Employees Of All Stores - Post Your Stupid And Funny Customer Stories - Part Cinco

my sister in law was telling me about the time she was in Torrid looking at clothes with a friend. My sister in law found a shirt she liked and asked if they had it in a size 0 (they carry sizes 12-24). The person she asked just glared at her and walked away. apparently my sister in law didn't know the store was for the bigger girls out there.

I laughed at her when she told me.
 
I'm helping a guy today try to find a car charger for a DS. We're looking and I crouch down to get a second one for him while setting the first one between my feet (this is important). The following exchange then takes place.

Guy: "How much is this one?" (The one he's holding.)
Me: "$20."
Guy: "And how much for the one between your legs?"
Me: "..."
 
Not my job but what I experienced today while getting a haircut.
Notes: E = employee, C = Customer 1, P = Police Officer (off duty).

E: How can I help you?
C: I would like to use this coupon.
E: *Looks at coupon* Sir, this coupon is expired.
C: But coupons don't expire.
E: This was our coupon from two weeks ago, we color code our coupons. So this one is expired.
C: COUPONS DO NOT EXPIRE IN CALIFORNIA!
E: Sir, this coupon is expired, I cannot accept it.

- Out of nowhere.
P: What's the matter.
C: She keeps telling me the coupon is expired.
P: Coupons do not expire, I know because I'm a cop.
E: Be that as it may, this coupon has an expiration date

- This goes on for a few more minutes.
Me: *Thinking WTF!*
Me: Both of you need to quit bugging and go look up this information. Coupons expire, there is a date on them. Giftcards do not expire in our state. Else I would be using some coupons from last year to go pick up some electronics right now.
Random person: Yea, he's right.
P: *Left the store*
C: *Paid and left angrily*
E: Thank you sir.
Me: No problem.
E: I'm going to give you a discount.


Woohoo, my hair cut cost 9 bucks instead of 13. :D
 
[quote name='pcktlnt']Not my job but what I experienced today while getting a haircut.
Notes: E = employee, C = Customer 1, P = Police Officer (off duty).

E: How can I help you?
C: I would like to use this coupon.
E: *Looks at coupon* Sir, this coupon is expired.
C: But coupons don't expire.
E: This was our coupon from two weeks ago, we color code our coupons. So this one is expired.
C: COUPONS DO NOT EXPIRE IN CALIFORNIA!
E: Sir, this coupon is expired, I cannot accept it.

- Out of nowhere.
P: What's the matter.
C: She keeps telling me the coupon is expired.
P: Coupons do not expire, I know because I'm a cop.
E: Be that as it may, this coupon has an expiration date

- This goes on for a few more minutes.
Me: *Thinking WTF!*
Me: Both of you need to quit bugging and go look up this information. Coupons expire, there is a date on them. Giftcards do not expire in our state. Else I would be using some coupons from last year to go pick up some electronics right now.
Random person: Yea, he's right.
P: *Left the store*
C: *Paid and left angrily*
E: Thank you sir.
Me: No problem.
E: I'm going to give you a discount.


Woohoo, my hair cut cost 9 bucks instead of 13. :D[/quote]That's awesome. Nice to see CAGs making a difference in their community. Can't believe someone would think coupons can't expire. No one would ever use coupons in ads.
 
A cop who thinks he knows it all? I've never heard of such a thing! He proved he's unift to wear a badge for making an uninformed statement like that.
 
Not too sure if he was a cop, wasn't wearing the uniform. Just average joe clothes. He could have lied but oh well, I'll never know for sure.
 
We have an assortment of Thanksgiving decorations in our store, one item is this hanging figure in which there are 4 designs. The package has a picture of all 4 designs, with the one inside having a check next to it. One design is completely sold out. Someone asked if we had that design, I explained it was very popular and we no longer have it. First question was if we were going to get more in and then complained the package is misleading because we shouldn't be showing an item we don't have in stock.

