Fiance moved in. Need cheap porn.

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Cant handle bussiness with her in the room, so need some porn to take to the bathroom now. Anyone know any sites to buy some cheap magazines. Hentai Doujinshi/Manga is actually great/preffered.
 
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If she already knows you masturbate, and that you need to take care of yourself sometimes, then why do you have to go in the bathroom? Just jerk it at your computer, the Internet has tons of free porn.
 
[quote name='Matt Young']This is not always true. You haven't met my fiancee.

And yes, I am complaining.[/QUOTE]

just you wait till you are officailly married...it all changes;)
 
Yeah, I just don't understand the whole concept of this thread. When your girlfriend, or fiance, moves in with you you should be having sex every night and twice on sunday. Then you get married, have kids, and never see pussy again unless it's 2 dimensional.
 
If she doesn't want it multiple times a day, then you are doing something wrong. :bouncy:

Also, if she knows you are going to be rubbing one out in the first place, since she has seen this thread, why not just do it in the room like normal?
 
It amazes me that so many people in this topic think that most girls are willing to have sex every day or multiple times a day. If you have a girl like that great....but it just means your one of the luckiest guys on earth. Its like those guys with 2 and 3 wives. It happans but it isnt common. Im fairly lucky that I get it several times a week as it is, most guys I know only get it once a week and not always even that.

And as to jerking off in the room ummm like I said....she wouldnt exactly be comfortable with that and neither would I. I may have the sex drive of a howler monkey but im not yet so inhumane that I just whipe it out and start spanking whenever wherever.

Heh, i was gonna say I was suprised at how many responses this topic has gotten...but I mean its bout porn on the net...so ya.
 
I think the topic poster needs to fix himself up before he commits to another person, but maybe that's just me :whistle2:#

And as far as the sex, I understand not getting some every night. But why can't your fiance just give you a handjob or bj those nights she doesn't want sex? That's what my girlfriend does ;)
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']The whole point of hentai is that you are only limited by the imagination of the artist though. It's the same with regular comics/cartoons vs. live action shows. No matter how cool they make a live action Batman it is still limited compared to what can be done in comics and animation. Hentai and porn is the same in that regard.[/QUOTE]
If you're not turned on by a beautiful naked woman, even if she's just standing in front of you (or a man if you bat for the other team), you should check yourself into a psychiatric facility. Seriously. Who the fuck gets turned on by cartoon porn?! It's like watching little kids :puke:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Okay I understand the porn bit, but Hentai preferred? What the fuck is wrong with you?[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:
 
[quote name='daweba']If you're not turned on by a beautiful naked woman, even if she's just standing in front of you (or a man if you bat for the other team), you should check yourself into a psychiatric facility. Seriously. Who the fuck gets turned on by cartoon porn?! It's like watching little kids :puke:[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure how you came up with something fictitious equalling something real (and illegal).

Erotic art was all they had in ancient times. They didn't have photos, DVDs, or the internet. The centerfold of th month was painted on a cave wall. It really isn't that much of a stretch to think it is still popular even today. Even Playboy recognized the popularity of such art (see Alberto Vargas). Sure, nothing beats a real live human being but that isn't what the topic was about.
 
I'm sorry that I can't facilitate you wanking it on the cheap but I just wanted to put in my two cents, if you'll have them.

If you are serious about having a long term relationship with your fiance, then you really need to change the situation. If I were you, I would try and think of a way that the two of you can do this together.

For example, my girlfriend gets way too sore from penetrative sex everyday but she's got quite the sex drive herself. I give her all the oral she wants, and on the days I want to get off she'll suck me dry no question. It's not my ideal situation, but it works and it's healthy. Try working with her to give her multiple orgasms, so that her getting you off manually is more appealing to her.
 
Do you have a Rune of Torment tattoo? Got any pictures of it? That would be pretty badass. If I ever got a tattoo it would either be the Rune of Torment or the Ubik spray can.

On topic: Maybe you can just download some Hentai and print it out? That seems like it would be cheaper then ordering it online.
 
You can buy Penthouse/etc subscriptions on ebay for like $5 for 2 years...though that isnt your preferred choice of wack material.
 
[quote name='Matt Young']This is not always true. You haven't met my fiancee.

And yes, I am complaining.[/QUOTE]

She trying to get her green card......
 
Here's an idea that is far cheaper than buying porn. Why not just bang your fiancee. I mean afterall that's what she's there for.
 
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