Even Cowgirls Get The OTT

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[quote name='tiredfornow']Super awkward moment #9:

I'm carrying a box up to my office and one of the secretaries says "Keep enjoying your lunch, I'll get it for ya." So when I'm passing it to her she puts her hands under the box, grabs my penis area and she's looking at me in the eye the whole time. I'm trying to avoid eye contact and she starts laughing and says "Whoa, got a little more than I bargained for, huh?" and gave me a weird wink.
I'm not into 50+ yr old ladies. :puke:
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:rofl:
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Ban him for trolling and we'll cover up the tracks with some piracy talk, LinkinPrime.[/quote]

Someone envies me.

Can't we just hug it out. Damn, you guys all have some anger problems. RELAX, anger/stress cuts down years of your life!
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Super awkward moment #9:

I'm carrying a box up to my office and one of the secretaries says "Keep enjoying your lunch, I'll get it for ya." So when I'm passing it to her she puts her hands under the box, grabs my penis area and she's looking at me in the eye the whole time. I'm trying to avoid eye contact and she starts laughing and says "Whoa, got a little more than I bargained for, huh?" and gave me a weird wink.
I'm not into 50+ yr old ladies. :puke:
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:rofl:
 
[quote name='prmononoke']cmart05 is pretty annoying, Linkin.

No one will miss him if he's banned. Go ahead and do it.[/quote]

Ouch, that hurt my feelings, brah.
 
StinkinLinkin should also ban himself for suggesting people spend money on 'Fast&Furious' movies, we have proof of his piracy talk.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Super awkward moment #9:

I'm carrying a box up to my office and one of the secretaries says "Keep enjoying your lunch, I'll get it for ya." So when I'm passing it to her she puts her hands under the box, grabs my penis area and she's looking at me in the eye the whole time. I'm trying to avoid eye contact and she starts laughing and says "Whoa, got a little more than I bargained for, huh?" and gave me a weird wink.
I'm not into 50+ yr old ladies. :puke:
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:rofl:

One time at a party I was talking to somebody, and out of the corner of my eye I saw someone who I thought was my wife, so as she's walking by I give her an 'Atta Boy' slap across her behind...Nope wasn't her, it was the dude who I was talking to wife.

Good times!
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']We're not here to bro out, seemartzerofive.[/quote]
Man, that was creative Mr. Johnny!
 
[quote name='Number83']:rofl:

One time at a party I was talking to somebody, and out of the corner of my eye I saw someone who I thought was my wife, so as she's walking by I give her an 'Atta Boy' slap across her behind...Nope wasn't her, it was the dude who I was talking to wife.

Good times![/quote]You can't tell your own wifes booty from behind? I bet she was insulted. :lol:
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']I do have a feeling that dude's Kayden too...different IP address so I can't confirm.[/quote]

:wall:

Please don't ever become a detective. Cmart has been playing with CAG's since he joined the site and the idea that he is Kayden's double is ridiculous.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']You can't tell your own wifes booty from behind? I bet she was insulted. :lol:[/quote]

Not from the corner of my eye...The whole time I was talking to the guy and I just wanted to get out of the conversation, so I reached over while I was looking at him.

It worked.
 
[quote name='munch']I'm going to download the new fast and furious movie, then not watch it.[/quote]

Please don't ruin the movie for Trakan.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']:wall:

Please don't ever become a detective. Cmart has been playing with CAG's since he joined the site and the idea that he is Kayden's double is ridiculous.[/quote]

hahaha.

I don't quite understand all the hostility, is it because I smell?
 
These are just my NOBS O-pinions on new snacks:

These 'Midnight Taco' Doritos aren't very good, they get the big thumbs down

The 'Last Call Jalepeno Poppers' Doritos are better, they get the thumbs up.


Also of note, those Giant Cheetos are now available in non-Flamin' Hot, but why bother?
 
Cmart05 definately isn't Kayden as Casey said.

He has been here since Oct. 08 and donated to Child's Play. Even if Kayden had an alt account laying around, why would he have donated to Child's Play with it?
 
[quote name='manthing']These are just my NOBS O-pinions on new snacks:

These 'Midnight Taco' Doritos aren't very good, they get the big thumbs down

The 'Last Call Jalepeno Poppers' Doritos are better, they get the thumbs up.


Also of note, those Giant Cheetos are now available in non-Flamin' Hot, but why bother?[/quote]

I like your no BS Big Mike style reviews. You want a sponsor?
 
Darling Neeeena, if I write your username on my man tits and post a pic of it, will you give the ott a recent picture of yourself?
 
[quote name='cmart05']hahaha.

I don't quite understand all the hostility, is it because I smell?[/quote]

I don't think it's that...I think that most people who post in the OTT regularly want other people who post not to be annoying all day.