How is it our problem if the manufacturer shows all 4 items on the package and makes it clear which one is inside?

Also, not really a stupid customer but someone asked if we sold "memory card games" The other employee in the store and I look at each other like is she crazy to think we sell memory cards. Then I realize she is talking about the actual card game, memory not anything video game related. I just thought it was funny that me and the other employee both thought she was talking about a PS2 memory card at first.
 
Guy comes up to me and asks if I "have the film for the vcr." I understood that he mean vhs tapes and didn't want to embarass him so I told him that we didn't have them anymore.

Another guy comes up and says that he was talking with one of my coworkers and was hoping I could help. "I just got this book over at the membership counter and it has a coupon in there that I want to use; it says it's expired, but I can only make it out to the store every once in a while so I want it to apply now!" I looked at the coupon and it was an online only coupon, we didn't even have that item in the store, and when I told him this, he asked "why couldn't you just take the same amount off of a similar item." When I said I couldn't do that either, he wanted to talk to a manager, so I got one and let her deal with him.
 
[quote name='sonderiaom']Guy comes up to me and asks if I "have the film for the vcr." I understood that he mean vhs tapes and didn't want to embarass him so I told him that we didn't have them anymore.

Another guy comes up and says that he was talking with one of my coworkers and was hoping I could help. "I just got this book over at the membership counter and it has a coupon in there that I want to use; it says it's expired, but I can only make it out to the store every once in a while so I want it to apply now!" I looked at the coupon and it was an online only coupon, we didn't even have that item in the store, and when I told him this, he asked "why couldn't you just take the same amount off of a similar item." When I said I couldn't do that either, he wanted to talk to a manager, so I got one and let her deal with him.[/quote]Wow - these things always make me wonder what goes through people's heads. I mean, wanting to use an online-only coupon on anything in the store after the expiration date? WTF? I love the whole excuse of "I don't get out often". Why do these idiots think there should be exceptions made? The coupons are not meant to make things convenient; in fact, they are to get you to spend money at the cost of convenience (need to coupon, before expiry, must find correct item, etc etc).

I often will have customer return movies very late with the excuse of "I was in the hospital". Now, it usually isn't a big deal since Blockbuster has no more late fees, so as long as it hasn't been a month, they owe $1.25; if not over a week, it's nothing. But, while I do sympathize with them for their misfortune, THAT'S HOW LIFE WORKS. Things happen, life keeps moving. Do bills stop being due simply because you got hurt? Or does your job still pay you? I know movies aren't as big a deal, but when you rent something you are obligated to return that by the due date or face the penalties, no matter what lame excuse you have.

Had a lady simply ruin my day today. First, for some of this you need to know how our store is shaped, so I drew a crappy picture.

Hopefully that makes sense - the enter and exit are one way, and the entrance leads right next to the computer terminals, so people are constantly talking to me when not even being in line (another really annoying thing).

So she comes in, asks me what monthly plans we have...
"We have Total Access in-store for $29.99" (used to be called Movie Pass, a much easier thing to differientiate from online, but I digress)
"Slow down, I can't understand you!"
This is always the point that I know things are going to suck, since, although I talk a little fast sometimes, I don't think it's beyond the level of human comprehension; I usually get yelled at about it by the elderly and people that seem like perhaps they were born stupid or made themselves that way somehow. Shewasn't old, so she must have just been stupid.

I tried my best to explain the plan slowly, and then had her retort that Hollywood's plan was $5 cheaper, to which I almost simply said, "Awesome, sounds like you can save some money AND leave me alone! A good time had by all!" But of course I have to treat the customer as if I give a care that they rent from us, so I humored her a bit and she left. And, came right back in. I mean, she walked out the exit door, and immediately through the entrance. I think she thought I would get confused and think she was a new customer; perhaps I would speak slowly for someone just walking in the door.

She began to ask me how many movies we have for rent in contrast to Hollywood, right as a customer approached the counter. I told her that we have more or less the same movies, but sometimes we have something they don't have and vice versa. The other customer also told her that she likes renting from us because we seem more professional and have better customer service, which made me happy to hear.

