FAVORITE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE LINE??

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CAGiversary!
Now that one of my favorite shows for quotes of all time is getting the repeated airings that it so richly deserves.....
Your favorite line??

Mine is from good ole HAPPY TIME HARRY (aka David Cross)

"I've got these......ACTION BILLS!!"
 
This is my favorite:

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Oh man, there are so many. My favorite is probably when Carl is standing next to his pool, which he has just decked out.

"It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the back yard! But it's not...it's standin' still. ...still waters run deep."

The new commercial with him is hilarious also. The one about people who work out.
 
Master Shake "I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them."
 
For me it's a toss up between:

Ignignokt: Remember there are no dumb questions.
Mothmonsterman: Right here.
Ignignokt: Yes you in the back, the retard with the dumb question.

and

Ignignokt: Alright, when I say your name, you say 'here.' And we will assume 'here' is short for 'here I am...rock you like a hurricane.'
 
[quote name='ZForce317']Wow, methinks I need to start watching this show.[/quote]

It's on sunday-thursday now, so there's no reason you shouldn't.
 
"hey now guys, look, i do not want to do anything illegal here, but i will kill somebody, in front of their own momma to get a ten speed. and if anyone testifies against me i'll gouge their eyes out."

"carl, don't refer to her as a 'babe' please. she is a chechnyan prostitute, and you will address her as such.

i was going to leave a line or two from the dumber dolls (happy time harry) episode, but virtually every line in that episode is hilarious. it might be one of the best things that has ever been on television.
 
[quote name='jmcc'][quote name='ZForce317']Wow, methinks I need to start watching this show.[/quote]

It's on sunday-thursday now, so there's no reason you shouldn't.[/quote]

Then we're agreed. I will start watching.
 
(The Mooninites are watching porn)

Err: "Oh man, you gotta check this out."
Meatwad: "Oh yeah baby, that's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straight 6?"
Err: "I think I have a straight 6."
Inignot: "Oooooh. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless."
 
Shake with the Plutonians.
Oglethorpe: "You might be interested to know that we are just about to destroy your planet."
Master Shake: "Oh, go ahead, I'm not there."

When Shake was eating Ol' Drippy
Frylock: "Close your eyes Meatwad."
Master Shake: "No, keep them open. I want to horrify you into a coma."
 
"Man Shake told me there was a circus in the freezer...There wadnt no circus in the freezer...I got stuck up against a chicken and got frostbite!"...meatwad

sorry if the line isnt exact...I havent seen it in about a year
 
Prof. Weird: GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! I... have lost weight!
Steve: Hey, looking good!
Prof. Weird: All sugars, gone. Manually. With this! (holds up bloody chainsaw) I need to lose twenty more pounds, or I'll never be pretty.
 
"This porn is infinitly excellent, this dresser though, is not. Meatwad, burn the dresser!"
"I don't know, that's where Carl keeps all his clothes and stuff."

"Hey... we were just out for a stroll in the woods..."
"Yeah, I heard about the woods... THEY BURNED DOWN."

Thats probably not exact but the jist is there.
 
Frylock: Gentlemen, the Ugich M't'achh!

Shake: Frylock, come on. Are you really gonna call it that?

Frylock: Well yeah, I mean, that's the Klingon word for superior galactic intelligence, and that's what this is.

Shake: Superior galactic grandma after eating a block of cheese, smoking three packs of cigarettes, amd drinking a quart of milk--DISGUSTING, that's the word.

Frylock: Well, I invented it, and I can call it what I want!

Shake: Fine! Hey, good luck with the casual sex. I mean it, no, cuz you won't get it--not with that name. Anyway, go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.

IN A RELATED NOTE: They are planning a spinoff of ATHF with just the Mooninites and Plutonians.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Can't wait.
 
Most of my favorites were already said, but I also like the part (in the vortex episode) when Shake tries to get Meatwad to eat the "spaghetti" wire on the plate. "Go get it!"

The 2nd Mooninites episode is probably my favorite episode. Great show.
 
[quote name='goosedude']IN A RELATED NOTE: They are planning a spinoff of ATHF with just the Mooninites and Plutonians.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Can't wait.[/quote]

they've been planning that for a long time now. i remember reading something about it last fall, and there was actually a start date (on tvtome maybe?) that said january of this year. it would be pretty cool if the idea actually ended up happening.
 
Haha-mine is from the Super Spore episode where that Japanese spore alien is trying to learn english and Meatwad tells him that only adults can use swears so he tells the spore to go to his room and says:
"So get your hellin' damnin' ass back in that bitchin' damn room, damn it!"
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']a very simple "We are the mooninites"

i like harvey birdman better, as you can tell from my rank
 
The episode were Shake is trying to become a superhero and 'accidentally' throws radioactive waste on himself.

And of course, the 'Dumber Dolls' episode, featuring the immortal David Cross.

Frylock: Can we hurry up and go now Shake? this is taking forever...

Shake: ...I, I am forever... I AM IMMORTAL!!! (proceeds to leap to his doom)

Mooninites:

Err: We smoke as we shoot the bird!

Inignokt: Fill your eyes... with DOUBLE VISION...

The episode where Carl's body is destroyed by Frylock's super-toilet:

Shake: Will he be able to chase us? 'Cus if I woke up looking like that, I would just run toward the nearest living thing and kill it.

I had better stop now before this becomes a dissertation.
 
[quote name='Ultimatallica']"This porn is infinitly excellent, this dresser though, is not. Meatwad, burn the dresser!"
"I don't know, that's where Carl keeps all his clothes and stuff."

"Hey... we were just out for a stroll in the woods..."
"Yeah, I heard about the woods... THEY BURNED DOWN."

Thats probably not exact but the jist is there.[/quote]

Yeah, and he called Meatwad, I think it was, a "dirty white boy" when he wanted to intice him to do bad things, like setting the dresser on fire.

Then later that episode, they came to the house and Frylock was about to shoot him with his eyes and then they gave him double vision so the blasts like went into a spiral, hit the wall, and revealed Shake in the other room with some porn magazines.
 
"Everything thing we say and do is right."
"I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can."
"Some would say that the earth is our moon, but that would belittle the name of the moon, which is 'the moon'"
 
I believe it goes something like this...

"It's a FARGATE see it has a mowhawk and a wheelchair"

"yeah good luck getting laid with that


cause you won't"

"..come out for we are.."
"sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sund"
"no no just one week"

Frylock: "Anyway I thought it was time we upgraded to High Definition plasma"
Meatwad: "but I thought you said TV was bad for us"
Frylock: "It is...but we fuckING need it"
 
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