Ever witnessed a threesome?

[quote name='DestroVega']I'm sorta joking around... I would love to meet what kind of girl let's two guys nail her.. and you found three of them, how is that even possible.[/quote]If you're partying and looking for a girl to slip your penis into.. are you going for a girl that isn't drinking because she has to wake up for church in the morning.. or are you going for the girl thats pounding down beers and can barely walk?

Some girls don't give a fuck and give it up to anyone who asks.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']If you're partying and looking for a girl to slip your penis into.. are you going for a girl that isn't drinking because she has to wake up for church in the morning.. or are you going for the girl thats pounding down beers and can barely walk?

Some girls don't give a fuck and give it up to anyone who asks.[/quote]

Churchy chicks are consistently the freaks in the sack though.
 
You watch way too much television, h3llbring3r. You're married with three kids and she was probably your one and only. Shut the front door.
 
[quote name='snookie_wookums']Sorry to break the news to you, fella, but that makes you about 75% gay. There is no such thing as getting in it with another dude in the room and not being gay.[/quote]Trakan?
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']zewone may be 75% gay, but with a name like "snookie_wookums" you have to be atleast 90% gay and thats almost as gay as getting your asshole eaten by a prostitute that just got done sucking your friends dicks.[/QUOTE]

Owned.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']You watch way too much television, h3llbring3r. You're married with three kids and she was probably your one and only. Shut the front door.[/quote]
Nah, this is personal experience talking. I lost mine to churchy ho.
I only have one kid.
 
[quote name='h3llbring3r']Does it matter?
Is it possible for some chick's tongue to be too nasty to let her lick your ass?
That's like a zen riddle right there my friends.[/quote]
It's quite possible. I keep my ass very clean. I only let the classy ladies lick my anus.
 
I was involved in some freaky shit in my 20's but I've mellowed a bit since turning 30. No regrets, though.

I hadn't heard the term "rotisserie" used to describe a sex act before but Urban Dictionary confirmed my suspected definition. :applause:
 
[quote name='bmachine']I was involved in some freaky shit in my 20's but I've mellowed a bit since turning 30. No regrets, though.

I hadn't heard the term "rotisserie" used to describe a sex act before but Urban Dictionary confirmed my suspected definition. :applause:[/QUOTE]


Add a high five over the girl and you have the Eiffel Tower.
 
[quote name='MisterModest']It's quite possible. I keep my ass very clean. I only let the classy ladies lick my anus.[/QUOTE]

Something about a chick that's willing to lick asshole really turns me off to the idea of letting her.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']Add a high five over the girl and you have the Eiffel Tower.[/quote]

LOL...that's excellent. Does a fist bump count? ;)
 
I've been offered it several times, but I can't do it as of yet. I'm seriously too private.

Also I have an incredibly small dick. It's like half a coffee straw with a Crasin™ stuck on the end! :(
 
I'd just like to add: IF you have WITNESSED a 3 some happen before your eyes..and therefore, aren't one of the implied THREE...??

YOU FAIL.
 
Reality's Fringe;5721044 said:
I've been offered it several times, but I can't do it as of yet. I'm seriously too private.

Also I have an incredibly small dick. It's like half a coffee straw with a Crasin™ stuck on the end! :(
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I think there is a thread that has info on an enlarger thing.


and no :cry:
 
[quote name='bmachine']LOL...that's excellent. Does a fist bump count? ;)[/QUOTE]

Only if you're wearing tricked out hockey masks and carrying gold weapons.
 
Participated in a MFF and MMF. Watched a FFF(damn lesbians). MMF is less drama because guys can co-exist but get the wrong ladies together things go to hell.
 
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Last year, I rushed Theta Chi and as a preferance rush event, we watched 3 fat black hookers go at it with each other (sausages/dildos included) and proceed to give us all lap dances while we passed around blunts and drank skippy. The pimp, Jerome, had a gat and was walking around with a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Needless to say, I did not join Theta Chi.
 
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[quote name='becuzimbrown']Last year, I rushed Theta Chi and as a preferance rush event, we watched 3 fat black hookers go at it with each other (sausages/dildos included) and proceed to give us all lap dances while we passed around blunts and drank skippy.

