I figured every fourm needs a "Post your favorite Family Guy Quote here" topic so this is mine (ours).
From "The Story on Page One"
Stewie has implanted Chris with a mind control device and sent him out to do his bidding:
Shopkeep: Well hi there.
Stewie: Good day, shopkeep.
Chris: Good day shopkeep, I require a hand-operated buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum.
Shopkeep: What?
Chris: It's for a school project, I'm some sort of student sent here for... oh blast what the devil do they study? uh... Latin class.
Shopkeep: Uhh, sorry kid, I can't sell power tools to minors.
Chris: Now look here you gourd-bellied codpiece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I'll transform your blue collar into a red one and-
Who the deuce are you? No I don't have any spare change. Where the hell would I keep it? In my diaper? Get out of here you hobo. Oh bloody hell, is this thing still on?
Now it's your turn.....
From "The Story on Page One"
Stewie has implanted Chris with a mind control device and sent him out to do his bidding:
Shopkeep: Well hi there.
Stewie: Good day, shopkeep.
Chris: Good day shopkeep, I require a hand-operated buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum.
Shopkeep: What?
Chris: It's for a school project, I'm some sort of student sent here for... oh blast what the devil do they study? uh... Latin class.
Shopkeep: Uhh, sorry kid, I can't sell power tools to minors.
Chris: Now look here you gourd-bellied codpiece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I'll transform your blue collar into a red one and-
Who the deuce are you? No I don't have any spare change. Where the hell would I keep it? In my diaper? Get out of here you hobo. Oh bloody hell, is this thing still on?
Now it's your turn.....