Eli Porter is ... The OTTlicist

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[quote name='JimmieMac']I got pics of Gwen's cooter. PM me for details.[/QUOTE]
I should be exempt from PM - that should be an automatic forward. Since there were no comments about holes in pig carcasses or bulldogs eating mayo, it has to be good.
 
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Nice. Went to GS and traded in some stuff to pay off Madden and put down preorders for Fable 2, SOCOM Confrontation, and Resistance 2 and got the free XBLA Pub games card early, too.

Edit: I agree with Moxio's statements about the West Coast being much better than the East Coast. :cool:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Edit: I agree with Moxio's statements about the West Coast being much better than the East Coast. :cool:[/quote]

Mox is a dirty fucking liar, and so are you.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Mox is a dirty fucking liar, and so are you.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if it's as much lying as it is just plain ignorance and not knowing better.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I don't know if it's as much lying as it is just plain ignorance and not knowing better.[/quote]
Ignorance about what? I've lived on the East Coast for most of my life and vastly prefer having much better weather, better time zones, and a Fry's for the deals.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Ignorance about what? I've lived on the East Coast for most of my life and vastly prefer having much better weather, better time zones, and a Fry's for the deals.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is a "better time zone" - you LIKE having to watch everything on tape delay? Better weather? Yeah, enjoy your 100+ degree betterness. And Fry's? Well, I can't comment on that.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']What the fuck is a "better time zone" - you LIKE having to watch everything on tape delay? Better weather? Yeah, enjoy your 100+ degree betterness. And Fry's? Well, I can't comment on that.[/quote]
Not everything's on time delay, as ESPN's always live, meaning I get PTI and ATH at 2 or 3 PM and not mention football season doesn't fuck up the sunday schedule, which is a huge improvement over the shit Fox puts east coasters through every fucking year by cancelling new shows when they decide to air post-game shows and all that crap instead of their normal lineups.

100+ degree weather is so much better without humidity than it is with it, like you guys have to suffer with in Florida. You have to be nuts to think humidity is a great thing to have.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Arizona is not "better weather."[/quote]
Of course warm, perfect weather year-round, little humidity, and very little rain are much better than rain-filled, humid summers and freezing, snow-and-ice-filled winters. It's a major step up from what I'm used to.

Explain why it's not better to you.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Not everything's on time delay, as ESPN's always live, meaning I get PTI and ATH at 2 or 3 PM and not mention football season doesn't fuck up the sunday schedule, which is a huge improvement over the shit Fox puts east coasters through every fucking year by cancelling new shows when they decide to air post-game shows and all that crap instead of their normal lineups.

100+ degree weather is so much better without humidity than it is with it, like you guys have to suffer with in Florida. You have to be nuts to think humidity is a great thing to have.[/QUOTE]
The only person in here you're convincing is yourself.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']The only person in here you're convincing is yourself.[/quote]
You're the ones ignoring the truth, making up lies to help you sleep at night. :cool:
 
Come to think of it, why do we really need two volleyball games? Can the indoor players not hack it on sand or something?
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']You're the ones ignoring the truth, making up lies to help you sleep at night. :cool:[/QUOTE]
I don't need lies to know that 115deg+ is not "better" than 89deg, regardless of humidity.
 
Wedding/reception location picked out. Open bar, Russian orchestra, DJ, and lobster/steak/chicken entrees all confirmed. Now just need to find a rabbi, a pastor, and arrange for a hotel room block and most of the difficult stuff will be done.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']A rabbi and a pastor? Sounds like the start of a bad bar joke.[/QUOTE]

It does sound like an opening. It's also hard as hell, because virtually no rabbis will participate in an interfaith ceremony. I understand their concerns, but it's still annoying.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I don't need lies to know that 115deg+ is not "better" than 89deg, regardless of humidity.[/quote]
:lol: And you said I was ignorant? Maybe if you'd make a visit over here, you could see the difference. Humidity makes hot weather unbearable, so the lack of it is a blessing to have when it gets hot in the summer. All I know is that it gets even better in the fall, winter, and spring when it stays between 60-100 degrees and there's no real seasonal changes to muck around with.
 
I'm surprised there was an update for madden already. Only major thing it's missing is Penington on the Dolphins (he's a FA on the update).
 
there were three police cars on my street for an hour. Turns out it was an escourt that was told to meet at a house with a green Taurus. We happened to have my uncles Taurus in our driveway and she was lurking around our house looking in our windows before my dad called the police. They searched her car and questioned her for almost an hour before they let her go. :bomb:
 
[quote name='zewone']California > where ever you live[/QUOTE]

[quote name='zewone']Eat a dick.[/QUOTE]

Bahaha what did those have to do with eachother?
 
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