I finished up with customer number 2, and she left, and the crazy lady walked around the counter to the exit - but again asked me what our selection was like in contrast to hollywood's. I again told her any major release we will both most likely have, but some titles we have that they don't, etc. And she asked AGAIN. So I thought, I'm not understanding the question, and asked if she meant copy depth - the amount per movie, because I think lately we've been doing a very decent job with the popular titles, as in 200 copies for Live Free or Die Hard (which we STILL ran out of for release weekend). She got angry and said no, she wanted to know exactly what she asked me at least three times now, and I wanted to ask her if she thought I would suddenly say something different - maybe if she asks enough, I'll get confused and confess that we don't actually have any movies at all, it's all a front to get annoying ladies bothering me.

So she leaves, and returns, and wants to rent the new Sandra Bullock movie (Premonition, a terrible movie IMO but everyone loved it apparently). It's also at this point that I realize she has most likely been banned from Hollywood - there store is about a 5 minute drive across town, and it's a very small town. She seemed to want a movie, but I could tell she was reluctant to rent from us, but were the only other game in town. And, considering how annoying she was, I was about to kick her out myself.

I get the movie for her, and go to finish something else, but realize I'll need to be at the counter for her; she's the kind of person that needs a hand to hold while she rents a fucking movie, so I decided to give her, yet again, my undivided attention, and wait for her to approach the counter.

She asks when the movie is due back - I try to explain the end of late fees thing (Due date, then 7 days grace period, autosells the movie, return within 30 days and it's refunded less $1.25 - a little complicated but if people would LISTEN, it's easy to grasp.) But this lady insisted that I spoke too quickly - and by now I was trying realllly hard to speak slowly and with as much annunciation as I could muster. So she starts repeating everything I say, as in I say, "So your movie is due back in 8 days",
"Movie due in 8 days",
"And then there is a 7 day grace period",
"And then there is a 7 day grace period"...

I can't even begin to describe how annoying this was, and I think she was doing it to further her point of, "She can't understand me so she has to repeat it to make sure I understand that". It was asinine.

This lady really bothered me and it ruined my already ruined day (scraped my car against a yellow light pole thing). Perhaps I wasn't at my best because of other aforementioned morning events. But I tried my best to give her good service; she seemed to just want something worse to begin with.
 
I had some guy that sent something out to be repaired. It came back with his problem fixed but he found another one. I felt sympathy as I think our repair center is balls and does some shoddy work. I told him that I would just give him another. He had some story about how he lived in another town (which is actually just a subsection of the same city we're in - 15 minute drive total). Now this was wrong of me to do as we'd basically have to take a loss but I figured it was worth getting him out of my hair. I tell him to come in when I'm working so he won't get hassled. I tell him when I'm working.

What does this jackoff do? Come in when my manager is there. Of course he knows nothing about it and I get in trouble for making an unauthorized decision. My boss apparently understood how much of an airhead this guy was but said that since it was an old unit we'd have to sell it at a discount. I talk to this guy later and he says, "I hope you didn't get in trouble. I just didn't feel like waiting until you started your shift." Hey no problem. I love sticking my neck out to help people that don't have even the smallest bit of sensibility.
 
[quote name='davo1224']I had some guy that sent something out to be repaired. It came back with his problem fixed but he found another one. I felt sympathy as I think our repair center is balls and does some shoddy work. I told him that I would just give him another. He had some story about how he lived in another town (which is actually just a subsection of the same city we're in - 15 minute drive total). Now this was wrong of me to do as we'd basically have to take a loss but I figured it was worth getting him out of my hair. I tell him to come in when I'm working so he won't get hassled. I tell him when I'm working.

