Era Vulgaris OR How I Shamelessly Promoted My Favorite Band Using the OTT

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[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Get a snake or three. Let em loose in the problem areas. Fun will ensue.

And when you're ready to get rid of the snakes? Mongeese. I mean... mongi... no, that's not right... just get some damned mongooses.[/QUOTE]

Did you know that the plural to mongoose is actually mongooses? That should blow your mind.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Morning fuckers. No work for me today :cool:[/quote]

morning to you too fucker! :]


don't have work today, but need to look for a job. :(
 
I do a decent amount of "work":
-Interview people for articles either by phone or email
-Write articles, news briefs, "spotlights" on upcoming events
-Update calendar that will run in the paper
-Gather information for upcoming articles on a music festival, comedy series and other events
-Go to city hall to gather building permit information

Probably missing a few random things there, but that's about it.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']I do a decent amount of "work":
-Interview people for articles either by phone or email
-Write articles, news briefs, "spotlights" on upcoming events
-Update calendar that will run in the paper
-Gather information for upcoming articles on a music festival, comedy series and other events
-Go to city hall to gather building permit information

Probably missing a few random things there, but that's about it.[/quote]
So what are the upcoming music festivals or events going down in RI?
 
I'm up, and now I need to ea and mow the lawn. :whistle2:(

Since my parents have given about $20 in the past few days I don't have to repay, though, I guess I can't complain too much...:)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I'm up, and now I need to ea and mow the lawn. :whistle2:(

Since my parents have given about $20 in the past few days I don't have to repay, though, I guess I can't complain too much...:)[/quote]

Oh boy! 1/3rd of a tank of gas! :D
 
[quote name='Hex']Oh boy! 1/3rd of a tank of gas! :D[/QUOTE]


I don't even want to know how much it is going to cost to fill up my tank when I come back from Atlanta later this week.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']jesus.. wtf do you drive?


20 bucks gets me 3/4 of a tank :D[/quote]

Nissan Paff-finder. 1993.

My stepfather has a Prius, and he loves to rub the 40-50 mpg in our faces. I say I'll buy a fuel efficient car... if you'll give me the money. :D
 
[quote name='Hex']Nissan Paff-finder. 1993.

My stepfather has a Prius, and he loves to rub the 40-50 mpg in our faces. I say I'll buy a fuel efficient car... if you'll give me the money. :D[/quote]You'll keep driving it until you drive the wheels off of it, or shoot out the engine block by mistake. :D
 
[quote name='shrike4242']You'll keep driving it until you drive the wheels off of it, or shoot out the engine block by mistake. :D[/quote]

Eeexactly. I'm a CAG for chrissakes. New car, shmoo car.
 
Any guys here get the urge to carry a purse of some type?
I hate having stuff in each of my pockets, don't you?

Anyone know of some nice man-purses? Something European?
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']In Michigan? Now that's a good one! :rofl:[/quote]
There's no public transportation in Michigan?
 
[quote name='dallow']Any guys here get the urge to carry a purse of some type?
I hate having stuff in each of my pockets, don't you?

Anyone know of some nice man-purses? Something European?[/QUOTE] I hate carrying stuff in my pockets, but not that much. :lol:

Messenger type bag?
 
[quote name='Hex']Eeexactly. I'm a CAG for chrissakes. New car, shmoo car.[/quote]Mine's at the 10 year mark with almost 130K miles on it. It's time to get a new one. :razz:

[quote name='dcfox']You could be a sucker like me and take public transportation.[/quote]You actually live somewhere where there is public transportation that works correctly. There's no point out here, unless I worked in a few areas serviced by light rail. Which I don't.

[quote name='dallow']Any guys here get the urge to carry a purse of some type?
I hate having stuff in each of my pockets, don't you?

