[quote name='Eviltude']So I saw a commercial for a "chance to win a day with Derek Jeter!" For some reason, I thought to myself, "If were to win that, I would just do the shit I do on a normal day." You know, like go to school and make Derek Jeter sit next to me. Then just come home and play video games or something. Maybe make him come to the bank with me or pump my gas. He makes like 20K a day or some shit, so it would be a complete waste of a day for him.[/quote]
I'd love to win a day with Derek Jeter. And it would be cool to do everyday stuff with him. Take him to work with me, go out and have lunch. Hang out and play video games. Have him teach me the pleasures of making love to another man. Hang out and play some more video games. Everyday stuff.