What does this jackoff do? Come in when my manager is there. Of course he knows nothing about it and I get in trouble for making an unauthorized decision. My boss apparently understood how much of an airhead this guy was but said that since it was an old unit we'd have to sell it at a discount. I talk to this guy later and he says, "I hope you didn't get in trouble. I just didn't feel like waiting until you started your shift." Hey no problem. I love sticking my neck out to help people that don't have even the smallest bit of sensibility.[/quote]I'm surprised he cared that you got in trouble. What an idiot. Isn't it obvious that when someone says, "Come in when I'm working and I can help you", it's because they won't get that from someone else? Unless it's sale with commission or something, but for a return? This guy deserves to just rebuy it.
 
[quote name='davo1224']I had some guy that sent something out to be repaired. It came back with his problem fixed but he found another one. I felt sympathy as I think our repair center is balls and does some shoddy work. I told him that I would just give him another. He had some story about how he lived in another town (which is actually just a subsection of the same city we're in - 15 minute drive total). Now this was wrong of me to do as we'd basically have to take a loss but I figured it was worth getting him out of my hair. I tell him to come in when I'm working so he won't get hassled. I tell him when I'm working.

What does this jackoff do? Come in when my manager is there. Of course he knows nothing about it and I get in trouble for making an unauthorized decision. My boss apparently understood how much of an airhead this guy was but said that since it was an old unit we'd have to sell it at a discount. I talk to this guy later and he says, "I hope you didn't get in trouble. I just didn't feel like waiting until you started your shift." Hey no problem. I love sticking my neck out to help people that don't have even the smallest bit of sensibility.[/quote]

This is the part that makes me really hate people. You go completely out of your way to help him, go against the rules, and give him simple instructions but he couldn't even wait to get a brand new unit.
 
[quote name='sonderiaom']This is the part that makes me really hate people. You go completely out of your way to help him, go against the rules, and give him simple instructions but he couldn't even wait to get a brand new unit.[/QUOTE]

I agree.

I hope- I know you didn't/couldn't, but still hope- you chewed the guy out. "Yes, I DID get in trouble, I TOLD you I wasn't allowed to do that. Do me a favor- don't come back when the new one breaks!"
 
I dont understand something, I applied at Best Buy a few weeks ago and they've yet to even answer me. Today, I go in and see some of the dumbest kids I know(albeit that they are pretty) that are working there but havent a clue what their job is. Also, one of them saw me as he was helping a customer, left the customer to say hey to me, and then went right back as I told him that he should be helping the customer
 
[quote name='OzCatter']I dont understand something, I applied at Best Buy a few weeks ago and they've yet to even answer me. Today, I go in and see some of the dumbest kids I know(albeit that they are pretty) that are working there but havent a clue what their job is. Also, one of them saw me as he was helping a customer, left the customer to say hey to me, and then went right back as I told him that he should be helping the customer[/QUOTE]
I actually quit a job because of that once. I applied to work in Sears electronics but they said they didn't have any positions, would I like to work in paint? I said sure, why not. Money's always green, doesn't matter who gives it to you. Anyway, I found out during the training day (day 1) that not only had they hired someone for a position in electronics, but they hired TWO someones. I asked them both and they both applied after I did. During the break I turned in my stuff and told the hiring person that I didn't think it fair and walked out. Actually worked out better for me because I eventually went back to school and I'm graduating in two weeks and I'll never have to work retail again. :bouncy:
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[quote name='OzCatter']I dont understand something, I applied at Best Buy a few weeks ago and they've yet to even answer me. Today, I go in and see some of the dumbest kids I know(albeit that they are pretty) that are working there but havent a clue what their job is. Also, one of them saw me as he was helping a customer, left the customer to say hey to me, and then went right back as I told him that he should be helping the customer[/quote]

Employees at a lot of BB stores are the electronics equivalent of Abercrombie & Fitch, i.e. pretty and dumb.
 
Today, some lady wanted to return a game that her son bought a few days ago. I asked why and she told me, "The graphics are hard to control."
 
