Embarrassing Wii moments

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The Wii is such a strange name for such a great looking console. The Wii name can be confused with a lot of things that are inappropriate and there will be much confusion whenever someone refers to the Wii. Here are some examples:

"Is my Wii under warranty still?"
"It says in the manual that you should take a break from playing the Wii every hour."
"I think my Wii is broken"
"Did you hear Madden is coming to Wii?" (actual quote from an IGN blog)
"Sorry I was late. I was busy playing my Wii"

I can see a lot of these thing happening every day and it will definitely be embarrassing. I think I will just call the Wii the V to avoid such confusion. Do you think the Wii name will cause any embarrassing moments for you in the future?
 
[quote name='ananag112']The Wii is such a strange name for such a great looking console. The Wii name can be confused with a lot of things that are inappropriate and their will be much confusion whenever someone refers to the Wii. Here are some examples:

"Is my Wii under warranty still?"
"It says in the manual that you should take a break from playing the Wii every hour."
"I think my Wii is broken"
"Did you hear Madden is coming to Wii?" (actual quote from an IGN blog)
"Sorry I was late. I was busy playing my Wii"

I can see a lot of these thing happening every day and it will definitely be embarrassing. I think I will just call the Wii the V to avoid such confusion. Do you think the Wii name will cause any embarrasing moments for you in the future?[/quote]

nope. I never referred to my parts as anything remotely close to that, and that isn't even close what I used to call piss when I was little.

For me, the name is just weird and fun to use in absurd puns "Wii are not amused", etc. I don't have any problems saying it, and I certainly don't care what a clerk thinks about me at a store.

If they act like asses or make fun of me, I'll get them fired by raising a stink with their manager ;)
 
If it runs like the 360 you can say....My Wii is burning.

Maybe nintendo is going with an urban ad campaign and will have slogans like "YO WII GOTS DA GAMES"
 
I can't wait to watch Reggie play with his Wii on stage at E3. After that, he's going to give the media some hands on time with the Wii, in the back room, so to speak.
 
[quote name='Apossum']I can't wait to watch Reggie play with his Wii on stage at E3. After that, he's going to give the media some hands on time with the Wii, in the back room, so to speak.[/quote]

Reggie's Wii is legendary.. everyone will want to touch it and play with it
 
[quote name='basketkase543']OMG, an entire thread devoted to more fucking puns about the system? I'd ask if it was really necessary but there's no point.[/QUOTE]


you should ask...silence is passive encouragement and approval.
 
I am going to just hang around in Gamestops and EBs all day, and whenever I hear a joke about the Wii, I'm going to slap them with my cock.

Pretty soon hospitals will be overrun with my victims.
 
Im sorry, but who fucking actually says shit like that? "I am going to go play with my Wii?" Are you serious? Honestly have you ever used or heard anyone use the term 'wee' to describe urine or your dick since you were maybe five? Yea I'll admit it souds kinda wierd to say things like "Red Steel is a lauch title for Wii" or "Are there any good Wii games coming out soon?" (things people will ACTUALLY say) but the only thing that is going to spawn is people returning to old-school ways and calling it 'Nintendo' as in "Have you played Madden on Nintendo?" or "Im gonna buy the new Nintendo, it looks crazy"

Play with my Wii, I think my Wii is broken, and all equally lame lines will never leave the message boards. Real people do not say those things. If you do, either your balls havent dropped yet or you have the worst sense of humor ever. Now please people, lets get over it.
 
I'm sorry, but only 6 year olds would find jokes about a 'wee' funny. I can't believe people are bitching about the name...they must be REALLY immature.
 
[quote name='Quatli']Im sorry, but who fucking actually says shit like that? "I am going to go play with my Wii?" Are you serious? Honestly have you ever used or heard anyone use the term 'wee' to describe urine or your dick since you were maybe five? Yea I'll admit it souds kinda wierd to say things like "Red Steel is a lauch title for Wii" or "Are there any good Wii games coming out soon?" (things people will ACTUALLY say) but the only thing that is going to spawn is people returning to old-school ways and calling it 'Nintendo' as in "Have you played Madden on Nintendo?" or "Im gonna buy the new Nintendo, it looks crazy"

Play with my Wii, I think my Wii is broken, and all equally lame lines will never leave the message boards. Real people do not say those things. If you do, either your balls havent dropped yet or you have the worst sense of humor ever. Now please people, lets get over it.[/QUOTE]

I say I am going to play my Xbox or my PS2 is broken. Same thing will happen with the Wii. Whenever I try and say it, it feels wrong. I like the Wii and I think the system will be great. However I think the Wii name will make people laugh.
 
