Ever drank so much you had sex w/a random person in a bathroom stall? This lady has!

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http://www.desmoinesregister.com/ap...081126/NEWS/81126006&s=d&page=5#pluckcomments
A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she’d had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn’t remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.

What Lois Feldman, 38, will remember is the humiliation afterward.

“It’s ruined my life,” she said through tears today. “Not just the incident but the press.”

Feldman, a married mother of three, has been the target of Internet jokes and prank telephone calls today. She was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.


“I don’t know what happened,” Lois Feldman said. “But I don’t deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports.”

Police ticketed Feldman, 38, and Ross Walsh, 26, of Linden for indecent conduct Saturday night.

A security guard who said he saw the two having sex through a gap in a men’s restroom stall flagged down campus police, according to the police report.

By the time an officer arrived, about a dozen people were cheering and laughing in the bathroom while Feldman and Walsh were inside the stall, the report said.

The officer pushed his way through the crowd, opened the door and separated Feldman and Walsh, the report said.

Police described both Feldman and Walsh as upset, drunk and uncooperative.

Chuck Miner, deputy chief of the University of Minnesota police department, said officers tracked down Feldman’s husband.

“I’m not sure how they made contact with her husband, but they needed her husband to help identify her” because she’d given the wrong middle name.

Miner said police didn’t measure the blood-alcohol level of Feldman or Walsh. Asked to respond to Feldman’s claim that she was too drunk to recall the incident, Miner said: “That’s probably an accurate statement.”

Feldman said she’d never met Walsh.

“I don’t know who this man is,” she said today. “I just found out his name in the paper last night.”

Walsh wasn’t immediately available for comment.

Carroll, Feldman’s hometown, is about 60 miles northwest of Linden, where Walsh lives.

Feldman, who describes herself as a light drinker, drank wine at the home of family friends before the football game.

She said she doesn’t remember how much she drank, but the party’s hosts refilled her glass each time it was low “so I’m sure I drank a lot.”

Feldman said her husband later told her he’d tried to talk her out of the game because she was intoxicated.

“He said I didn’t realize it was that bad,” she said.

Feldman said her husband accompanied her to the game, but their friends stayed home.

She said she remembers sitting in the stands one moment and the next “being slammed around by a cop and screaming.”

“Apparently I was panicked and very uncooperative,” she said.

Feldman said she “ran away” from her husband the Metrodome after the incident.

She said a woman she didn’t know offered her a ride home about 11 p.m.
Feldman said she gave her husband’s cell phone number to the woman, who called Kelly Feldman for directions to the couple’s hotel.

Lois Feldman said her attorney has encouraged her to fight the ticket.

“He feels I was taken advantage of in my state of mind,” she said. “This is not me. We’re a very good family. This shouldn’t happen.”

Miner, the campus police officer, said fighting the indecent conduct charge could be a long shot.

“It’s spelled out in the law in Minnesota that intoxication is not a defense to any crime,” he said.
I lol'd pretty hard and I'd probably stick it to that mother as well.

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Never been to a football game and never will go to one...

Somehow I don't find this a funny as I think it should be.
 
[quote name='iFishalot']Hes 38 and shes 26. Way to go guy.[/quote]

I think I read it the other way around..... :roll:
 
"She said she remembers sitting in the stands one moment and the next 'being slammed around by a cop and screaming.'"

I guess Officer Wang wanted a piece of the action?
 
How do some people get so lucky? If all it took to get laid was getting drunk and going to the bathroom I should be Hugh Hefner.
 
Her husband should've left her. But then again now he gets to be a douche to her. Anytime she gets up and says i gotta use the bathroom he gets to say YEA WHO ARE YOU GONNA GO fuck IN THE BATHROOM WHORE?! and she pretty much so has to take it. Plus he atleast gets as much sex as he wants now. Oh what you can't fuck me but you can fuck some random guy in the bathroom?! And then he becomes an alcoholic and abusive and they end their relationship violently.
 
[quote name='VipFREAK']
Somehow I don't find this a funny as I think it should be.[/QUOTE]

Yeah me too, kinda. After the initial LOL, I actually think its pretty sad. She's lost her job, her marriage is destroyed (yeah he says he's staying with her...for now, this incident is a big black cloud that'll never go away), and she's been humiliated in public; her kids will be the butt of jokes in school for years to come. And depending on what went down (er, sorry), it might even be interpreted as rape.
 
her husband is gonna beat it for a while then leave her eventually
nothing in the world could keep them together
even if she swore off alcohol, he knows anytime she gets a lil tipsy she has the potential of cheating or being raped
i feel sorry for the kids

i'd beat also lol
 
It's clearly not her fault. It's the "party's host" that kept refilling her wine glass before the football game!
 
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But it's a balancing act to be drunk enough to bang that chick in a bathroom but no so drunk that you can't phsically do it.

EDIT - Having read the story again that drunk thing sounds like a bunch of crap, I'll bet this ain't the first time she's cheated. She just needed a good excuse cos she got caught this time.
 
[quote name='benjamouth']
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But it's a balancing act to be drunk enough to bang that chick in a bathroom but no so drunk that you can't phsically do it.

EDIT - Having read the story again that drunk thing sounds like a bunch of crap, I'll bet this ain't the first time she's cheated. She just needed a good excuse cos she got caught this time.[/quote]


I agree, i think the drunk excuse is bull
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Damn, that's one understanding husband.[/QUOTE]

My first thought above all else, I mean i'm sure he is just acting cool about this in public. Behind closed doors though i'm sure he went the fuck off
 
[quote name='billyrox']I agree, i think the drunk excuse is bull[/quote]

I do too.

[quote name='dinovelvet']Yeah me too, kinda. After the initial LOL, I actually think its pretty sad.[/quote]

I live in Kalifornya, I've seen some of the fans that go to football games and well... There must be some pretty fed up shit that goes on. Although this isn't one of those I'd be thinking of...
 
plenty of women are easily seduced by watching a guys wiping technique. im sure this happens all the time but it just rarely gets reported. if i was that guy id be looking into a divorce or at least negotiating at getting a crack at one of her hott friends or relatives to even things out because i doubt this was really an accident and if it was then shes got a drinking problem.
 
[quote name='ian1418']What a whore, but i'd probably hit it too![/quote]

[quote name='TC']Like I said in the other thread about this. She fell on his dick. Not her fault.[/quote]

That pretty much sums it up for me too!:lol:
 
[quote name='Cracka']Anytime she gets up and says i gotta use the bathroom he gets to say YEA WHO ARE YOU GONNA GO fuck IN THE BATHROOM WHORE?! [/QUOTE]

lol
 
aw we know what she really wanted, to go on Jerry Springer and say she's really in love wirh a chick, the one who got her drunk on wine probably, lt's usually always 'The Friend'
 
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[quote name='Frogurt.man']This would have been better if he was caught giving her a Hot Carl.[/quote]

Should I even ask what that is?
 
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