

Seriously, though.
Nice to have voting options for non-Christians.
:roll:

That's right, there are Christians and heathens, right?

Or a category for agnostics like myself. I don't believe in the Christian God capital G, but neither do I disbelieve in particular. Until some sort of evidence comes my way I'm neutral.

However I do support evolution, an earth older than 7,000 years, dinosaurs, and all that other pesky science stuff that gets the bible-is-the-literal-word-of-God type people's panties in a bunch.

And if I did ever come to a belief in a god or a particular religion, I would still be in support of science. Plenty of scientific christians who don't take an old collection of oral stories as literally as others.
 
Apparently, U2K is quite the renowned troll, as was pointed out by somebody on another message board.

Furthermore, yesterday someone linked to U2K's first thread (the "i'm new to CAG" post we all make). It's not very interesting, but one poster (Cracka) immediately jumped on U2K's shit. I think Cracka knows something that we don't.

In the meantime, take U2K as seriously as you do god; that is, to say, don't pay any attention to him (or, if you prefer, take more time scouring the 'net for game sales than you would saying hello to Jebus' daddy)
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']
Jesus Christ is not GOD, Jesus christ is the son of GOD and i think you need to understand that. Not to get it twisted like some of the christians in this time think what it is, but it is not.
[/QUOTE]

Funny, considered according to whatever religion you believe in that supports the existence of Christ (Judaism excluded), Jesus Christ is both GOD and the son of God, which would make him, in fact, God.
 
No.

and...
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Jesus Christ is not GOD, Jesus christ is the son of GOD and i think you need to understand that. Not to get it twisted like some of the christians in this time think what it is, but it is not. [/QUOTE]
Interesting.

I'm assuming you're Christian, and if you're not then I apologize, but most of Christianity is based upon the idea of the "Holy Trinity", which is to say that God is comprised of 3 equal parts (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), which are all part of the same God. This is one of the most fundamental principles of Christianity (I'm pretty sure most sects).

Are you part of some traditionalist movement that refuses to accept events after Vatican 2 or something?
 
[quote name='evilmax17']Are you part of some traditionalist movement that refuses to accept events after Vatican 2 or something?[/QUOTE]
He could be Mel Gibson's dad. :lol:
 
[quote name='evilmax17']No.

and...

Interesting.

I'm assuming you're Christian, and if you're not then I apologize, but most of Christianity is based upon the idea of the "Holy Trinity", which is to say that God is comprised of 3 equal parts (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), which are all part of the same God. This is one of the most fundamental principles of Christianity (I'm pretty sure most sects).

Are you part of some traditionalist movement that refuses to accept events after Vatican 2 or something?[/QUOTE]

He claims to never have heard of the dodo bird. He's part of the "under a rock" movement.
 
[quote name='evilmax17']No.

and...

Interesting.

I'm assuming you're Christian, and if you're not then I apologize, but most of Christianity is based upon the idea of the "Holy Trinity", which is to say that God is comprised of 3 equal parts (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), which are all part of the same God. This is one of the most fundamental principles of Christianity (I'm pretty sure most sects).

Are you part of some traditionalist movement that refuses to accept events after Vatican 2 or something?[/QUOTE]

Well i dont wanna get into a whole discussion about this, becuase it could be a long one. But i already had a huge discussion on this subject on the christian forums couple months back. Some agree with me and some dont.

The fact is, first off the word Christianity is not found within none of the bibles. Second the word Trinity is not found in none of the bibles, and neither is the concept written down in the bible. In john chapter 1 verse 1, this may sound like John is telling us that Jesus is GOD( in a slight way, but not fully) , but to get a great understanding of anything by using ( cant think of the word at this time , yet alone spell it ) _________ you cant just read one line and think you understand the scripture , you have to read the whole thing, even Jesus Christ hinted at this when preaching, thus i cant think of that word.

If you keep reading that scripture ( which i mention ) , John continues to say:

And I saw, and bare record that this is the Son of God. They bare a record and say Jesus is the son of GOD. Infact, Jesus is only label within the bible as:

The Son of GOD, the Prophet, The Lamb, The Messiah, The King of Jews and the Lamb of GOD.

No where in the bible does it flat out say that Jesus Christ is GOD. The christians in these times are confused, not all of them, but some of them. The christians from the bible times understood, and they sat down with the man, we didnt. And they never said Jesus is GOD, they always say it like this:

GOD The Father and His Son Jesus Christ.

