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OK, name 3 people and the next poster has to say which one they would F, which one they would marry and which one they would kill. Then list three more people for the next poster. Saying the logic behind your choice would be interesting too... I'll start...

Pam Anderson
Carmen Electra
Jenna Jameson
 
here i'll reply to d4rkwolfe

Marry: Rupaul (lots of money, I think)
Kill: Janet Reno (ugly ass old bitch)
F: Chyna (great body)

I'm not lesbian but Chyna would be my logical choice to F.

Next list.

Bill Clinton
Barbara Streistand
Pee Wee Herman
 
Well somebody already messed this thread up.. >.<
Please specify which you would do which to.
 
F:Andy Dick (given his history at least he should be good at it)
M:Tom Green (he got a couple million to do Freddy got Fingered to live off of)
K:Gary Coleman (I hate him)

next:
B'lanna
7 of 9
T'Pol
 
ok if u r girls, and would f andy dick throw me a pm, cause if u would fuck his annoying, ugly ass then i must b a god.
 
[quote name='javeryh']OK, name 3 people and the next poster has to say which one they would F, which one they would marry and which one they would kill. Then list three more people for the next poster. Saying the logic behind your choice would be interesting too... I'll start...

Pam Anderson
Carmen Electra
Jenna Jameson[/quote]
K: Jenna (There are too many chances of desease)
F: Carmen (She's too dumb to marry)
M: Pam Anderson (She already has some parenting skills)
Those are my choices...
 
[quote name='javeryh']Kill T'Pol????? Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

I agree. T'Pol is the best woman of the bunch.
 
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
 
If I were a girl...
F:Eddie Murphy (funny guy, good for a night)
M:Bill Cosby ($$$)
K:Mr. T (he pities the fool)

next:
Anya
Willow
Buffy
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']You can't kill Mr. T... he's immortal[/quote]

Immortals can be killed - they just won't die of natural causes. I'd beat his punk-ass with one arm tied behind my back. Die Mr. T! Die!
 
WRONG WRONG WRONG. The correct response in regards to the three people I posted is "I'm sorry RF, but you can't M F orK those three because they are gods. And as gods, I cannot get near, let alone touch, them. Please forgive me my three idols!"
 
[quote name='Xevious']Ok..here are 3 names

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Miss Piggy[/quote]

F:Britney Spears
M:Jessica Simpson
K:Miss Piggy
 
F: Cleopatra
M: Joan of Arc
K: Queen Elizabeth

New ones:

Billie Holiday
Joan Jett
Blondie


EDIT: Heh! We responded at the same time and with the same picks!!
 
[quote name='chickenhawk']F: Cleopatra
M: Joan of Arc
K: Queen Elizabeth

New ones:

Billie Holiday
Joan Jett
Blondie[/quote]

k:blondie (too much drugs, Her face went to hell)
F: joan jett (She rocks!!)
M: Billie Holiday (She's got a good voice)

Here are some more names:
Ms. Piggy
Minnie Mouse
Daisy Duck
 
[quote name='javeryh']Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel[/QUOTE]

fuck: Alba
Marry: Simpson
Kill: Biel

Next..

Lauren Bush
Bo Derek
Ann Coulter

( I couldn't find it in my heart to kill any of these fine ladies. :cry: )
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']
Lauren Bush
Bo Derek
Ann Coulter[/QUOTE]

Marry: Lauren Bush
Kill: Ann Coulter
fuck: Bo Derek (20 years ago)

Next
Gladis Jimenez
Shannyn Sossamon
Elisha Cuthbert
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']fuck: Alba
Marry: Simpson
Kill: Biel

Next..

Lauren Bush
Bo Derek
Ann Coulter

( I couldn't find it in my heart to kill any of these fine ladies. :cry: )[/QUOTE]

F: Bo Derek
M: Lauren Bush
K: Ann Coulter

While it is tempting to fuck Ann Coulter instead of kill her, I think killing her would provide much more long term satisfaction. Bo derek ended up as the fuck because I wouldn't want to marry her.

Your mom
Your sister
Your grandma

:twisted:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']
K: Ann Coulter[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Graystone']
Kill: Ann Coulter
[/QUOTE]

I hate both of you. :twisted:

And while mildly on topic, here's something from a while ago. :lol: Unfortunately, you guys have Tammy Bruce. But she's also a lesbian, so it kind of levels out. :lol:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']F: Bo Derek
M: Lauren Bush
K: Ann Coulter

While it is tempting to fuck Ann Coulter instead of kill her, I think killing her would provide much more long term satisfaction. Bo derek ended up as the fuck because I wouldn't want to marry her.

Your mom
Your sister
Your grandma

:twisted:[/QUOTE]

F: Sister
M: Mom
K: grandma

I guess that'd make me your daddy as well as your brother-in-law. :rofl:
 
[quote name='javeryh']Posh Spice
Baby Spice
Scary Spice[/QUOTE]

F: Baby
M: Posh
K: Scary

I'm not too fond of baby but not enough to kill her plus I wouldn't mind being married to Mrs. Beckham. She's fuckin' hot. :drool:
 
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