[quote name='Quatli']Im sorry, but who fucking actually says shit like that? "I am going to go play with my Wii?" Are you serious? Honestly have you ever used or heard anyone use the term 'wee' to describe urine or your dick since you were maybe five? Yea I'll admit it souds kinda wierd to say things like "Red Steel is a lauch title for Wii" or "Are there any good Wii games coming out soon?" (things people will ACTUALLY say) but the only thing that is going to spawn is people returning to old-school ways and calling it 'Nintendo' as in "Have you played Madden on Nintendo?" or "Im gonna buy the new Nintendo, it looks crazy"

Play with my Wii, I think my Wii is broken, and all equally lame lines will never leave the message boards. Real people do not say those things. If you do, either your balls havent dropped yet or you have the worst sense of humor ever. Now please people, lets get over it.[/QUOTE]


That's the whole idea-- "Wii" is the revolution-- we've come full circle back to when we were 5, when we played the NES and took "wii breaks" from Mario instead of "piss breaks" from RE4.
 
[quote name='Apossum']That's the whole idea-- "Wii" is the revolution-- we've come full circle back to when we were 5, when we played the NES and took "wii breaks" from Mario instead of "piss breaks" from RE4.[/QUOTE]

what the fuck kind of analogy is that?
 
[quote name='Apossum']That's the whole idea-- "Wii" is the revolution-- we've come full circle back to when we were 5, when we played the NES and took "wii breaks" from Mario instead of "piss breaks" from RE4.[/QUOTE]

I applaud this man for his fantastic analogy.
 
Wii breaks vs. Piss breaks.. OH SHIT I GET IT NOW! Nintendo's plan is so obvious! Remind us of juvinile kiddy shit like taking a 'wee' so that we remember the youthful nostalgia of videogames in the golden age of Nintendo. Effing brilliant.
 
[quote name='rabbitt']There are more 10 year old's Xbox and PS2 owners on this site then I initially thought.[/QUOTE]

Fixed.
 
[quote name='Strell']Fixed.[/QUOTE]
Now, now... it's not nice to say things like that. Not ALL MS/Sony fans are completely blind and immature. Just most ;)
 
I am just kidding.

But I am waiting for some backlash. Cuz people on this site still do not know that 90% of what I say is a joke.
 
[quote name='Strell']I am just kidding.

But I am waiting for some backlash. Cuz people on this site still do not know that 90% of what I say is a joke.[/QUOTE]
Except everything about your WANG right? That's all very truthful... distrubingly truthful?
 
OMG...I just realized that Strell is sooooooooooo biased! :shock: I think Reality's Fringe might be too, but it's too early to tell. Just be warned and post with caution everyone.
 
[quote name='Strell']Pbhbt.

I'll bias yur face. Clean off.[/QUOTE]


Please Strell, you've provided enough facials for today. You're going to become fatigued, and we can't have that.
 
[quote name='Strell']I am just kidding.

But I am waiting for some backlash. Cuz people on this site still do not know that 90% of what I say is a joke.[/QUOTE]

100% of what you say is a joke.
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']100% of what you say is a joke.[/quote]

Nah-uh! If 100% of what he says was a joke then when he said he was kidding it would be a joke and therefore he wouldn't be kidding and then it wouldn't be a joke!

Check and mate.
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']100% of what you say is a joke.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='SpazX']Nah-uh! If 100% of what he says was a joke then when he said he was kidding it would be a joke and therefore he wouldn't be kidding and then it wouldn't be a joke!

Check and mate.[/QUOTE]

YEA, fuckER.
 
[quote name='Apossum']That's the whole idea-- "Wii" is the revolution-- we've come full circle back to when we were 5, when we played the NES and took "wii breaks" from Mario instead of "piss breaks" from RE4.[/QUOTE]

Oh..wow. I can still taste the vomit in my mouth.
 
[quote name='basketkase543']Oh..wow. I can still taste the vomit in my mouth.[/quote]

That's alright, after more experience with the Wii you won't have that gag reflex.


Did I win the thread? I think I just did.
 
[quote name='SpazX']Nah-uh! If 100% of what he says was a joke then when he said he was kidding it would be a joke and therefore he wouldn't be kidding and then it wouldn't be a joke!

Check and mate.[/QUOTE]

*Face melts*
 
"I'm so confused, I work in the video game department of a consumer electronics store known as Best Buy, but I'm almost positive this customer is asking me to uriniate on him"
 
[quote name='rabbitt']I'm going to reinstate that there are indeed kids posting on CAG, judging by the maturity of jokes.[/QUOTE]

And yet, someone is pushing for a porn forum.
 
If the Wii is durable, you can say "my Wii is really hard."

If you're packing stuff in a suitcase and you want to bring your system, you'd say "Stick my Wii in."

Heheheh... I love acting like my balls haven't dropped.
 
No matter what you say about the name, Nintendo is going to go Wii, Wii, Wii all the way to the bank.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']So when is this thread going to be locked?[/QUOTE]

No clue... at least the other thread "Grow Up" got locked up.

I mean, if CAG really needs that much help with modding, please, contact me ;)
 
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