GGT 143 chainsawed Kudo Tsunoda, not in Gears 3 but for real

[quote name='j-cart']Kinect party on my windows 8 machine that is linked with my XBL gamer-tag anyone?[/QUOTE]

I'd rather beat off into a sock that was just on Kudo Tsunoda's foot.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']And I loved every second of it.

RIP Fat US Wannabe Itagaki.[/QUOTE]

I don't know who he is?

[quote name='CaptainJoel']It's almost a tie between Blow and Molyneux, but I'd kill Blow first because he's a bigger asshole.[/QUOTE]

My man!
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']I don't know who he is?
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Dude who worked at EA, then went to MS and is basically the spearhead of Kinect. He just comes across as a gigantic douchebag.

I know you've seen him before.
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And he's always wearing those shades. Always.
 
Also to keep the discussion open from last GGT. . .
[quote name='hankmecrankme']If you were locked in a cage with Kudo Tsunoda, Jonathan Blow, and Peter Molyneux, and they were all instructed to sell you on their shitty projects, which one would you kill first?

I'd probably shank Blow first.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Dude who worked at EA, then went to MS and is basically the spearhead of Kinect. He just comes across as a gigantic douchebag.

I know you've seen him before.
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And he's always wearing those shades. Always.[/QUOTE]

Douchebag!?!?!? But he teaches us about the greatness of Kinect!

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[quote name='hankmecrankme']If you were locked in a cage with Kudo Tsunoda, Jonathan Blow, and Peter Molyneux, and they were all instructed to sell you on their shitty projects, which one would you kill first?

I'd probably shank Blow first.[/QUOTE]

See I just want to punch Molyneux in the face every time he talks about a new game he's making that is going to be revolutionary.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']If you were locked in a cage with Kudo Tsunoda, Jonathan Blow, and Peter Molyneux, and they were all instructed to sell you on their shitty projects, which one would you kill first?

I'd probably shank Blow first.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't kill anyone, but I dislike Blow the most. Like don't get me wrong I enjoy Braid, but he comes off as a guy who thinks he knows it all. He also seems far more content to tell everyone else what they are doing wrong, than to tell everyone what he is doing right.

In contrast, Kudo is so ridiculous I can't be mad at him, he makes every Microsoft press conference full of face palming excitment. And you can tell Molyneux really cares about what he's making, he just always over hypes what is going to be in it.
 
Any chance I could kill all three simultaneously? Like, shove a stick dynamite up blows ass and push him into the other two?

By far, Molyneaux is the most harmless... he's just annoying... the other two scream "I'm a professional douchebag!"
 
[quote name='icebeast']I wouldn't kill anyone, but I dislike Blow the most. Like don't get me wrong I enjoy Braid, but he comes off as a guy who thinks he knows it all. He also seems far more content to tell everyone else what they are doing wrong, than to tell everyone what he is doing right.

In contrast, Kudo is so ridiculous I can't be mad at him, he makes every Microsoft press conference full of face palming excitment. And you can tell Molyneux really cares about what he's making, he just always over hypes what is going to be in it.[/QUOTE]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Molyneux doesn't give a shit about what he's doing. Every time there's a new Fable he's like "Well, the last Fable game was really quite rubbish and there were all kinds of concepts and visionary conceits I wanted to incorporate, but they were really quite silly and childish. Really, it was a lot of tosh. You're a fool for buying it. But this new Fable is going to revolutionize the RPG. In the newest Fable, what if you didn't have a character? What if the story revolved around you and the world you live in. As you play through the game, you realize the ties between this magical world and your own, and come to realize that the world I've created might be the real one. But how have you gotten yourself mixed up in a fake figment of my conception of reality? You also have a dog.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Any chance I could kill all three simultaneously? Like, shove a stick dynamite up blows ass and push him into the other two?

By far, Molyneaux is the most harmless... he's just annoying... the other two scream "I'm a professional douchebag!"[/QUOTE]
Yes, that's an option.

