GGT 84 Bought Killzone 3 And Regrets It Like Last Night :(

[quote name='Chacrana']There are maybe like 3 game series that have online communities past the first six months. So yeah, that assumption should work.[/QUOTE]

Yep. Which is why dumping money into online multiplayer is usually wasted money, unless you barebones halfass it. Which is usually the case anyway. :bouncy:

Anyone down for some Red Faction Guerrilla multiplayer?
On PC.
 
[quote name='Amblix']Well I found Noel more enjoyable to play, but A-11 is fucking beast, 3 out of 8 matches I had were flawless (no damage taken) she has beastly range, but is kind of boring.

I'm not so into fighters, Blaze is the first one I've ever been into.[/QUOTE]

There ya go! She's apparently better in CS2, so there's that too.

[quote name='hankmecrankme']Anyone down for some Red Faction Guerrilla multiplayer?
On PC.
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Yell at me later tonight.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']You found a diglett in your girl's snatch, didn't you?
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No, but I was walking around my house and keep finding weird animals in fucking crazy places. I found a tiger in my toilet, a beetle on my toothpaste, and other weird shit just pops up places.

[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Invizimals saved Joel's marriage.

I know you did seanr, that's why you're a bro and I'm not gonna make fun of you anymore.

If I get another I won't try to make the next GGT.[/QUOTE]
I would give you one, but I don't have any, JSP. The next one I'm getting will be with White and I'll be using that one myself.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']No, but I was walking around my house and keep finding weird animals in fucking crazy places.[/QUOTE]

A man in her asshole?
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']No, goddamn it, no! I think my macbook charger just died. AGAIN.[/QUOTE]

You're next.

Well, in a perfect world.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']No, goddamn it, no! I think my macbook charger just died. AGAIN.[/QUOTE]

You should follow its lead.

Also why do you have a Macbook? Only ReRo can have them.

Didn't know they made MS Paint for Macs. . . :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']You should follow its lead.

Also why do you have a Macbook? Only ReRo can have them.[/QUOTE]

I hope JSP dies, and YOU follow his lead.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I hope JSP dies, and YOU follow his lead.[/QUOTE]
Your mom will be next after I charge her up. :drool:

It'll be like a twisted episode of Silver Spoons.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Your mom will be next after I charge her up. :drool:

It'll be like a twisted episode of Silver Spoons.[/QUOTE]

the only thing twisted is your asshole. Guess we know where those silver spoons went.
 
I beat the shit out of it in a rage, now there's a crack running across it and the light doesn't work but it's charging the computer.

I also threw my desk chair across the room.

I need to work on channeling my anger.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']the only thing twisted is your asshole. Guess we know where those silver spoons went.[/QUOTE]
In your mouth. That wasn't chocolate pudding, dear.

[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']I beat the shit out of it in a rage, now there's a crack running across it and the light doesn't work but it's charging the computer.

I also threw my desk chair across the room.

I need to work on channeling my anger.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']I beat the shit out of it in a rage, now there's a crack running across it and the light doesn't work but it's charging the computer.

I also threw my desk chair across the room.

I need to work on channeling my anger.[/QUOTE]

I punched through my Toshiba laptop's screen. This was after I broke the hard drive by slamming my fist down on the keyboard. I replaced that, but obviously didn't bother when the screen went kaput.

Do not regret.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']In your mouth. That wasn't chocolate pudding, dear.
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I know it wasn't. The only pudding I had, I blew in your mom's face.
 
TBH I'm just really really bad with dealing with frustration, especially when it comes to technology just being a dick and not working for no reason. I'm not as bad as I used to be about it (I legit wrecked the fuck out of my room at home a lot) but yeah I'm pretty much charlie sheen crazy. A big reason I think I play vidya games is to get out anger before I drive my car into a house or something.

I imagine this means the charger is on its way out and I'll have to pay at least 40 bucks for a new one. Again. For the second time within a year.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']There's a twisted skillshot in Bulletstorm.[/QUOTE]

I laughed my ass off when I got that one. It's like they made the game for me.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I know it wasn't. The only pudding I had, I blew in your mom's face.[/QUOTE]
Please, your little dollop of baby batter couldn't drown a flea.

[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']TBH I'm just really really bad with dealing with frustration, especially when it comes to technology just being a dick and not working for no reason. I'm not as bad as I used to be about it (I legit wrecked the fuck out of my room at home a lot) but yeah I'm pretty much charlie sheen crazy.

I imagine this means the charger is on its way out and I'll have to pay at least 40 bucks for a new one.[/QUOTE]
Take up boxing or MMA.

I just want to see you get wrecked. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']!!! Plot twist!! More like PLOT TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWISTED!!!![/QUOTE]

Yeah, your mom's DNA is what made you so stupid.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Yeah, your mom's DNA is what made you so stupid.[/QUOTE]

And your DNA is what made me a black G Unit thug that watches Bravo and shops at Crate & Barrel for their faaaaaaaaaabulous selection of chairs and other furniture.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']And your DNA is what made me a black G Unit thug that watches Bravo and shops at Crate & Barrel for their faaaaaaaaaabulous selection of chairs and other furniture.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. You're only half the man I am, and I'm a borderline bitch.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']A man in her asshole?[/QUOTE] If i ever say it, I'm sure I'd find an invizimal in there :cool:

[quote name='hankmecrankme']Sorry about that, CaptainJoel.
 
I wouldn't mind running through Bulletstorm on the hardest difficulty too. The only part I had trouble with was that small room in chapter 7 that just kept throwing guys at you.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Threads like that are why I try to stick to the GGT.[/QUOTE]

You mean there's stuff outside the GGT? :shock:
 
:lol: That thread simultaneously cracks me up and grosses me out.

Also, this needs to make its way into the GGT:

[quote name='CaptainJoel']I'm circumcised. Also, I'm very well hung.[/QUOTE]
 
I tend to just stick to the Deals forum/GGT. Some stuff I can't help but read, though. Like the GameShare PS3 thread.

Edit: And what I posted in the circumcision thread is pure truth. 9 inches here.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']fuckin' gross.

I don't want to hear about CaptainJoel's dick in here.[/QUOTE] You know you were always curious, Hank. :cool:

[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']
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[/QUOTE] THREE-WAY CLIMAX!
 
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