After reading over the story and the first 5 or so pages, I agree that you were overreacting a little. I agree that you were mistreated a bit, but it probably wasn't worth all of the trouble.

Stories like this make me glad that I work in the cleanest fast food restaurant ever, The Pita Pit. Hardly anyone complains, and I can easily give a discount if I want with no hassle. Not that I do, though.
 
[quote name='dim2192']Today, some lady wanted to return a game that her son bought a few days ago. I asked why and she told me, "The graphics are hard to control."[/quote]

It's a good thing I wasn't eating or drinking when I read that, or else I would have done a spit take. That's classic.
 
I was a bit stressed yesterday so the customers may have gotten on my nerves a little more than usual, but the first customer I had was terrible.

I get a call to go over to membership, which usually involves us checking things out for people to return something. I go over there and there is already one of my coworkers there, so I got a little confused but when I got over there I could understand why. The lady was returning a dvd recorder because she said that she couldn't record from a vhs to the dvd as one of my coworkers had stipulated that she could do. I ask her to explain her setup to me and she has a tv with a built in vhs player and only two sets of inputs into the tv, no outputs to do what she wanted. When I tried to explain this to her, she didn't get it, she kept on saying that she had plugged it in, why didn't it work, so I explained again, and again. She then said that she was able to record something from a vhs player plugged into the tv onto the one built in to the tv and I explained that was in reverse of what she wanted. I had to explain 3 more times. By now, she wasn't getting it, her husband wasn't really helping, and I was fast running out of patience, so I almost dragged them over to what we had for dvd/vhs recorders and told her that she wanted the most expensive one. I normally sell people the cheapest best thing that does what they want, but she didn't deserve my best service.

Another gal was doing all that she could, within talking to me about a computer, to justify to herself that she needed to return a laptop. Not really a stupid customer, but I just thought it kinda odd.

Without doubt I'll be back later tonight with more.
 
Ah this thread is back. Awesome.

Well our store just opened a few weeks ago, and we are only the second of this "chain" in the state. We made plans with the Sheriff's office to help with traffic control, since there was a good chance we would shut down I-4 (the major means of transportation for most of Orlando) if things weren't handled properly. Openings for the company are a big deal, people camp out, and we draw pretty big crowds.

Anyway, the county sheriff's office set up traffic detail and were redirecting people in detour-esque fashion in order to prevent some congestion. I had a guy come up and complain to myself, and my manager, because he wanted to turn left and they only let him turn right. Mind you these are the cops doing this, as if we had some sort of authority to tell them how to manage their streets. That was one of the few times I almost lost my composure and burst out laughing.
 
[quote name='Surferflames']Ah this thread is back. Awesome.

Well our store just opened a few weeks ago, and we are only the second of this "chain" in the state. We made plans with the Sheriff's office to help with traffic control, since there was a good chance we would shut down I-4 (the major means of transportation for most of Orlando) if things weren't handled properly. Openings for the company are a big deal, people camp out, and we draw pretty big crowds.

Anyway, the county sheriff's office set up traffic detail and were redirecting people in detour-esque fashion in order to prevent some congestion. I had a guy come up and complain to myself, and my manager, because he wanted to turn left and they only let him turn right. Mind you these are the cops doing this, as if we had some sort of authority to tell them how to manage their streets. That was one of the few times I almost lost my composure and burst out laughing.[/quote]

are you talking about IKEA? I just had one open up a few weeks ago. huge crowds of people. I had to park at the BankAtlantic Center in and walk one mile. It was terrible.
 
[quote name='heatdolphins45']are you talking about IKEA? I just had one open up a few weeks ago. huge crowds of people. I had to park at the BankAtlantic Center in and walk one mile. It was terrible.[/quote]

Yes, Sunrise opened a few weeks before us. They apparently had some problems though from what I've heard. Damn is that what the Arena is called now? I can't even remember what the random sponsor was the last time I was down there.
 
I was locking up the store today. The lights were off and I stepped outside to lock the door and pulled the door to double check and make sure it was locked. Someone pulls up in their car and asks if we are closed.

