[quote name='hankmecrankme']Ice cold.
Besides, Shrike is a playboy. He's been in more vagina than a gynecologist. He doesn't want to get tied down just yet.[/QUOTE]Incorrect on more than one count.
[quote name='Indignate']I'd let him into my vagina if I had one.[/QUOTE]Thanks, but no thanks.
[quote name='hankmecrankme']I'd let him get up to his elbows in mine if I had one.
He's a tall drink of water, that one.[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='linkpwns']I wonder if this talk offends him, or if it's just to be expected by now.[/QUOTE]It's expected, without question.
[quote name='hankmecrankme']1. Depends on how much he can take a joke.
Though he's probably dead sexy, which is no joke.
2. It's probably expected. At least it should be by now.
He's like, twice your age, so you should respect your elders.[/QUOTE]1. Joke? This is a use of the word "joke" that I wasn't previously aware of.
2. It's beyond expected, at this point.
[quote name='linkpwns']I think he's much like the majority of our parents: seeing great potential in us, but continuously disappointed at our unwillingness to grow up.
So instead he just frowns and shakes his head.[/QUOTE]To see great potential, there first must be great potential. As there's none to be had, there's nothing to see here.
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Be real, if Shrike was your dad, he'd be delivering beatings daily. His belt would be worn as hell. I'm sure he wouldn't approve of underage drinking, pot smoking, or same-sex relations with someone who goes by the name "BriBri."[/QUOTE]Thanks so wrong on more than one level.