Needless to say, I did not join Theta Chi.[/quote]

omg... just hearing that scarred me:cry:
 
[quote name='becuzimbrown']Last year, I rushed Theta Chi and as a preferance rush event, we watched 3 fat black hookers go at it with each other (sausages/dildos included) and proceed to give us all lap dances while we passed around blunts and drank skippy.

Needless to say, I did not join Theta Chi.[/QUOTE]

It's because they were black, wasn't it?
 
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[quote name='DestroVega']I'm sorta joking around... I would love to meet what kind of girl let's two guys nail her.. and you found three of them, how is that even possible.[/QUOTE]

It's actually very easy. There are tons of dirty sluts around. I even know one that lives in your area now. Want her number?
 
[quote name='becuzimbrown']Last year, I rushed Theta Chi and as a preferance rush event, we watched 3 fat black hookers go at it with each other (sausages/dildos included) and proceed to give us all lap dances while we passed around blunts and drank skippy.

Needless to say, I did not join Theta Chi.[/quote]

Was "skippy" their pimp's name?
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']Was "skippy" their pimp's name?[/quote]

Skippy consists of beer, vodka and tang.

Also, I forgot to mention the pimp, Jerome. He had a gat and was walking around with a bottle of Jack Daniels.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']Add a high five over the girl and you have the Eiffel Tower.[/QUOTE]
It's a special moment in a man's life when you realize you've been a part of a sexual act defined in Urban Dictionary that doesn't involve felching.

But that's also a special moment.
 
[quote name='becuzimbrown']Last year, I rushed Theta Chi and as a preferance rush event, we watched 3 fat black hookers go at it with each other (sausages/dildos included) and proceed to give us all lap dances while we passed around blunts and drank skippy. The pimp, Jerome, had a gat and was walking around with a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Needless to say, I did not join Theta Chi.[/quote]

[quote name='seanr1221']Brown, those things don't happen at Drexel.[/quote]


:rofl:
 
[quote name='cmart05']when I was like 17 or 18 me and 2 other friends ordered some girls from an escort service i.e. the "nice" way to call prostitutes.

When you call up you have to talk in "code" and ask how much for a massage. Then you give them the address and they ask for how many people you are. We only say two because most places wont send out girls if there's more than one guy per girl (plus they charge more ha)

The girls are usually butt though honestly these girls had smoking bodies(their faces were meh). The two girls didn't mind at all that it was the three of us and not two and wanted us all to join in but one of of my friends backed out and just decided to watch.

This turned on these girls even more. It's kind of weird at first 'cuz it's like hey yeah I'm paying you to fuck the shit out of you but once they strip down and start doing their thing.. it's all fun and games after that, before this I always thought people who paid for sex were losers(and I still do at least those who only resort to paying for sex and who can't get none on their own) but I could only fantasize about one of my ex-girlfriends licking my ass crack on demand like this chick did, she just smiled when I told her to and she did it, hahahaha. Good times.[/quote]

Thank you for being as specific as possible! By the way... weird, but thanks; this is too funny!
 
Reality's Fringe;5721044 said:
I've been offered it several times, but I can't do it as of yet. I'm seriously too private.

Also I have an incredibly small dick. It's like half a coffee straw with a Crasin™ stuck on the end! :(
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That stinks.

Although, I've never been offered, I would be appalled if someone ever did ask me. I'm pretty private, too. And probably not comfortable with my sexuality. It took Teef a whole year to get into my pants.
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Zew, I never believed you were such a crazy dude!
 
[quote name='zewone']Right here.

I'll be honest.

I've been involved in three.

Two times, it was me and a friend (dude) and one chick.

One time, it was me, a friend, another friend (dudes) and one chick.

No gay shit.

We all knew the rules, you stay in your orifice and I'll stay in mine. Although my friend did accidently touch my other friend's dick that time. :lol: Funny stuff.[/quote]

ok so thats 3 dudes and 1 chick? wtf do you do when youre not having your turn with the chick? also where do you look while youre doing it? me personally i cant take a dump if someones outside the bathroom door or if someones talking to me so i cant imagine squirting dirt with 2 other guys looking at me.......... you never looked them in the eye or nothing did you? you at least looked away right?
 
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