We are also playing Christmas music in the store. I can't stand it because it's the same songs over and over again everyday, and sometimes they repeat the songs multiple times a day (it's a radio station). As if that's not bad enough, we have already had 1 person complain because they are offended by it. Every store you walk into is playing the same music so I really don't care that they had to listen to it during the short time they are in the store.
 
[quote name='Surferflames']Yes, Sunrise opened a few weeks before us. They apparently had some problems though from what I've heard. Damn is that what the Arena is called now? I can't even remember what the random sponsor was the last time I was down there.[/quote]

yea I heard that the parking lot wasn't really full. The people was just too lazy to direct the cars..:roll: anyway their food in there is pretty damn cheap for south FL(50 cent Hot Dog, $5 lunch, 99 cent breakfast, etc) and they have some really nice furniture. yea it's been the BankAtlantic Center for a while now. I never get used to the names. I still call San Francisco Pac Bell Park(it's PNC park now) lol.
 
Every night I close Gamestop, there's always at least one little kid who comes up and shakes the steel gate (we're in a mall). It's never the same kid, but it always happens; and there's about 3/4 gate, 1/4 glass for the front of our store.

One night I was taking care of the Nintendo Wii section, which is right in front of the glass, and I just hear, "BONK!". I turn to the right, and see a perplexed-looking two year old sitting there and rubbing his head. After I made sure he was okay, I laughed for about five minutes solid.
 
[quote name='IOnceWasLegend']Every night I close Gamestop, there's always at least one little kid who comes up and shakes the steel gate (we're in a mall). It's never the same kid, but it always happens; and there's about 3/4 gate, 1/4 glass for the front of our store.

One night I was taking care of the Nintendo Wii section, which is right in front of the glass, and I just hear, "BONK!". I turn to the right, and see a perplexed-looking two year old sitting there and rubbing his head. After I made sure he was okay, I laughed for about five minutes solid.[/QUOTE]


2 year old? What the fuck? Where the fuck are the parents?
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']2 year old? What the fuck? Where the fuck are the parents?[/quote]

About fifteen feet away; the mall'd closed down, and they were apparently leaving when the kid decided he wanted to go to the video game store and broke free from his parent's grip.
 
While I was an EB a few weeks back, I over heard an eb employee and a female customer talk... didn't catch all of it but it was something about getting her 3 year old kid into video games and starting them off young.

oh boy.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']While I was an EB a few weeks back, I over heard an eb employee and a female customer talk... didn't catch all of it but it was something about getting her 3 year old kid into video games and starting them off young.

oh boy.[/quote]

I don't see much of a problem with that, truth be told. It's all about limitations and other things ASIDE from video games, too: I've been playing video games since I was about three years old, but I don't think it messed me up too bad because my parents made sure I stayed active and didn't put playtime before school and such.

On the other hand, I'd much rather be taking my kid hiking and teaching him what my dad taught me about the outdoors and nature rather than being inside all the time playing videogames.
 
I started out at around 8-10 years old, but I still went out and played and kept active. It's only now that I've become a lump and dedicated more of my free time to 'finishing that next level', instead of going hiking and going out more.
 
"Hey, what XBox 360's do you guys have right now?"
"We've got the Halo 3 version for $399.99, and the Elite for $449.99"
"Oh, okay, do you have any others?"

"Can I preorder the Wii?"

"Hey, I needed to return this, I got it the other day and he already had it"
"Ma'am, this is a receipt for Gamestop"
"This isn't Gamestop? Where the hell am I?"

*guy rushes in at 8:59 PM as I head towards the gate to close*
"Hey, do you have any more of those Halo keychains?"
"No, those were a Gamestop exclusive"
"Oh. When are you getting more in?"
"...we're not, they were a Gamestop exclusive."
"Are you seriously sold out!? When are you getting more in!?"
"GameStop had them. We never got them in."
"Where the hell am I? What store is this?"

