[quote name='Strell']Let's experiment for a bit.
She's a "CPR teacher and nursing administrator." To me that screams out roughly 40 years of age, or more clearly, "middle aged." Let's assume she got married at 18 to her husband. They've been together for 22 years. Let's assume also they dated for two years before that, since that's about an average amount. So 24 years total.
The average for married couples according to a quick google is roughly twice a week, probably more like 2.3 times, but we're going to work with whole numbers here. When you first start dating, you probably have sex a lot more than usual, so we'll say that was three times a week. And being newlywed probably continues that trend, though it dies off rather quickly soon after. So let's assume fro the first four years they were on the three-average, and the rest on the two.
So 52 weeks a year times three = 156 x four = 624 times for the first four years total. The remaining twenty years = 20 x 52 x 2, or 20 x 104, which is 2080. Total number of times: 2704.
Let's say he thrust in there an average of 30 times per session, or 81,120 times total over their marriage thus far.
Total cost per penetration: $4.93. Total cost per session: $147.93. Total cost per year: $15384.72. All on average.
Talk about gettin' screwed. She better have an ass that just don't quit.
And since sadly I'm probably optimistic, he probably has sex way less than this, which means the cost probably shoots up.
I want to point out I hadn't read this before writing the above, but clearly we're somewhat thinking the same. :][/QUOTE]
You're forgetting present value of future payouts. Pussy in the future is a lot cheaper than pussy in the present day, when adjusted for inflation and consumption trends.
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