Fanservice. That's exactly why no one is buying this game. As a game itself, it's pretty easy and honestly doesn't break any new ground. The series of "Chocobo's Dungeon" have always been this way. Thus, only people who can stop obsessing over Cloud, Sephiroth, Tidus, Vaan, Auron and all of those other typical fanboy/fangirl favorites long enough to appreciate chocobos a bit more will actually want to play this game, realistically. I don't like the game, but I respect the opinions of others and I know this game wont ever do well in the USA. It may have been a bit better if the price point was in the $20-30 range, but at $40+, most people who aren't obsessed with chocobos just don't care enough.