[quote name='Eviltude']I know it sounds terrible, and I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but I'm good at driving under the influence. Hell, I'm good at anything while under the influence. I keep my sense of reason, I have
never blacked out, and I (most of the time) can still pass whatever sobriety test you throw at me. Not to mention doubt is what drags you down in the end. Don't hate me for it, subby, embrace it (Ok, it's not quite that benevolent, but you catch my drift).
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I don't care if you drink and drive but all I'm saying is...
gtfo thats the same bullshit ever drunk driver thats killed someone has said.
I thought I wouldn't hurt anyone. I thought I drove pretty good drunk. The bottom line is that alcohol affects your motor skills. It doesn't make you better at anything.
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'] Bingo.
Complicated by the fact that she's my best friend as well.[/QUOTE]
gasp she has a penis. Well that little lying dick.
[quote name='Eviltude']

Who hasn't been there, though?

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Me I haven't blown the b-ball team behind dennys.
Sub I will tell you something an old man once told me, and its the best advice I've ever heard.
Many women will come and go. They will always go no matter what.
There might be one worth marrying but soon after she's not. People will always change once they get in a relationship. You'll spend your life watching women coming, and going. So get used to it, and enjoy them while you have them. Once they're gone then move on to the next.
Sub you ever think that her being your best friend that she just thought of you as a

buddy. And you thought more of her then that.