Groupees: [NEW] Build a Greenlight Bundle 33 + Oktoberfest + MiniBundle 7

[speedwerd]

Build A Greenlight Bundle 33

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/bagb33

Must spend at least $1/pick 2 games

Gamelist:

• HotLead (
  
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• Shattered Throne (
  
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• Gigachess (
  
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• Militia (
  
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• Intense Wizardry (
  
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• Squirbs (
  
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• Worlds of Chaos: Corruption (
  
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• Of Carrots and Blood (
  
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Oktoberfest Bundle

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/oktoberfest

For the minimum of $2, you get the following:

• Oktoberfest Manager (
  
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• Crazy Chicken Tales (
  
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• Pixel Heroes: Byte & Magic (
  
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• Soulcraft (
  
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• 3 Albums + $1 Groupees Prost Coin

Mini Bundle 7

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/mini7

For a minimum of $2, you get the following:

• Supreme League of Patriots Issue 3: Ice Cold in Ellis (
  
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• Tristoy 2 Pack (
  
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• Abducted (
  
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• The Blue Flamingo (
  
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• The Minotaur (
  
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Other Non-Gaming Bundles:

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• The Nerdcore Bundle
• Over The Horizon
• Women of Dynamite Comic Bundle
• The Enigmatng Bundle

Icon Guide

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= Steam Key

= Steam Greenlight

= Desura Key

= GoG Code (Click To Redeem/Enter Code)

= GamersGate Serial Key

= DRM Free Download

= Steam Trading Cards Available

= Playable On PC

= Playable on MAC

= Playable on Linux

 

[AionTelos]

Game looks fun, and I'll happily be wrong for a dollar.

 

[Motoki]

Sometimes I wish I gave a shit and cared about what I was buying....but it's a dollar and the Moran in me is too strong

It's a dollar for something you should have already gotten with another bundler you already paid for but they had a shit bundle with shit tiers and Jonny was being a hard ass and wouldn't lower the bar like he has every other time, most like just so he could save it so people like you would pay him more for it instead of getting it with something they already bought.

 

[gilby]

Sometimes I wish I gave a shit and cared about what I was buying....but it's a dollar and the Moran in me is too strong

Yup. $1 for six games plus an album and a comic. That's enough for me to pull the trigger for a Groupees bundle.

 

[Foxhack]

This bundle seems to be selling pretty well. I was thinking I might use my Groupees coin on it if it turned out to be decent, but now it seems like it could possibly sell out before it goes live.

Boy howdy.

What's worse, selling 3000 bundles at the $1 preorder price, or say, 300 bundles at the $1 preorder price plus 1500 to 2000 at whatever second tier they have?

I hate this limited amount bullshit.

 

[headpiece747]

It's a dollar for something you should have already gotten with another bundler you already paid for but they had a shit bundle with shit tiers and Jonny was being a hard ass and wouldn't lower the bar like he has every other time, most like just so he could save it so people like you would pay him more for it instead of getting it with something they already bought.

At less they didn't do dollar days because I moran'd BM21 and Eye4Eye I can't stop I have a problem.

 

[SevereTireDamage]

Moran'd. I don't know why anymore. I guess that 2D Minecraft-wannabe was enticing enough.

 

[spoderman]

Predator Sim might as well be confirmed to be in the bundle.. ShiftySlug owns it. Meh. It's not looking good when the only revealed steam game is shit (and 99 coins on tremor, which is nearly free).

 

[MinDRIoT]

But it's "an action arcade RPG packed with endless gameplay"

 

[Motoki]

Predator Sim might as well be confirmed to be in the bundle.. ShiftySlug owns it. Meh. It's not looking good when the only revealed steam game is shit (and 99 coins on tremor, which is nearly free).

It pretty much was confirmed if the ridiculous 'clue' in the AOL chat (reposted to Reddit) is any indication.

ChatBot (!help)Canada01:03 hints: dentist instruments, eye for an eye, #Cecil are hints for one of the games --JasmineMcCoy @ Thu, 06 Aug 2015 19:10:31 GMT

cecil was the lion which has been killed by an american dentist. and in predator simulator u play as a lion and kill humans - eye for an eye

And yeah it sucks. Shit game. Been bundled before and highly likely to be a 19 cent weekly deal at some point.

