Ever witnessed a threesome?

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We've all sat at our computers in a dark room and witnessed all kinds of sexual acts. But, the question is... have you ever witnessed a threesome happen before your very eyes; in the very same room?

If you have, how the f___ did this happen? Was it an accident? Was it planned? Was it awkward?

Details!
 
[quote name='benjamouth']They don't happen in real life, it's a myth, like the Loch Ness monster or the female orgasm.[/quote]

Virgin!

That was out of line; my apologies.
 
All midget and horse stories are excluded . . . . . and if you think that the female orgasm doesn't exist, you're not doing it right. Switch up your tactics, yo.
 
[quote name='thekeybladewars']Virgin!
[/quote]

God I wish, if the catholics are right I'll probably go to hell for a couple of un-fulfilling shags and a couple of other times I was too hammered to remember what happened.

Really wasn't worth it, but they're probably wrong.
 
Any sexual acts involving 3 or more persons count. That shit with the animals is kinda __ing gross and should promptly be excluded from discussion. :[]
 
[quote name='ShinGrave']Nope never seen one but I have been in one ( me and 2 young ladies)[/QUOTE]

does that mean you had your eyes closed the whole time? were you scared or something?
 
[quote name='thekeybladewars']Any sexual acts involving 3 or more persons count. That shit with the animals is kinda __ing gross and should promptly be excluded from discussion. :[][/quote]

when I was like 17 or 18 me and 2 other friends ordered some girls from an escort service i.e. the "nice" way to call prostitutes.

When you call up you have to talk in "code" and ask how much for a massage. Then you give them the address and they ask for how many people you are. We only say two because most places wont send out girls if there's more than one guy per girl (plus they charge more ha)

The girls are usually butt though honestly these girls had smoking bodies(their faces were meh). The two girls didn't mind at all that it was the three of us and not two and wanted us all to join in but one of of my friends backed out and just decided to watch.

This turned on these girls even more. It's kind of weird at first 'cuz it's like hey yeah I'm paying you to fuck the shit out of you but once they strip down and start doing their thing.. it's all fun and games after that, before this I always thought people who paid for sex were losers(and I still do at least those who only resort to paying for sex and who can't get none on their own) but I could only fantasize about one of my ex-girlfriends licking my ass crack on demand like this chick did, she just smiled when I told her to and she did it, hahahaha. Good times.
 
I think they had a special when we called LMAO I think it was 2 for 1.. so we split it 3 ways I think it was either $150 or $250 I forget.
 
[quote name='h3llbring3r']Nominating this for thread of the year![/quote]

It hasn't gotten that good yet... but you have probably cursed it by saying that now.
 
[quote name='cmart05']where's that dude that snorted coke off a chick's ass?[/QUOTE]
Right here.

I'll be honest.

I've been involved in three.

Two times, it was me and a friend (dude) and one chick.

One time, it was me, a friend, another friend (dudes) and one chick.

No gay shit.

We all knew the rules, you stay in your orifice and I'll stay in mine. Although my friend did accidently touch my other friend's dick that time. :lol: Funny stuff.
 
[quote name='zewone']

Two times, it was me and a friend (dude) and one chick.

One time, it was me, a friend, another friend (dudes) and one chick.
[/quote]
The devils three-way. Don't cross the streams.
 
Does watching your friend stick his entire foot up some chick's box (not the heel though) while another friend straps a dildo on his forehead and effs her friend with it while the two girls make out while 10 other guys watch in complete horror count? If so, then my answer is yes.
 
[quote name='javeryh']Does watching your friend stick his entire foot up some chick's box (not the heel though) while another friend straps a dildo on his forehead and effs her friend with it while the two girls make out while 10 other guys watch in complete horror count? If so, then my answer is yes.[/quote]

LMAO
 
any dude who has a three way with another guy is definitely gay or bi-sexual in some way.. there's no fucking way I would ever get invloved in that garbage. If the chick was Megan Fox I wouldn't even go there with another dude, fuck that!
 