Though Blow would probably like having a stick of dynamite shoved up his ass. . .:puke:

[quote name='Chacrana']Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Molyneux doesn't give a shit about what he's doing. Every time there's a new Fable he's like "Well, the last Fable game was really quite rubbish and there were all kinds of concepts and visionary conceits I wanted to incorporate, but they were really quite silly and childish. Really, it was a lot of tosh. You're a fool for buying it. But this new Fable is going to revolutionize the RPG. In the newest Fable, what if you didn't have a character? What if the story revolved around you and the world you live in. As you play through the game, you realize the ties between this magical world and your own, and come to realize that the world I've created might be the real one. But how have you gotten yourself mixed up in a fake figment of my conception of reality? You also have a dog.[/QUOTE]
I read this in Molyneux's voice.

I just had a preview of E3 2012.
 
[quote name='icebeast']I wouldn't kill anyone, but I dislike Blow the most. Like don't get me wrong I enjoy Braid, but he comes off as a guy who thinks he knows it all. He also seems far more content to tell everyone else what they are doing wrong, than to tell everyone what he is doing right.
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100% truth.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']So... you enjoy Braid, then?[/QUOTE]

... Thank you for pointing that out, this makes up for my PS3's YLOD.
 
Played through the first act of Gears 3 and quit at the first checkpoint into Act 2.

Loving it so far!

No more tonight though as I'm going to see the Pearl Jam Twenty documentary in a bit.
 
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I think I'm on the last boss of Chains of Olympus. I just need to kick it's ass, which was proving problematic earlier.


[quote name='BlueScrote']Horde 2.0 is.. interesting. It has deployables and equipment.[/QUOTE]

Uh... this thing you've been posting on? It's called the internet. You can use it to get information really quickly. Some people refer to it as the information super highway. You should learn to use it... then you'd know that Horde 2.0 added these tower defense-esque elements of building turrets and such.

Hell, Joel and I were discussing it in here a couple months ago, I think. :p
 
Lies!

I haven't really been following gears all that much to be honest. All I knew was they wre retooling horde, adding beast mode, and dedicated servers.
 
[quote name='BlueScrote']Lies!

I haven't really been following gears all that much to be honest. All I knew was they wre retooling horde, adding beast mode, and dedicated servers.[/QUOTE]

I know, I know, I was just giving you shit.

Does it ruin horde? Or does it make it more interesting?


[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']also speeding tickets are balls[/QUOTE]


Any chance if you show up, they'll plea it out to a non-moving violation?
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']idk what that is but i already mailed the check[/QUOTE]

If you show up in court, the officer who wrote the ticket can agree to have you plead guilty to a lesser offense, which is often a non-moving violation and essentially ends up as a aggravating fine, rather than something that carries a fine, puts points on your license, makes your insurance rates go up.
 
I'm glad that Jeff Gerstmann is willing to spend tons of his own money on stuff so that nobody else has to, like hundreds of dollars in Game Room games and $75 on Gears of War 3 launch DLC.
 
Kill JBlow.

It is nice that my old logitech GT wheel works wit GT5.

Going to New England next week with the family. We are a little early, but hopefully the kids will get to see the fall colors somewhat.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']If you show up in court, the officer who wrote the ticket can agree to have you plead guilty to a lesser offense, which is often a non-moving violation and essentially ends up as a aggravating fine, rather than something that carries a fine, puts points on your license, makes your insurance rates go up.[/QUOTE]

welp

its whatev my car isnt drivable so i couldnt make it there anyway
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']welp

its whatev my car isnt drivable so i couldnt make it there anyway[/QUOTE]

WTF happened to your car? Did she slash your tires?
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']WTF happened to your car? Did she slash your tires?[/QUOTE]

Maybe he ran her over and she ruined his suspension.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']WTF happened to your car? Did she slash your tires?[/QUOTE]

check engine light came on and it started shaking, got some parts replaced, today it started locking up---couldnt move wheel or accelerate/break. got it moving and parked but not driving it when its doing that, the trial would be an hour away.

im sad yoiu guys, it was our six month, gay
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']check engine light came on and it started shaking, got some parts replaced, today it started locking up---couldnt move wheel or accelerate/break. got it moving and parked but not driving it when its doing that, the trial would be an hour away.

im sad yoiu guys, it was our six month, gay[/QUOTE]
Damn, that's some nasty shit. Sounds like a broken belt to me, but I'm no mechanic. I had that happen once, I was close to home at least, but I had to make 5 turns with no power steering. That was a trip. Luckily I was on a back road with no other cars around.

