GGT 224 just realized that life is one big circle jerk with QTEs and grinding

[quote name='Indignate']I agree with Spicybot.

Whoknows, shut the fuck up.[/QUOTE]

You and Taco should get a hotel room and play all the bad indie games you want together.
 
[quote name='Indignate']Why?

He can just come to my house.[/QUOTE]

You shouldn't do such inappropriate things with your family around.
 
pokemon is a pretty sick game

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[quote name='Krymner']Leda needs a baby.

MY baby.....[/QUOTE]

She already has like 8 kids and is on welfare.

That's how she's able to not have a job and just take pictures of herself all day.
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']here's one challenge: A hallway that leads to two different stairways, one leading up, the other down. Whichever one you choose will lead you in a circle and back to the same two stairways. The solution? Turn around and suddenly there will be a new room behind you.

Hey ohhh[/QUOTE]


... And people were telling me to buy this game?

That is not a puzzle but rather a "clever trick". It works only once and that's it, thanks for spoiling it and saving me money.

Also the new rep system addition to SWTOR is in line with the lore of the Hutt Cartel (in which the Cartel Market is the cash shop) are being dubbed "The Corporation". I fucking love it, so blatant but genius. Pay that guy who came up with this an extra few coins.
 
[quote name='whoknows']She already has like 8 kids and is on welfare.

That's how she's able to not have a job and just take pictures of herself all day.[/QUOTE]
What a dumb slut
you dont need the kids for welfare
you can get it by yourself trust me

my favorite form of government assistance is the flex card
 
[quote name='Indignate']Why the fuck would Emma Stone get into a car with a random ass Chinese man?

Bitch would be raped in a second.[/QUOTE]
She tired of dem big dicks in hollywood she needed a break she like put dat small in me dawg!
 
[quote name='Indignate']I'm not.

Women are nefarious for being raped.[/QUOTE]
ok
anita sarkeesian is a good buddy of mine
dont make me bring her in here
 
[quote name='The Crotch']So apparently you can make a city in the new Sim City with zero commercial or industrial sectors, because the happiness bonuses from things like parks are so great that people will flock to your worthless city and stay there, doing nothing, forever.

Pathfinding is also a slight probblem:
[/QUOTE]

The game is getting messier and messier. It's making for really good reading as simcity fans uncover more issues. What's interesting is that because of server issues, people are still playing a gimped game. There's no telling what will go down to resolve the "under the hood" sim issues. More gimping, I guess?

So I got home early for lunch and had part of the afternoon to run through a game of civ. I decided to try out Ethopia -- I don't run into them in a lot of games and I've never played them. Thought I'd go for a tall culture win. Got absolutely destroyed. This was on deity. I knew from the start I was fucked, but I thought I'd roll with it and see how far I could get.

Culture is tough for me, because I'm tied up in beakers and gold. That's all I see. Even hammers come down to beakers and gold for me. That's the tough part of deity, you're starting so far down. It creates a mental block for me, because I absolutely have to rush science to catch up, and if I'm not playing UN/military/science, that game of catch-up can get in the way of major cultural objectives. It's a bitch, man.

Anyhow, it was another game with goddamn King Hawaii. Patchouli was in there, too, they were the big dogs this game. I played nice with them all along, but it was lil' Gandhi who DOW'd me in the end. Around T220. I had no chance anyhow, Hawaii had completed Apollo earlier and would've won with science by T260 or so.

I want to beat the fuckin game with culture. On deity. Without warmongering. And I'm not doing the one-city challenge bullshit, that's lame. I want a genuine civilization win on this.
 
[quote name='snakemaster2389']that kristen bell is a slut, there's no option to even meet her in private but she'll record a 15 second voicemail wtf[/QUOTE]

I don't like you anymore.

She's too good to meet anyone in private for money. She's not a prostitute.

She's classy.

 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']fuck Perfect Dark Zero.[/QUOTE]

I really like the three about the motion controlled stuff.

Also the one about people whining about games installing.
 
[quote name='GUNNM']Awesome article.
#1 is the best fuck the fanboys and lol@ #11.
Triforce waited in line for a week like an idiot for that shit[/QUOTE]

#1 is a good one.

Mainly because everyone knows the PS3 is the best.
 
[quote name='Indignate']Guys.

Leda has a iPhone 5 now.

I don't know what that means.[/QUOTE]
She can be a cam whore in better quality.
 
[quote name='snakemaster2389']ign is a joke lol. sad news today for my maiden fans, clive burr passed away :( rip. \m/[/QUOTE]

Sad news indeed.
 
[quote name='snakemaster2389']ign is a joke lol. sad news today for my maiden fans, clive burr passed away :( rip. \m/[/QUOTE]
Maiden sucks
 
so my evening is spent eating a lean burger watching floe play DS

[quote name='snakemaster2389']gtfo nub![/QUOTE]
Run to the hills their only good song. They blow
 
[quote name='GUNNM']so my evening is spent eating a lean burger watching floe play DS


Run to the hills their only good song. They blow[/QUOTE]

The Trooper is their best song, also you're wrong!
 
[quote name='The Crotch']I'll get you that save file shortly, dothog.[/QUOTE]

I'll look for it. In the meantime I'll be pissing around with Ethiopia.
 
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