 

[spoderman]

It pretty much was confirmed if the ridiculous 'clue' in the AOL chat (reposted to Reddit) is any indication.


And yeah it sucks. Shit game. Been bundled before and highly likely to be a 19 cent weekly deal at some point.

Yeah I saw the clue but wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt.. I wasn't sure if they'd include some shitty unity asset game in the bundle and reveal it so early.. but apparently they did.

 

[Motoki]

Yeah I saw the clue but wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt.. I wasn't sure if they'd include some shitty unity asset game in the bundle and reveal it so early.. but apparently they did.

LOL you actually still think Poopees has some semblance of standards however meager at this point?

 

[Tomasety]

 

[nitrosmob]

Stop Poopees stop.....Of course we have so many Morans on here that are like,  "Oh $1-$1.50 preorder prices. It says 6 games....they can't all be terrible." Bundle is revealed and then everyone says "Oh well it was only $1-$1.50 and one or two have cards." I've stopped this horrible cycle and now spend that saved money likely on Comics haha. 

 

[Tomasety]

Stop Poopees stop.....Of course we have so many Morans on here that are like, "Oh $1-$1.50 preorder prices. It says 6 games....they can't all be terrible." Bundle is revealed and then everyone says "Oh well it was only $1-$1.50 and one or two have cards." I've stopped this horrible cycle and now spend that saved money likely on Comics haha.

I'm glad to read at least someone is getting out of drug bundle dependency.

Man, you are more than welcome to the club of the weirdos.

 

[Neuro5i5]

Nearly 2 months since my last Poopies purchase. So, this is what sober feels like. Nice.

 

[HBX]

People will cape for them even if the bundle contains crappy asset flip games that are in Greenlight, are eventually Greenlit, the developer makes getting Steam keys a major hassle, and for all of that crap, the games don't even have cards.

I mean some of these games in their bundles look so bad that they make Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta look like a damn masterpiece in comparison. Browser games I played back in the day look way better than some of the crapioli they're peddling.

 

[spoderman]

Stop Poopees stop.....Of course we have so many Morans on here that are like, "Oh $1-$1.50 preorder prices. It says 6 games....they can't all be terrible." Bundle is revealed and then everyone says "Oh well it was only $1-$1.50 and one or two have cards." I've stopped this horrible cycle and now spend that saved money likely on Comics haha.

wtf comics

 

[indef]

This thread is starting to read like a bad intervention.

 

[Neuro5i5]

...a bad intervention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iDBmncDeqw

 

[indef]

Speaking of interventions, the Dynamite #3 bundle added the previous two Dynamite bundles as higher tiers ($40 & $45).  As someone who skipped every comics bundle ever, this is stupidly tempting.  Add in the $200 mystery box/store credit tier for another 5 bucks...

 

[spoderman]

Uh yeah, these games look terrible, and only 1 steam game isn't a repeat.

 

[Motoki]

But there's a limited quantity! Better hurry!

I'm starting to wonder if Poopees hired a psychologist consultant because they seem to know all the tricks to make us make terrible purchasing decisions over and over.

 

[spoderman]

But there's a limited quantity! Better hurry!

I'm starting to wonder if Poopees hired a psychologist consultant because they seem to know all the tricks to make us make terrible purchasing decisions over and over.

Srsly. They can't trick me with their limited quantity BS, but it does make me constantly re-evaluate buying their bundles which is a pain. I shouldn't have to think so much about buying a $1 bundle

Sometimes I wish I could be a Moran, life would be so much simpler if I wasted money on shitty Groupees preorders

 

[Drabelincoln]

One of us. One of us

 

[spoderman]

Anyone else notice that someone changed the Groupees ChatBot so that it doesn't tell you the percentage of upvotes/downvotes anymore? It gives you a really lame joke whenever you !upvote or !downvote. For example:

iGnomeFrance16:56
!downvote

ChatBot (!help)Canada16:56
i always downvote the punk rock album that would be to restart it.



