Frivolous lawsuit alert: Clay Aiken to be sued for being gay

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Nine fans of AMERICAN IDOL star CLAY AIKEN are considering launching a class action lawsuit against the singer and his record company bosses following US tabloid allegations he's gay.

The unnamed fans were shocked by recent unconfirmed claims from a retired soldier that he enjoyed a gay romp with the singer in a hotel room.

In the absence of a firm denial from Aiken, the upset devotees are deliberating filing a class-action lawsuit and a possible Fair Trade Commission complaint against the recording and promotional entities behind Aiken - after finding a lawyer who will take their case.

The fans are taking great care to protect their identities because they're already received serious threats from other Aiken fans.

One of the distressed fans, who is leading the class action charge, says, "Because of the threats that have risen out of this, we are being very careful with what information we reveal, as we settle everything and first make arrangements for the safety of ourselves and our families."

She adds, "The individuals behind the lawsuit are nine former fans. We are all different ages and backgrounds."

"We are accusing (record labels) RCA and Sony BMG of having a vested interest in the marketing and promotion of Clay Aiken as a virginal, asexual character.

"The recent media about Clay has shown this to, apparently, be a lie, and that image (was) only designed to enrich the record company at the expense of consumers. We think that is false advertising.

"So, through our complaints, we would hope to force the record companies to admit their culpability in this manner and give refunds to anyone who bought into the Clay Aiken myth... As former fans, we just feel ripped off and hurt.

"We believe that this was absolutely fraudulent and that we may have actionable recourse against the record company."
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wait, what?

please tell me this is a joke
"We're suing you because you're gay,"
there's no fucking way they'll win, but then again, it is the american justice system...
 
Then I'm suing those idiots, on the count of them being so stupid they needed to hear unconfirmed claims to realize he was gay.
 
What a bunch of ignorant bitches. How could you not tell he was gay?
What ever lawyer takes this case will lose for sure.
 
I hope they do find a lawyer to take their case, and then they can be countersued for defamation of character and those morons will lose whatever little money they have. Moronic fuckers. ALL performers, good and bad, are just an image. The actually person is very often VERY different from the image. The important part here is that what anyone does in their privite lives is none of your fucking business. You can't sue because you buy a CD that sucks, why the hell would anyone think you can sue because the performer is gay? This IS the single dumbest lawsuit I have ever heard of. There are many stupid lawsuits in the US, but this one takes the cookie.
 
[quote name='mietha']I hope they do find a lawyer to take their case, and then they can be countersued for defamation of character and those morons will lose whatever little money they have. Moronic fuckers. ALL performers, good and bad, are just an image. The actually person is very often VERY different from the image. The important part here is that what anyone does in their privite lives is none of your fucking business. You can't sue because you buy a CD that sucks, why the hell would anyone think you can sue because the performer is gay? This IS the single dumbest lawsuit I have ever heard of. There are many stupid lawsuits in the US, but this one takes the cookie.[/QUOTE]

Clay is that you?
 
So a bunch of teenage girls have to find a new idol to worship. There are plenty out there whats so important about this one. We can only hope that they get whats coming to them.
 
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Hahaha, sometimes, Google Ads are just funny for no reason at all. Especially at 1:00 in the morning.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']
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Hahaha, sometimes, Google Ads are just funny for no reason at all. Especially at 1:00 in the morning.[/quote]

LoL - Clay Aiken will pay you $300 for 15 minutes of your time - isn't that what started this mess :D
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']
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Hahaha, sometimes, Google Ads are just funny for no reason at all. Especially at 1:00 in the morning.[/quote]
It's times like these when I regret having blocked Google Ads.
 
If they win I'm suing wrastlin' for being fake. Should I start construction on the olympic sized pool I'll fill with all the money? Ooo, or maybe I should sue Nike for encouraging me to join Bode.

[quote name='Z-Saber']It's times like these when I regret having blocked Google Ads.[/QUOTE]

For about 2 seconds ;)
 
Why wasn't George Michael sued after his little escapade in the men's room of a rest area? Everyone always thought he was "asexual", too. After all, he did write "I Want Your Sex".
 
The best part is not that he is being sued for being gay, but that he is being sued for an article from a tabloid. Can I sue Jennifer Anniston for not denying that she thinks Angelina is a tramp?
 
[quote name='starman9000']The best part is not that he is being sued for being gay, but that he is being sued for an article from a tabloid. Can I sue Jennifer Anniston for not denying that she thinks Angelina is a tramp?[/QUOTE]

this opens up a lot of doors in the legal world. the possibilities are endless...
 
[quote name='HumanSnatcher']I swear, they should put a picture of him right next to the term metrosexual in the dictionary...[/quote]

You signature is awesome! God I love that game.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']wait, what?

please tell me this is a joke
"We're suing you because you're gay,"
there's no fucking way they'll win, but then again, it is the american justice system...[/QUOTE]

No, they're suing him because he hasn't said he isn't gay...

Because there's a difference...
 
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