Anyone know of some nice man-purses? Something European?[/quote]
Somewhere to keep your camera with paparazzi-type lines for stalking?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I hate carrying stuff in my pockets, but not that much. :lol:

Messenger type bag?[/quote]

I think any male-bag ends up being a small type of messenger bag.
I used to carry a standard size one around when I was in school.
But now I want something black, and leather.
Something to go with my black heels... erm, wait.

Somewhere to keep your camera with paparazzi-type lines for stalking?
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Gooses, geeses
I want a goose to lay gold eggs for Easter
At least a hundred a day
And by the way

I want a feast
I want a bean feast
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
Give it to me now

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons
And a million balloons
And performing baboons and
Give it to me now

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it
All up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em
Like braids in my hair and
I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes
And sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how, I want it now
Don't care how, I want it now
 
I'd like this, it's ok...
I want something a little more stylish though.

http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=7530&category_id=538
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This one is a bit much (yes, it's for men)
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Shit.

Common, Kanye and Lupe are playing at Mohegan Sun on July 10...but tickets are fucking expensive.

Would be a good two-year gift for the gf, though.

Hmmmm.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Shit.

Common, Kanye and Lupe are playing at Mohegan Sun on July 10...but tickets are fucking expensive.

Would be a good two-year gift for the gf, though.

Hmmmm.[/quote]

is a-trak still kanye's dj live?

I got some crazy limited cd from him during sxsw, very good stuff.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Mine's at the 10 year mark with almost 130K miles on it. It's time to get a new one. :razz:

[/QUOTE]

Yea I agree with that. I am so glad I have something else to drive besides my 94 Cavalier, but with that said I still plan on driving it to and from school since the parking at school sucks and I don't want people fucking up my new ride.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Mine's at the 10 year mark with almost 130K miles on it. It's time to get a new one. :razz:[/quote]

..

Hahaha. Mine is fourteen years old and has a bit over 200K. Still reliable as shit though, but he doesn't have much pep left. Goes from zero to fourty in like seven seconds. :x
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Yea I agree with that. I am so glad I have something else to drive besides my 94 Cavalier, but with that said I still plan on driving it to and from school since the parking at school sucks and I don't want people fucking up my new ride.[/quote]

The good-old Cavy! I just traded in my 95 for a Saturn Vue.
 
What a great fucking morning. Woke up at 7 and puked for like 45 fucking seconds.

Feel better now, though.

Both of the reprinted shirts on Threadless kick ass. I love Mmmm... Delicious but I don't wear yellow. And This Is Not A Pipe is on green, which I also don't like. :[
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']is a-trak still kanye's dj live?

I got some crazy limited cd from him during sxsw, very good stuff.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure he is.

I'm probably going to pass on this show, though. It's just too much money for me right now and I'd rather do something else for the lady because I've taken her to a shitload of concerts as gifts.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']What a great fucking morning. Woke up at 7 and puked for like 45 fucking seconds.

Feel better now, though.

Both of the reprinted shirts on Threadless kick ass. I love Mmmm... Delicious but I don't wear yellow. And This Is Not A Pipe is on green, which I also don't like. :[[/QUOTE] I wear mostly green and red, these days. Red today, because I got a bit too much sun yesterday. :cry: :lol:
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Yea I agree with that. I am so glad I have something else to drive besides my 94 Cavalier, but with that said I still plan on driving it to and from school since the parking at school sucks and I don't want people fucking up my new ride.[/quote] Mine has a very small leak in the oil pan that I refuse to drop $700+ on to get fixed, as well as some of the other more irritating issues that aren't an issue with the driving on the car.

[quote name='Hex']..

Hahaha. Mine is fourteen years old and has a bit over 200K. Still reliable as shit though, but he doesn't have much pep left. Goes from zero to fourty in like seven seconds. :x[/quote]The reliability of mine has dropped somewhat, though nothing major. See above comment for why.

[quote name='sixersballernum3']What a great fucking morning. Woke up at 7 and puked for like 45 fucking seconds.

Feel better now, though.