You'd be suprised how many fucking idiots come into my store not knowing where they're at.
 
I work at a very fine new world italian restaurant and we get some good redneck people in there every now and then. last night, a man ordered a tuna well-done. "So well-done that it is dry and there are no juices left" as he put it. Then he berated the server (one of our best servers) because we don't have ketchup for him to use with his tuna.

When she explained that we don't have many items on the menu that could use ketchup as a reason for not having it, he went on to insult her and call her condescending. He then berated our GM because the restaurant "doesn't know how to train their staff, can't hire a good server, and what kind of restaurant doesn't have ketchup?"

That coupled with the people who complain "what kind of a restaurant doesn't have ice cream?" when we've already told them about our desserts, including the gelato.
 
[quote name='heatdolphins45']I still call San Francisco Pac Bell Park(it's PNC park now) lol.[/quote]

It's actually AT&T Park. PNC Park is the Pirates' stadium.
 
[quote name='Scorch'] "This isn't Gamestop? Where the hell am I?"[/quote]
I've seen that a few times... expecially as people start to write a check. And then, they dont know how to spell Blockbuster. :roll:

I think people get money and just jump in their car and drive. "Wherever I end up, they get my monies! WEEE!"
 
[quote name='GrilledWitOnions']
I think people get money and just jump in their car and drive. "Wherever I end up, they get my monies! WEEE!"[/quote]
URGE TO SIG... RISING
 
It started out as funny, now it's just irksome. I have this conversation with customers about forty or fifty times a day (literally):

Them: "Do you have any Wiis?"
Me: "I'm sorry, we're sold out."
Them: "Do you know when you'll be getting anymore in?"
Me: "Our shipments are once a week, and we get Wiis on one random day Mon-Friday. We don't know until the night before if we're getting them in."
Them: "Can you put one on hold for me?"
Me: "No, I'm sorry, we can't."
Them: "Why not?"
Me: "Because we sell out nearly as soon as we get them."
Them: "Well do you know where I can get one?"
Me: "You could try Target on sundays, but it's going to be nearly impossible to get one before Christmas because one out of every three customers asks about it."
Them: "Do you have a number so I can call back here every night to check if you have them?"


Other good times I've had:

15-year-old hands me a game plastered with all the big, ugly 'used' price stickers: "Do you know how much this is?"
Me (points at price sticker): I'd wager $7.99.

Customer: Do you guys sell cameras here?

19-year-old guy: Yeah, do you guys have Mario for the PS3?

Other 19-year-old guy: "Do you know when Halo's coming out for the PS3?"

And, my personal favorite:

Guy walks in.
Guy: Yeah, do you sell videogames here?

My manager looks around, then turns back.
Manager: Naw, man. This is a bookstore.

Guy looks dejected and walks out.
 
I hate when people get mad at you because you offer to bag their stuff.
All I'm supplied with is plastic bags, you got a problem,
Talk to the Manager.
 
[quote name='IOnceWasLegend']It started out as funny, now it's just irksome. I have this conversation with customers about forty or fifty times a day (literally):

Them: "Do you have any Wiis?"
Me: "I'm sorry, we're sold out."
Them: "Do you know when you'll be getting anymore in?"
Me: "Our shipments are once a week, and we get Wiis on one random day Mon-Friday. We don't know until the night before if we're getting them in."
Them: "Can you put one on hold for me?"
Me: "No, I'm sorry, we can't."
Them: "Why not?"
Me: "Because we sell out nearly as soon as we get them."
Them: "Well do you know where I can get one?"
Me: "You could try Target on sundays, but it's going to be nearly impossible to get one before Christmas because one out of every three customers asks about it."
Them: "Do you have a number so I can call back here every night to check if you have them?".[/quote]

LOL The one day I was bsing with the people at my one local GS and between walk in customers and people on the phone, they repeated that very conversation no less than 20-30 times. And this was within a 30-40 minute timeframe.

