Gimmicks, bells and whistles + Rube Goldberg OTT

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[quote name='Strell']Speaking of clothing prices, I tried to find some nice textured cargo shorts for summer, since denim cut offs are for girls and I could use a new pair that isn't some fratboy khaki.

Can someone explain to me why in the fuck shorts cost as much or more than pants? I can get a nice pair of jeans (as mentioned earlier) for 40, and that's only if I'm not waiting for Express Men to have their sales where you can get them super cheap.

But every damn store I went to had shorts for minimum 35 on up to 55. I couldn't believe it.

YOU USE LESS MATERIAL YOU fuckS[/quote]
Basketball shorts ftw.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Paris didn't. I almost feel bad. No matter who you are I gotta imagine being called a cock hungry jail bird has got to hurt.[/QUOTE]

Ok ok I'll stop saying that. But now we need a new danger phrase, alright?

Geez.

All you cabana boys are all alike.

[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Basketball shorts ftw.[/QUOTE]

I only wear athletic shorts during athletic activities - gym, running. I'm trying to find shorts that won't look bad in the heat of Texas summer, which is always about 3 degrees from flesh's melting point.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Paris didn't. I almost feel bad. No matter who you are I gotta imagine being called a cock hungry jail bird has got to hurt.[/QUOTE]


The problem ios that it wasn't very funny. I hearsd some of Sarah's Silverman's routine and it sucked.

She could have at least stolen the line from Joel at the Soup and pointed out that, now with Paris going to jail, she'll have more street cred than P. Diddy.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Basketball shorts ftw.[/QUOTE]

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"Sexy."
 
[quote name='rabbitt']Finally, a good-sounding Era Vulgaris on oink.[/QUOTE]Excellent.

This on top of Ear Drum yesterday makes me a very happy man.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I'm obviously not a mod, but going from the time of the posts and the one quote that's there, it looks like DarkNessBear is to blame - the bit of his post that was quoted looked nasty, and the actual post is deleted.[/quote]
Can't be, as that quote's from the first page. What I see is that io addresses his post to somebody named "2pop," which I cannot find in the thread or in the member search. So it makes me think some noob popped off like an idiot on Wombat and was banned ASAP for it.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']My boss finally got back to me...and I'm not sure if I've got a job this summer.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.[/quote]

looks like a long summer of fuck for you.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']Excellent.

This on top of Ear Drum yesterday makes me a very happy man.[/QUOTE]

If I'm not mistaken, that's Vanilla Ice that you've downloaded ;)
 
[quote name='rabbitt']If I'm not mistaken, that's Vanilla Ice that you've downloaded ;)[/QUOTE]I grabbed some Ricky Martin too, at one point ;).


♪ Livin' La Vida Locaaaa... ♪

:lol:
 
[quote name='Moxio']$60 on jeans?

Ridiculous.[/quote]

I have one pair of jeans that were well over $100.
I never thought really expensive jeans were worth the price until I tried a pair on.

Sucks now because every other jeans I own pales in comparison.
So it's like I only have 1 pair of jeans.
And I wear them too much.

And I don't want to buy another $100+ pair.

And, and, :cry:
 
[quote name='dallow']I have one pair of jeans that were well over $100.
I never thought really expensive jeans were worth the price until I tried a pair on.

Sucks now because every other jeans I own pales in comparison.
So it's like I only have 1 pair of jeans.
And I wear them too much.

And I don't want to buy another $100+ pair.

And, and, :cry:[/QUOTE] What brand are they? I was looking at these, the other day.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']My mother is really good with fixing electronics so it's a little risk.[/quote]

hopefully they work as is and don't even need any fixing
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Basketball shorts ftw.[/QUOTE]

Even a good pair of basketball shorts runs $40. Give me a t-shirt and a pair of jordan shorts and I am set.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']Even a good pair of basketball shorts runs $40. Give me a t-shirt and a pair of jordan shorts and I am set.[/QUOTE] But then you need a hat to match the t, and that's another $20-30. And don't forget the shoes ...
 
[quote name='Strell']
I only wear athletic shorts during athletic activities - gym, running. I'm trying to find shorts that won't look bad in the heat of Texas summer, which is always about 3 degrees from flesh's melting point.[/quote]

A few years ago, work implemented a new site dress code. No shorts, which absolutely sucks. However, females can wear all sorts of breezy attire... I'm tempted to borrow a skirt from chika and tell my boss it's got something to do with my religion. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']But then you need a hat to match the t, and that's another $20-30. And don't forget the shoes ...[/QUOTE]

I'm not too big on hats anymore.

I do need a new pair of kicks though
 
All I wear -- and this is year round (I'll get a jacket/beanie for the winter though) -- are dress shirts with the sleeves and dress pants, with flip flops or dressy shoes.

I can't stand jeans and shorts for some reason.

[quote name='Z-Saber']Walmart and Kohl's shorts FTW.[/QUOTE]Fixed, and agreed.


edit: I will, however, wear shorts when refereeing or jogging, and t-shirts if I'm in the mood, which isn't often.
 
Actually, I need some shorts.
I don't own any.

Which sucked, I played tennis yesterday and felt like a damn fool.
I need to start playing tennis again, slim down.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']All I wear -- and this is year round (I'll get a jacket/beanie for the winter though) -- are dress shirts with the sleeves and dress pants, with flip flops or dressy shoes.

I can't stand jeans and shorts for some reason.

Fixed, and agreed.[/quote]

I love to wear dress pants and flip flops.
My ex frowned on it, but it feels so fresh.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I'm not too big on hats anymore.

I do need a new pair of kicks though[/quote]

Man, you probably have enough shoes to rival chika's collection.

I think there's a man law against that.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Man, you probably have enough shoes to rival chika's collection.

I think there's a man law against that.[/QUOTE]

I only got like 6 different pairs right now :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']$70 for ugly shorts?

Eww, no. ;)[/quote] It's not about how they look, it's about how loud they are. Ever since my time in the East Coast, I've really liked very obnoxious clothes. Like the last two pairs of Dunks I bought:


 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Man, you probably have enough shoes to rival chika's collection.

I think there's a man law against that.[/quote]

i need a nice shoe rack. the size of a large bookcase.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']playing tennis in pants? That shit is whack.[/quote]

Yeah, I considered going to a store to buy a quick pair, but I'm so picky.
I will never play in pants again.
 
[quote name='dallow']Yeah, I considered going to a store to buy a quick pair, but I'm so picky.
I will never play in pants again.[/quote]

i like the nike super wicking quick dry shorts. they're the best. modells ftw.
 
[quote name='zewone']Again, I'm not going for how it looks, just how much they clash.[/QUOTE]I suppose if you're clashing on purpose they can look good...:whistle2:k
 
[qu[quote name='zewone']It's not about how they look, it's about how loud they are. Ever since my time in the East Coast, I've really liked very obnoxious clothes. Like the last two pairs of Dunks I bought:


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hahaha the funny thing is that we, on the east coast, say that loud clothes/shoes like those are west-coast style
 
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