Both of the reprinted shirts on Threadless kick ass. I love Mmmm... Delicious but I don't wear yellow. And This Is Not A Pipe is on green, which I also don't like. :[[/quote]Morning sickness? :D

[quote name='klwillis45']218 copies of Crackdown on ebay right now. That's much lower than I expected.[/quote]Oh yeah, I guess I should delete the H3 beta off my drive. I think I only played it for 5 minutes, so I'm sure I wouldn't have offered anything of importance to the beta testing.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Mine has a very small leak in the oil pan that I refuse to drop $700+ on to get fixed, as well as some of the other more irritating issues that aren't an issue with the driving on the car.

The reliability of mine has dropped somewhat, though nothing major. See above comment for why.[/quote]
That suxx0rz. My dad's car wouldn't start yesterday, but this morning it did.. he says it's 'vapor lock', whatever that is.. But he can't afford to fix it. =/

And I wear black or ACU pants + coloured/ACU shirts. Plus a bandana on my neck, and one on my head (no, not like a skull-cap.. more nerdy looking :D). Plus my dragon's necklace.

I pity the cop who tries to give me shit for wearing crip colours: If I look like a gangster, the end has already begun. Apparently how I wear my bandanas is gangster. Which sucks.
 
[quote name='Hex']Oh boy! 1/3rd of a tank of gas! :D[/QUOTE]

I get a bit over 1/4th of a tank of gas with $20....:cry:
It's a V8 F-150, so sexy, but so goddamn costly.
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']I get a bit over 1/4th of a tank of gas with $20....:cry:
It's a V8 F-150, so sexy, but so goddamn costly.[/QUOTE]

I've really been wanting to trade in my ford focus and get a nice new truck. Probably an F 150. But I just filled my Focus with gas and it only costed $30, and that is going to last me for almost 2 weeks. Its hard to say no to something like that.
 
[quote name='Hex']That suxx0rz. My dad's car wouldn't start yesterday, but this morning it did.. he says it's 'vapor lock', whatever that is.. But he can't afford to fix it. =/

And I wear black or ACU pants + coloured/ACU shirts. Plus a bandana on my neck, and one on my head (no, not like a skull-cap.. more nerdy looking :D). Plus my dragon's necklace.

I pity the cop who tries to give me shit for wearing crip colours: If I look like a gangster, the end has already begun. Apparently how I wear my bandanas is gangster. Which sucks.[/quote]Well, I can afford to fix it, I just choose not to. I have to run it in for an oil change and brake check on Friday, so I guess I'll hear about the oil pan leak again then. :roll:

And yes, you're dressing like a gangster. :rofl: Though, the hair might be more Yakuza than Crip. :lol:
 
I really want a new car.
I love my car, but I want to drive something new (to me).

I'd really love a used Mercedes SLK (those small 2 seaters).

In my 'affordable' but nearly impossible to find, I'd like a Porsche 944 S2 convertible. I hate the coupe version but the convertible is a different animal.
Or an older Lotus Elan..... mmmmmm.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I've really been wanting to trade in my ford focus and get a nice new truck. Probably an F 150. But I just filled my Focus with gas and it only costed $30, and that is going to last me for almost 2 weeks. Its hard to say no to something like that.[/QUOTE]Costed? You belong in an F-150. ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Well, I can afford to fix it, I just choose not to. I have to run it in for an oil change and brake check on Friday, so I guess I'll hear about the oil pan leak again then. :roll:

And yes, you're dressing like a gangster. :rofl: Though, the hair might be more Yakuza than Crip. :lol:[/quote]

Well yeah, it's not worth it. My dad's car isnt worth it either.

And yeah, yakuza is much more likely. Plus the pewter dragon add to that. >:3

If a cop thinks I'm a gangster I can always pull the mincing, lisping fag routine on him too.

"Oh offither, thothe thlackth jutht go peeerfct with that utility belt! Fabulouth!"
 
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