Letter was going fine until that last paragraph of bullshit.
"The least you could do is send me out some type of gift certificate for all of the pain and suffering which you’ve made me have to endure."
Way to make yourself look like another run of the mill jackass that wants a free handout just for complaining. They get stuff like this all the time. Revealing your motivation up front only hurts, it never helps.
"In legal speak, that equates to exemplary damages. (i.e. $$$$$$$$$$$$) "
In legal speak, you are a moron that is grossly misusing terms I have to assume you've overheard other people talking about.
"I’m sure that you don’t want to find yourself in a Texas courtroom trying to explain the mail fraud charges that you could easily be facing, which isn't a threat, it's just the plain truth. "
Jesus, where to start...
1) Who is this "you" that is supposed to be scared? certainly not the CSR who is reading this. Certainly not the supervisor who this gets forwarded to. There is no one that would ever care about this. You can't intimidate corporations. When you have money and lawyers, specific nonsense like this is laughable, because no one who will ever read this will DIRECTLY BE IMPACTED by any legal action you may take. The fact that no one could ever go to jail because of this doesn't help matters much.
2) Do you know how many empty threats they get like this a day? Do you know how many are actually followed through on? Letters like this are a dime a dozen.
3) Your costa and time actually getting this to cour would be 100-1000x the value of that game. It would be a total joke if it did see the light of day in court, and even if you won you would probably get oh, the $50 the game was worth. There is no pain and suffering for you not being able NCAA 2K5. Cry me a river, but remember to build a bridge so you can get the

over it.
"defrauding a client by means of interstate mail carriers (i.e. when the defrauding crosses state lines) is classified as a felony, and is handled in federal courts, not state courts. It's actually a really big deal."
Interesting but irrelevant. Gamestop isn't defrauding you. You got sent the wrong item. End of story. They aren't refusing to give you a refund or disappearing with your money. They aren't intentionally misleading thousands of people with deceptive business practices. They aren't intentionally using the mail system to swindle someone. YOU GOT SENT THE WRONG ITEM, and they have yet to remedy the situation. That's the bottom line no matter how you spin it.
"You need to relax first off, and second off go to law school before you start talking about stuff that you don't know anything about. It just makes you look really really really ignorant."
POT. KETTLE. BLACK. I really hope you aren't in law school, because the only thing you have to look forward to is dropping out or being the part of the class that makes the top 95% of the class possible. Perhaps you should look into a career with sanitation or sewage treatment, because you obviously know shit.
The next time you want to bluff legal action and make it believable, I'll give you some pointers.
Dave Olson