It aint too hard to understand folks, they are one and they work together, but they are also separated. Kinda like, if i had a son. I'm the father, and i have a son. And its the same with humans, because Jesus also said. We are one, just like the father and I am one.

But this discussion can never come to an agreement, because like i said, some agree with me and some didnt.
 
[quote name='MrBadExample']He could be Mel Gibson's dad. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Mel Gibson is a idiot, even tho i enjoy his action movies, passion of the christ is a joke and its disrespectful. Stupid ass movie, fake ass Jesus Christ. :shame: People talking about oh how the movie is so wonderful and we can learn alot by watching it , MAN PLEASE. Give me a break.

I cried reading the bible, i learn about Jesus Christ by reading the bible, not by going to the damn movies and looking at some fake ass dude trying to play Jesus Christ, and he aint playing him right. And i also disrespect to show Jesus Face, because thats not how he really looks.

So yea passion of the christ is a joke, its trash and so is the fake ass Christ in the movie. The whole movie is trash.
 
[quote name='evilmax17']Are you part of some traditionalist movement that refuses to accept events after Vatican 2 or something?[/QUOTE]

Is that like the vatican we have now, but waaay faster? cool.

Oh yeah, about the third option: no, I would not like to have sex with Jesus. For one thing, he's male. For another, is dead.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']

And I saw, and bare record that this is the Son of God. They bare a record and say Jesus is the son of GOD. Infact, Jesus is only label within the bible as:

The Son of GOD, the Prophet, The Lamb, The Messiah, The King of Jews and the Lamb of GOD.

No where in the bible does it flat out say that Jesus Christ is GOD. The christians in these times are confused, not all of them, but some of them. The christians from the bible times understood, and they sat down with the man, we didnt. And they never said Jesus is GOD, they always say it like this:

GOD The Father and His Son Jesus Christ. [/QUOTE]

The bible does say jesus is the equal of god. And jesus also states that he and the father are one. If anyone else wants the scripture I'll give it, I just wanted to make that point as best I could without feeding the troll.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']The bible does say jesus is the equal of god. And jesus also states that he and the father are one. If anyone else wants the scripture I'll give it, I just wanted to make that point as best I could without feeding the troll.[/QUOTE]

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You are correct, sir!
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']The bible does say jesus is the equal of god. And jesus also states that he and the father are one. If anyone else wants the scripture I'll give it, I just wanted to make that point as best I could without feeding the troll.[/QUOTE]

WTF, i just said that man. Do you even read what i just said, the same thing you said, i said. :applause: Go back to sleep man, really just take a nap or something. :lol: And the bible does not say " Equal of GOD ". It gives the reference of them being one, like i said they are one and they agree in one, but they are also separated. Hint, Jesus was praying to his father, thus: It would be silly for GOD to pray, because we are under GOD and GOD is over us, The King of Jews was praying to his father. Its not to hard to understand here folks.

But again, i said the same thing you said. Try reading what i said next time alright.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']WTF, i just said that man. Do you even read what i just said, the same thing you said, i said. :applause: Go back to sleep man, really just take a nap or something. :lol: And the bible does not say " Equal of GOD ". It gives the reference of them being one, like i said they are one and they agree in one, but they are also separated. Hint, Jesus was praying to his father, thus: It would be silly for GOD to pray, because we are under GOD and GOD is over us, The King of Jews was praying to his father. Its not to hard to understand here folks.

But again, i said the same thing you said. Try reading what i said next time alright.[/QUOTE]

You would have a better argument if you didn't disagree with me while simultaneously stating that I'm saying what you're saying.
 
I was talking about when you said: And jesus also states that he and the father are one.

That part i agree with, they are one, just as we are one , just as the father and I are one. But on that part when you said, Equal to GOD. I was little bit off on that one, what you mean by that, Equal to GOD? Of course Jesus is equal to GOD, because he is the son of the father. But they are not the same, like the same person or something. Its obvious that they are separated, but are one in the spirit and what they do.

One example as i mention is when Jesus was praying or say when the bible says: Jesus Christ was sent by GOD

To be sent, you was order from someone else, other then yourself - Mystery Ridah

This discussion can go on for hours on end, and i have to admit i do like talking about it, but at some point i will just quit. Because this discussion can also go in circles.
 
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