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MY BAD, I WASN'T AWARE THE WRITER ISN'T AN ACTUAL REVIEWER, HE JUST LIKES TO BE ENTERTAINING INSTEAD OF BEING ACCURATE -- PLEASE IGNORE WHAT'S WRITTEN BELOW[/QUOTE]
I never said he wasn't a real reviewer. I was talking about his news posts.
As for the FFXIII review, I'll admit it was probably his most over-the-top review ever, but I don't think it was a bad review or trolling.
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A 4/10 definitely sounds like an attention grab. I mean listen to this guy:
But let's start the...oh wait
Is this gamefaqs?
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Sounds like you didn't heed his warning.

But honestly, nothing he said was false there. FF fanboys (and fanboys in general) do tend to act the way he described.
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Finally, we can look at some of his points.
Actually, the characters have no idea what's going on either.
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I'm pretty sure he was talking about how the game just throws you into the story without any explanation as to what's going on. You start off on that train, where the characters obviously know what's happening, yet you have not even the slightest clue. This would be alright if it was just a short intro, but the game takes forever before the player is finally caught up.
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You can call XIII's story bad, it's an allowed opinion. But bad by FF standards?

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As I've said before, disagree with him if you want, but that's his honest opinion. And a lot of others seem to agree with that part as well, so I believe him.
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This is blatant trolling or a clear sign this guy is 12 years old.
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I'll admit that line was childish, but he was pointing out something that a lot of other people agree with. Most of the characters seemed like broken records repeating the same words and phrases over and over. At least that's how I felt.
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They mention that once --
at the end. Everything else in the narrative revolves around selfishness and personal development. Only at the end do they realize they should probably be friends with everyone.
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That's a flat-out falsity. Snow repeats several times throughout the story that he wants to "save both Serah and Cocoon!"
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Ugh, this guy's narrative analysis is nauseating, let's skip down to a different section. Oh but wait I had to quote this just because of how professional this guy sounds
Anyways
This is where we get to something that is a poorly conceived personal opinion. "FFXIII has an auto-attack, it does it for you and that's pretty dumb." Talk about a blatant comparison against older JRPGs, where traditionally you select every skill and command yourself. Not for a moment does he consider FFXIII is effective at being something else -- instead it's just bad at being Final Fantasy.[/QUOTE]
He points out that the battle-system is like management instead of action, which is true. Whether you like it or not is an opinion. Plenty of people like it, and plenty don't. He's not hating on it for being different. He's hating on it because he doesn't like the management focused battle system.
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So I have to ask (especially if other destructoid reviews are done in this manner), how is spreading misinformation in a review good for anything but pleasing the people that also hate the game (aka attention grabbing).
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He's not spreading misinformation. He's spreading his opinion of the game. And apparently that opinion is pretty negative. The writing shows it. You don't have to agree with him, but that doesn't make any of it false.
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He says FFXIII plays itself in this 4/10 review. Is that fair? The battle system could be 1/10, but it surely doesn't play itself. He can't comprehend an ambiguous narrative, it's bad. He says the characters get what's up, they don't. He says they care about the world, when? He thinks Fal'Cie is a "stupid word" -- what? What exactly is this guy after?
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Pointing out that he was sick of that word was meant to indicate how the game wasn't able to make him care about the story and characters through the ridiculous, repetitive dialogue. I'm inclined to agree with him in that regard. I hated the story and characters and the way it was told.
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I could express all the issues he has with the game and give it a 4/10 without sounding like a complete hater. When you see reviewers write like this, saying things like -- you have serious issues in terms of integrity.[/QUOTE]
His review does come across as harsh, but I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing considering that was the point. He didn't like the game, so he spent the review explaining why.