Just my $.02
 
[quote name='Number83']I don't think it's that...I think that most people who post in the OTT regularly want other people who post not to be annoying all day.

Just my $.02[/quote]

I agree, but the only reason I've made idiotic responses were in reply to idiotic insults clearly directed towards me.

I've tried to make legitimate responses to some posts with some insulting comments from people.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Darling Neeeena, if I write your username on my man tits and post a pic of it, will you give the ott a recent picture of yourself?[/quote]

You know, it's sad day in America when 8 year olds have man tits.
 
[quote name='Number83']:rofl:

One time at a party I was talking to somebody, and out of the corner of my eye I saw someone who I thought was my wife, so as she's walking by I give her an 'Atta Boy' slap across her behind...Nope wasn't her, it was the dude who I was talking to wife.

Good times![/quote]

Nice...so what happened afterwards, what did you say, what did she say, what did the dude you were talking to say, what did your wife say?

[quote name='darthbudge']Cmart05 definately isn't Kayden as Casey said.

He has been here since Oct. 08 and donated to Child's Play. Even if Kayden had an alt account laying around, why would he have donated to Child's Play with it?[/quote]

I've never heard of the dude till now. *shrugs*
 
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fucking Money.




[quote name='h3llbring3r']I like your no BS Big Mike style reviews. You want a sponsor?[/quote]

Not right now.

I'm gonna make a call to Frito-Lay with some new snack ideas tomorrow. I don't want to have any conflicts on interest with my sponsors, lollllllll.



[quote name='DarthPuma']Darling Neeeena, if I write your username on my man tits and post a pic of it, will you give the ott a recent picture of yourself?[/quote]


Stop it. NOW.
 
[quote name='cmart05']I've tried to make legitimate responses to some posts...[/quote]

Mistake # 1...There are no legit responses in the OTT. Throw logic out the window too.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Poop.

I'm not doing that. I had a perfectly fine Arcade that wasn't even two months old and I wanted the red system. If I wanted a black system I would've bought a black system two years ago. :whistle2:|

I'll figure something out. I'm not sure how switching out a Lite-On works, but I'm gonna get with a dude I know and see if he can hook me up.[/QUOTE]

Just swap the cases. Should take 10 minutes.
 
[quote name='Number83']Mistake # 1...There are no legit responses in the OTT. Throw logic out the window too.[/quote]


No worries, I caught on after the 2nd post, haha.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Nice...so what happened afterwards, what did you say, what did she say, what did the dude you were talking to say, what did your wife say?

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Well, I apoligized profusely and we all had a good laugh. She just smiled and I got an "Ooh, baby!" in a joking manner. And my wife, just rolled her eyes in her head which is the international symbol for "My husband is an idiot".
 
[quote name='manthing']



I'm gonna make a call to Frito-Lay with some new snack ideas tomorrow.

Stop it. NOW.[/quote]

You need to try Gourmet Chicarrones:
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These are fan-damn-tastic

I lack the bawls to try try Butter & Cinnamon:
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Salt & Vinegar is good and Hot BBQ is seriously hot. Regular BBQ is meh.

I started eating these on a dare, and then learned they have less fat and are actually better for you than chips.
 
[quote name='zewone']Just swap the cases. Should take 10 minutes.[/quote]

Any good 24+ inch LCD monitors you could recommend for under $250?
 
[quote name='h3llbring3r']You need to try Gourmet Chicarrones:
chile-lime-sm.jpg

These are fan-damn-tastic

I lack the bawls to try try Butter & Cinnamon:
cinnamon-lg.jpg


Salt & Vinegar is good and Hot BBQ is seriously hot. Regular BBQ is meh.

I started eating these on a dare, and then learned they have less fat and are actually better for you than chips.[/quote]

Chicharrónes... excellent choice my friend.
 
[quote name='manthing']

I'm gonna make a call to Frito-Lay with some new snack ideas tomorrow. I don't want to have any conflicts on interest with my sponsors, lollllllll.


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Dunkin' Donuts is running a 'Come up with our next donut' Idea...Top prize is $12,000.

I'm submitting a Creme Filled Recess Pieces Donut.

PATENT PENDING!!!!
 
[quote name='Number83']Well, I apoligized profusely and we all had a good laugh. She just smiled and I got an "Ooh, baby!" in a joking manner. And my wife, just rolled her eyes in her head which is the international symbol for "My husband is an idiot".[/quote]

nice.
 
I'm selling that box though, zewone. I'm not gonna sell it then have 'em bitch at me about the drive not working well. :lol:

I'd switch it with the other box I have, but then I'll be back to a Falcon that has ringed on me already.

I'll figure out something.
 
I'm 1/3 on my picks so far... dammit. and for some reason the cable in my room isn't working...? Oh well. at least theres March Madness On Demand online.
 
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