[quote name='j-cart']You forgot Spygating, tripping players from the sideline and them old man DICK pics to hot interns.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, good catches.
"No, we don't have cameras in the footballs. . .Don't be silly. ^__^"
"Whoops, I was just chillaxin' and this wide receiver tripped over my foot. My bad."
"I'mma sext this girl a pic of my dick, then tell her I'mma wrangle that ass after I slip out of my Wranglers. Real. Comfortable. Jeans."
Bonus storyline: "So two dudes got stabbed at a party I was at. Wasn't me, I swear."