[quote name='DestroVega']any dude who has a three way with another guy is definitely gay or bi-sexual in some way.. there's no fucking way I would ever get invloved in that garbage. If the chick was Megan Fox I wouldn't even go there with another dude, fuck that![/QUOTE]

Haha, ok.

I'm super comfortable with my sexuality.
 
My virgin eyes! I'm appalled. 3somes are for sinners. :p

If I was to ever partake in a 3some, no way it would be 2 guys and a me. WTF, getting passed around like a hoe. I don't think so. I'd never have a 3some anyways. I'm not down with sticking my tongue in some chicks coot.
 
[quote name='DestroVega']any dude who has a three way with another guy is definitely gay or bi-sexual in some way.. there's no fucking way I would ever get invloved in that garbage. If the chick was Megan Fox I wouldn't even go there with another dude, fuck that![/quote]

Balls not touching = not gay.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']You're a disgusting loser, cmart05.[/quote]

a disgusting loser who got has ass licked by a chick
 
[quote name='billyrox']a disgusting loser who got has ass licked by a chick[/quote]

I'm not sure whether you're saying this to add your disgust, or to show your admiration for getting his salad tossed.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']I'm not sure whether you're saying this to add your disgust, or to show your admiration for getting his salad tossed.[/quote]

Does it matter?
Is it possible for some chick's tongue to be too nasty to let her lick your ass?
That's like a zen riddle right there my friends.
 
[quote name='zewone']Right here.

I'll be honest.

I've been involved in three.

Two times, it was me and a friend (dude) and one chick.

One time, it was me, a friend, another friend (dudes) and one chick.

No gay shit.

We all knew the rules, you stay in your orifice and I'll stay in mine. Although my friend did accidently touch my other friend's dick that time. :lol: Funny stuff.[/quote]


Sorry to break the news to you, fella, but that makes you about 75% gay. There is no such thing as getting in it with another dude in the room and not being gay.
 
[quote name='snookie_wookums']Sorry to break the news to you, fella, but that makes you about 75% gay. There is no such thing as getting in it with another dude in the room and not being gay.[/quote]
Interesting. I am glad to know we can count on snookie wookems, expert- for all things gay.
 
[quote name='DestroVega']any dude who has a three way with another guy is definitely gay or bi-sexual in some way.. there's no fucking way I would ever get invloved in that garbage. If the chick was Megan Fox I wouldn't even go there with another dude, fuck that![/QUOTE]

Closet case homosexual.
 
zewone may be 75% gay, but with a name like "snookie_wookums" you have to be atleast 90% gay and thats almost as gay as getting your asshole eaten by a prostitute that just got done sucking your friends dicks.
[quote name='Warner1281']Congrats TFN! If it hasn't happened already, it's well on its way. The only question left is who's the 3rd?[/quote]This thread actually came from a story I told her last night. :lol:

Shes been hanging out with a coworker lately and the girls boyfriend is the older brother to one of the girls involved. I saw a picture of the dude somewhere, knew he was familiar, brought it up, and it all matched and her mind has been blown ever since. She thinks I'm a sick sex freak, or something and we haven't even had sex in a month or two. :(

As for the third.. that would never happen. I don't like lesbian shit, and I'm not going to let some dude plow my girlfriend. :whistle2:|
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']

As for the third.. that would never happen. I don't like lesbian shit, and I'm not going to let some dude plow my girlfriend. :whistle2:|[/quote]

The latter I think anyone can relate to; As for the former- I think that you need to work on that. ;)
 
[quote name='zewone']Haha, ok.

I'm super comfortable with my sexuality.[/quote]

I'm sorta joking around... I would love to meet what kind of girl let's two guys nail her.. and you found three of them, how is that even possible.
 
[quote name='DestroVega']I'm sorta joking around... I would love to meet what kind of girl let's two guys nail her.. and you found three of them, how is that even possible.[/QUOTE]

What's to understand? Would you let two girls blow you? Why wouldn't a girl want two guys?
 
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