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[quote name='Rocko']I hate Sham-Wow commercials.

Edit: Yes to both, or are you going straight to a Fort Myers Beach hotel?[/quote]

stayin in venice except for saturday night. we're going to stay at a hotel in ft myers sat since our flight out on Sunday is at 8am.
 
O rly?

My SHAMWOW! still hasn't shipped. I'm kind of getting worried. You should do some SHAMWOW! quizzes, and order a SHAMWOW!, and let me know what happens.
 
[quote name='Chika']:rofl:i might've seen this before, but i just stumbled it again - it's hillarious

ACTUAL COLLEGE THEME PAPER - HEY I COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"?
Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor
at an American University.

"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.
The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person
sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write
the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the
first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The
first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and
forth. Remember to reread what has been written each time in order
to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking
and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The
story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of my English students:

Rebecca -last name deleted, and Jim - last name deleted.

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STORY:
(First paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home,
now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times,
that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs,
keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if
she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again.
So chamomile was out of the question.
-----------------------------------------------------
(Second paragraph by Jim)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack
squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to
think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named
Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S.
Harris to Geostation 17, he said into his trans- galactic communicator.
"Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so
far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed
out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across
the cockpit.
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(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he
felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one
woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers
of Skylon 4. Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and
Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news
simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window,
dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed hurriedly and
carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract
her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things
around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?"
she pondered wistfully.
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(Jim)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live.
Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership
launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted
wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament
Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target
for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the
human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty
the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough
firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop
them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium
fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor
off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion,
which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie and 85 million other Americans.
The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't
allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of
the sky!"
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(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature.
My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate
adolescent.
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(Jim)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts
at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F*CKING TEA??? Oh
no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele
novels."
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(Rebecca)
Asshole.
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(Jim)
Bitch.
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(Rebecca)
Wanker.
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(Jim)
slut.
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(Rebecca)
Get f*cked.
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(Jim)
Eat shit.
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(Rebecca)
F*CK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!
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(Jim)
Go drink some tea - whore.
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(Teacher)
A+ I really liked this one.
[/quote]:lol: I have to save that.
 
So you're not actually going to Fort Myers then? Because Venice is like an hour and a half away from Fort Myers Beach.
 
"HD gaming will bring about the video game industry crash of 2009" - DMK

"I hope Nintendo fails in the next generation of consoles so they're forced to do handheld only" - DMK

(I'm not making those quotes up)
 
[quote name='Maklershed']"HD gaming will bring about the video game industry crash of 2009" - DMK

"I hope Nintendo fails in the next generation of consoles so they're forced to do handheld only" - DMK

(I'm not making those quotes up)[/QUOTE]

Needs more charts/graphs.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Why does the all spark in Transformers seem to only create evil transformers? So much of this movie makes no sense.[/quote]
#-o
 
[quote name='Rocko']So you're not actually going to Fort Myers then? Because Venice is like an hour and a half away from Fort Myers Beach.[/quote]

it looks like wednesday/thursday we're going to do disney, friday venice and saturday ft myers.
 
Also, does anyone have some Nintendo registration codes they don't want? I really want that stylus set but I only have enough codes to get to like 300 points since I sold all of my DS games and a bunch of my Wii games, and it takes 600 points. :[
 
[quote name='darthbudge']You are about 2 year late on that one tclark.[/quote]
Somebody sent it to me, i'd never seen it.
 
I went to the OU women's basketball game today. It was pretty fun.

I accidently bought that Fastlane Street Racing game today. I guess I clicked buy now when I was playing on the app store. Waste of $3.99.
 
I was just playing some Far Cry 2. The game seems interesting but I don't like the feel of the gun play. The weapons just feel and sound weak.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I was just playing some Far Cry 2. The game seems interesting but I don't like the feel of the gun play. The weapons just feel and sound weak.[/quote]

That game is great, I am about 50% done with it.

The gun play takes a little bit to get used to though. I suggest loading up with a Sniper Rifle, it is almost always a one hit kill.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Which Disney parks are you going to?[/quote]

havent gotten that far yet. we're gonna get parkhoppers so we can just wing it.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']That game is great, I am about 50% done with it.

The gun play takes a little bit to get used to though. I suggest loading up with a Sniper Rifle, it is almost always a one hit kill.[/quote]
I'm not that far into it. I just finished the first few objectives. One thing that annoyed me, though, was
in the beginning when you first wake up and have to escape, I didn't know you had to die. Reloaded a couple of times trying to find my way out but I didn't know which way to go or who were the good guys and bad guys.
I hate when games do that.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'm not that far into it. I just finished the first few objectives. One thing that annoyed me, though, was
in the beginning when you first wake up and have to escape, I didn't know you had to die. Reloaded a couple of times trying to find my way out but I didn't know which way to go or who were the good guys and bad guys.
I hate when games do that.[/quote]

The main thing that annoys me about the game is that there are no friendlies, spare occasionally when one of your buddies comes to save your ass, or you have to save their ass.

You do missions for factions, but never join that faction.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Get Rock Band 2, Marklershed.[/quote]


I don't have room for it at the moment or I would. I can't wait to try the drums.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I forgot how much fun Guitar Hero 3 is. I suck at it though.[/QUOTE]GH3 is the worst of the worst. The boss battles kill that game. The duels in 4 are so much better.
 
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