[quote name='IOnceWasLegend']
Other good times I've had:

15-year-old hands me a game plastered with all the big, ugly 'used' price stickers: "Do you know how much this is?"
Me (points at price sticker): I'd wager $7.99.[/quote]

Honestly, how can ya tell what the current price is, since on any GS stores games, there's easily about 6-7 and sometimes closer to 10 layers of used price stickers. They should honestly just hire one person who would simply remove all of those layers and put ONLY the current used price sticker on each game. That in and of itself would be a full time job.
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']LOL The one day I was bsing with the people at my one local GS and between walk in customers and people on the phone, they repeated that very conversation no less than 20-30 times. And this was within a 30-40 minute timeframe.[/QUOTE]

I found an easy way of cutting my calls on if my store has Wii's in is to say at the end of my phone greeting that "we are out of Wii's." 99% of the time I get a "just what I was about to ask thanks" then they hang up or "when will more be in?"

The 1% however will scream and yell at me about how I'm supposed to have a sudden power to make Wii's shit out of my ass just for them. Oh well... can't please everyone.
 
[quote name='Doomed']URGE TO SIG... RISING[/quote]I'm honored :D

[quote name='IOnceWasLegend'] Other 19-year-old guy: "Do you know when Halo's coming out for the PS3?"[/quote]Not sure if I've said this one before, but I had an argument with someone once that swore up and down that he had played Halo 2 on the PS2. I tried to tell him that's not possible as it's Xbox's biggest Franchise and will never see another console until the Xbox dies. He told me that his friend had one from Europe or something. I eventually gave up and just said, "Well, that's interesting" to whatever he had to say.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']I found an easy way of cutting my calls on if my store has Wii's in is to say at the end of my phone greeting that "we are out of Wii's." 99% of the time I get a "just what I was about to ask thanks" then they hang up or "when will more be in?"

The 1% however will scream and yell at me about how I'm supposed to have a sudden power to make Wii's shit out of my ass just for them. Oh well... can't please everyone.[/quote]

Ya know, the Wii was about the only system I've seriously thought about buying when I saw a couple @ a local BB the one afternoon(there since the morning and hadn't sold yet, shocking I know). But then I realized I'd be NO BETTER than the other hundred/thousands who slapped them up on Ebay and my listing would get lost in the crowd.

Plus, I would be depriving someone of a Wii who might seriously WANT one.
 
[quote name='IAmTheCheapestGamer']
Honestly, how can ya tell what the current price is, since on any GS stores games, there's easily about 6-7 and sometimes closer to 10 layers of used price stickers. They should honestly just hire one person who would simply remove all of those layers and put ONLY the current used price sticker on each game. That in and of itself would be a full time job.[/quote]

Our store's actually pretty good about that; though that could be because our manager's a gamer himself and buys a lot of stuff, so he understands. Granted stuff does get through the cracks; but the thing the kid handed us had a single price sticker on the front of it, not obscured at all, and he'd been looking at it for a couple minutes before giving it to me.

And it's not actually the people on the phone that are the problem; it's the people who come into the store. We're situated right outside of a Macy's and, right now, near the mall Santa, so we get a ton of parents in asking about the Wii. After saying, "No, we don't," most people on the phone hang up; after saying, "No, we don't," to parents in the store, it turns into the aforementioned conversation ;).
 
Blockbuster is open during every holiday for some awful reason. I usually end up working them, since it's time and a half and some are very very slow (ie thanksgiving). But what sucks are the people that call to ask if we are open. We usually get about 20 phone calls just for that each holiday. I've tried adding in store hours and that we are open every day to the phone greeting, but most people still end up asking. It's very annoying. And when we tell people to return a movie and it falls on a holiday, it's always the same convo: "Are you open? Oh that sucks for whoever has to work! I'm olbivious to how this must make you feel, to be told ever five minutes that you have a terrible job, and yet I will STILL be here to rent. And probably give you crap then too!"
 
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