And you have every right to be sad over a break up. Just take your time, recover, and move on. Find someone better for you.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Damn, that's some nasty shit. Sounds like a broken belt to me, but I'm no mechanic. I had that happen once, I was close to home at least, but I had to make 5 turns with no power steering. That was a trip. Luckily I was on a back road with no other cars around.

And you have every right to be sad over a break up. Just take your time, recover, and move on. Find someone better for you.[/QUOTE]

I didn't know you could be so sensitive Hank
 
i was in the process of parking when it happened, mechanic cousin seems to know how to fix,

we're officially taking a 2 week break from eachother and then seeing where we are. but you know how things go
 
I have to buy Halo 3 again :whistle2:( Got a cheap copy of the Limited Edition off of Half.com recently, but the game disk has small cracks in it (most of the rest wasn't in the advertised "Like New" condition, either). It looks playable, but I don't want to risk it somehow breaking the 360. Seller gave me a full refund and said I could keep it, but now I'm back to shopping around for a playable copy. Want to get a non-PH vanilla edition this time, though.

[quote name='icebeast']I wouldn't kill anyone, but I dislike Blow the most. Like don't get me wrong I enjoy Braid, but he comes off as a guy who thinks he knows it all.[/QUOTE]
He is, he really is. I actually got into a minor internet argument with him well before Braid came out, along with some other people IIRC; I believe it was in the comments on some GameLife post about games as art or something. So in short, if you said the reason why I didn't buy Braid was to spite Blow, you'd be half right.

(The other half? I think the art style is fugly.)
 
[quote name='whoknows']I didn't know you could be so sensitive Hank[/QUOTE]
You don't get to my age and not be able to be sensitive or empathize with others.

Well, usually. . .

[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']i was in the process of parking when it happened, mechanic cousin seems to know how to fix,

we're officially taking a 2 week break from eachother and then seeing where we are. but you know how things go[/QUOTE]
My brother is a mechanic, so I hit him up when something goes wrong with my car.

See what happens after the break, but don't force it. There's a fine line between "through thick and thin" and "it'll never work but I'll stick around because I want to be with someone".

My 2 cents anyway.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']And I loved every second of it.

RIP Fat US Wannabe Itagaki.[/QUOTE]
I hate Blow far more than that douche.
[quote name='gunm']Kill JBlow.

It is nice that my old logitech GT wheel works wit GT5.

Going to New England next week with the family. We are a little early, but hopefully the kids will get to see the fall colors somewhat.[/QUOTE]
I don't think you're going to see any unless you plan to stay awhile. Leaves haven't started to change yet.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Then transfer the content later. :dunce:;)[/QUOTE]


I would, but I want to take the older xbox and just put it away.

I'll just preoccupy myself by continuously opening and closing the disk tray to play that sound.
 
[quote name='Rei no Otaku']No one else picked up Lonesome Road? It's really good so far.[/QUOTE]
That road is indeed lonesome.

:cool:

[quote name='Indignate']I would, but I want to take the older xbox and just put it away.

I'll just preoccupy myself by continuously opening and closing the disk tray to play that sound.[/QUOTE]
The 360 Slim's sounds are hilarious.

My power brick is louder than my system.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']You starting KotOR for the first time, Dallow?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I feel like its going to take me forever since I have to talk to everyone.
And when I got the enemy uniform I talked to everyone again.
 
[quote name='dallow']Yeah, I feel like its going to take me forever since I have to talk to everyone.
And when I got the enemy uniform I talked to everyone again.[/QUOTE]

That's how you're supposed to play.
 
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