Entertainment Industry Haiku Contest

-Terminator-
The machines rebelled
Our society is dead
We fight to survive

Most of us died with
Fire raining from the sky
Machines feel nothing

He inspires us
John Connor is our savior
Still we die like ants

-Fight Club-
People always ask
Do I know Tyler Durden?
"Only when I sleep"

-Hitman-
Fiber wire worked
Target dead and hid his corpse
Silent Assassin

-Gaming/retail rants-

Gotta get away
To kill, maim, and save the day
Working retail sucks

Yes, we carry that
No, you can't be tax exempt
Get home to escape

Sorry but I can't
Give it to you at that price
I spend more on games


-Playstation-

Customers are jerks
My manager is clueless
Save me, Playstation
 
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Starcontrol
One is but a taste
Two is gaming perfection
Three kills the franchise

Outlaws
Best Music Ever
Where's the sequel Lucasarts?
Need Moar Wild West Games
 
Iron Man:
A frame of Iron
Guards Tony Stark from a...
A... weapons dealer??

Stargate:
When a false god falls
Colonel O'Neil is nearby
Roasting marshmallows

Infamous:
It's Force Unleashed
With some decent platforming
and with good graphics.

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
I prefer Lara
At least she had some epic boobs
Nathan won't shut up

Tokyo Gore Police:
I don't know what I
Have just seen but I know that
It was awesome.

Plants vs. Zombies:
Addiction has form
It is found in gardening
Against the undead

The Fifth Element:
Shout at the airport
Leelu Dallas Multipass
And someone chuckles.

Serenity
What made Fox decide,
to cancel cancel Firefly when,
the show was this good.

Star Wars Episode III:
Well there goes Vader,
Off of my list of badasses.
He was such a wuss.

Jumper:
What? Episode 3?
Anakin versus Windu
Where's the force lightning?

Super Smash Brothers Brawl:
Story mode was great
Until Master Hand got Beat
By that guy Tabuu.

Spider-man: Web of Shadows
Oh hells yeah Spidey
Finally a decent game.
With Symbiote mode.

Spider-man: Separation Anxiety
Maximum Carnage
Only with Two player mode
We played for hours

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
It's like Pokemon
Where the world ends and
demons roam the earth.

Pokemon Diamond
How many are there?
I lost count after Silver
Its still the same game.
 
Hurt Locker

Bombs that go kaboom
Every day life or death
It's not my time yet!

Resident Evil

These stupid zombies
Always Umbrella at fault
Time to kill them all

Bah, pretty lame for 5 minutes of thinking.
 
[quote name='whywakeup']I just re-read this thread and there are some mighty fine Haikus up in here.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of which, did you send Strell the prize from the first round?
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Speaking of which, did you send Strell the prize from the first round?[/QUOTE]Nope . I dont even know who Strell is .
 
Kirby Super Star

Flames of summer lost;
Floating down like falling leaves,
Kirby is hungry.
 
GI Joe

Surprisingly fun
Full of funny one-liners
"There's a manual?"

Explosively hot
Baroness belongs to me
Too bad for you, Duke
 
Phoenix Wright

Spiky-haired lawyer
Defends the innocent and
Fights for great justice

Sailor Moon SuperS Various Emotion (JP Saturn)

Poor, poor Sailor Moon
Weeps as this crappy game is
Prized by collectors
 
Ace Combat 04

Tears like summer sky
I'm leaving, on a jet plane
The sound of sorrow

Yes, the girl I love is moving away. I apologize for the sappy haiku here, so here's something to hopefully ease the sadness (and pain).

Star Wars: Pit Droids

I'll wait in the pits;
Try to win but only lose
From owning this game
 
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