Forget the President of the United States, Who will win the president of Beer?

........ BLASPHEMER!!! Not only are pirates endlessly awesome; they are the only OFFICIAL spokesmen for Rum and Rum derivatives. I don't see any damned Scotch spokesman nearly as cool as a pirate.
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Um...a Scottish man in full battle garb, a sequined gown, could easily take down a pirate. While the pirate is primping his lame ass parrot the Scotsman would just caber toss him. A pirate can't stand up to a tree being thrown in his face.
 
The pirate would totally ball-hook that dress-wearing Highlander pussy. In the 5 seconds it takes that scotty-punk to yell "Freedom!!!", the pirate would've rushed forward and manhandled him with extreme predjudice. It's a little known fact that pirates are the fastest land animals.
 
[quote name='johnnyoski']Good cheap imported beer: Labatt Blue[/quote]

We've already established that Labatt Blue is shit beer except at rediculously frigid temperatures, a point which I still haven't verified myself so I'm sticking to the "Labatt is shit beer" opinion until I can verify this for myself or be proven wrong another way.

How's that for a run on sentence?
 
[quote name='Tromack']But all Scots are immortal. The Highlander was a documentary and it was filmed in real time.[/quote]

Naw man, you can't just become a Highlander, you have to be born one!
 
[quote name='peteloaf'][quote name='Dok Diamond']if anyone drank camo or laser....they would know[/quote]

HS Camo! A buddy of mine, for his frat hazing was forced to down a 12 pack of Camo warm! He said we wished that the University wasn't cracking down on hazing because he would have rather been beaten then drink more Camo[/quote]


Camo is strong as hell i drank a six pack of that i was on my ass....its the 151 of beer
 
[quote name='johnnyoski']
Good cheap imported beer: Labatt Blue[/quote]

I will agree with you on that one, but don't forget Molson Ice (cans) as the ultimate cheap ass import beer
 
[quote name='"daphatty"'][quote name='johnnyoski']Good cheap imported beer: Labatt Blue[/quote]


Actually I prefer Blue Light to regular but maybe the Canadian beer is 'fresher' here since we are right across from the border. Going to the Canadian bars when you're 19, you kind of acquire the taste for it.
 
[quote name='StealthySeal']miller genuine draft baby.... 2nd only to corona! dont flame me cuz im 15 tho[/quote]

I was going to say, "Corona? You better be a girl or 15.". So you get off. Grave, however, does not. Come on man. Its Mexican piss water. I personally am not a fan of Mexican beer, but if you are going to drink it at least drink something relatively good.
 
[quote name='BigDirty'][quote name='johnnyoski']
Good cheap imported beer: Labatt Blue[/quote]

I will agree with you on that one, but don't forget Molson Ice (cans) as the ultimate cheap ass import beer[/quote]

I liked Molson/Labatt/Bud Ice when they first came out, but man that stuff will give you the worst hangover. Problem is I used to drink it like it was regular beer and a 12 pack later I knew I'd be in for a rough morning.
 
[quote name='Tromack'][quote name='StealthySeal']miller genuine draft baby.... 2nd only to corona! dont flame me cuz im 15 tho[/quote]

I was going to say, "Corona? You better be a girl or 15.". So you get off. Grave, however, does not. Come on man. Its Mexican piss water. I personally am not a fan of Mexican beer, but if you are going to drink it at least drink something relatively good.[/quote]

lol okay, well i have tried some others.... but im thinkin about trying the blue whatever from canada lol... any good?
 
Only beer I can even bare tasting is:
Black & Tans
NewCastle
Sam Adams

NewCastle is my fav of those. It's like beer flavored water. :p
 
Oh, and I voted for Miller, for the fact I use to listen to a They Might Be Giants song many many years ago that mentioned "Miller High Life" in a funny lil country song they did. Cha!

EDIT: The song is "Alienation's for the Rich" by They Might Be Giants.
 
I think you're only allowed to call yourself indie around here if you have a New Castle within a 5 foot radius, as well. It's a fact!
 
If I'm feeling like I need to drink like a girl I drink hard cider. Either Hornsby or Woodchuck. Preferably Woodchuck. My friends and I decided it should be considered the "new water", so we tried to replace water with it in our every day life. Needless to say there were disastrous results.
 
[quote name='Tromack']If I'm feeling like I need to drink like a girl I drink hard cider. Either Hornsby or Woodchuck. Preferably Woodchuck. My friends and I decided it should be considered the "new water", so we tried to replace water with it in our every day life. Needless to say there were disastrous results.[/quote]

Well if I ever felt the need to drink like a girl (which I never would but...) I would drink wine coolers. If ever there were a biatch drink, wine coolers are it. (Notice I said biatch not bitch. There is a difference.)
 
[quote name='Fraggler']I think you're only allowed to call yourself indie around here if you have a New Castle within a 5 foot radius, as well. It's a fact![/quote]

Newcastle rules. I love all English beer, Samuel Smith, Boddingtons, John Smiths, Bass... :beer:
 
[quote name='kaw'][quote name='Fraggler']I think you're only allowed to call yourself indie around here if you have a New Castle within a 5 foot radius, as well. It's a fact![/quote]

Newcastle rules. I love all English beer, Samuel Smith, Boddingtons, John Smiths, Bass... :beer:[/quote]

I agree, Newcastle is good but the Irish beers are better. Nothing like a cold Guiness or Murphy's. Those are great after meal beers.
 
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