I don't know who controls the chatbot, but this seems like a really shitty way of hiding how bad their bundles are.

 

[indef]

I don't think anybody would consider chat votes a valid metric towards judging the quality of a shitty bundle.

 

[spoderman]

I don't think anybody would consider chat votes a valid metric towards judging the quality of a shitty bundle.

We wouldn't, but you never know about those crazy Groupees chat people!

 

[Motoki]

You pretty much have to drink the Kool Aid to reside in the Poopees AOL chat otherwise you get bombed, bitchified and sex changed.

 

[Foxhack]

Bah. I'm tempted to use my stupid Groupees coin on that OST bundle. I want those albums but don't want to give them much cash.

 

[Motoki]

You know it's bad when people don't even want to pay Poopees in their own fake money they got for free.

 

[JSweeney]

But there's a limited quantity! Better hurry!

I'm starting to wonder if Poopees hired a psychologist consultant because they seem to know all the tricks to make us make terrible purchasing decisions over and over.

Well, the did recently seem to get smarter and get rid of the $1.50 preorders. It may sound silly, but I've a feeling there are a lot of people who have a certain mental threshold that will tell them at $1.50 "Why would you moran that shit. You know it's bad". But at $1? "What the hell! It's a buck!".

 

[Motoki]

I still think they will try to charge more for per-orders for the bundles that are merely shit, like Be Mines, vs the ones that are bloody disease infested explosive diarrhea. It's just that the bloody disease infested explosive diarrhea bundles far outnumber the merely shit ones these days.

Of course the've also figured out they can get much more money out of the pervs who like to look at pics of underage nekkid cartoon girls so don't expect any cheap anime porn visual novel bundles any time soon.

 

[Souffrir]

I was just looking through my purchase records and the last time I bought a game bundle from Groupees was the BM17 back in January.

 

[MinDRIoT]

You fakeCAG 

 

[Wa1terSobchak]

Poopies new Pre-Pooporder ($1):   Who's Pooping Nao: Poopaholic 2 Pooplight Bundle

https://groupees.com/shoppaholic2

 

[CheapLikeAFox]

Groupees has been dead to me for a while now. RIP

 

[nitrosmob]

Dead is Dead. 

 

[JSweeney]

I still think they will try to charge more for per-orders for the bundles that are merely shit, like Be Mines, vs the ones that are bloody disease infested explosive diarrhea. It's just that the bloody disease infested explosive diarrhea bundles far outnumber the merely shit ones these days.

Of course the've also figured out they can get much more money out of the pervs who like to look at pics of underage nekkid cartoon girls so don't expect any cheap anime porn visual novel bundles any time soon.

I just wish there was some way for us to harness their horrible perversity for good. Like they actually manage to put together a good bundle because they can show them the sales number for pervy pervertson's under anim-age bundle and convince them "See! We can move software! Trust us!"

 

[Motoki]

In case anyone actually gives a Poopee

These are the hints.

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Maybe someone can decipher them...

From the chat: (Motoki Edit: )
Respawn Man - hint 8
Lift It - hint 4
Beyond Humanity - hint 6

My God, these games look horrible!
Beyond Humanity looks mediocre rather than horrible, but the other two just plain look horrible.

TL;DR - Don't bother. It's the rejected trash scraped off the bottom bowels of Greenlight.

If anything, that shitty Paint Shop Pro filter makes them look better than they really are.

 

[HBX]

Who's Idling Now?!

 

[Souffrir]

A free issue (Red Sonja #1) has been added to the Dynamite 3 page. You have to scroll down all the way to the top contributor section and click on the image to get it.

 

[HBX]

Went ahead and downvoted those games. Looks like even Reddit has reached its tolerance level for Groupees special brand of crap.

Gonna need many bundles of this to clean up the mess.

 

[BobbyTastic]

A free issue (Red Sonja #1) has been added to the Dynamite 3 page. You have to scroll down all the way to the top contributor section and click on the image to get it.

Unfortunately it doesn't add to your Groupees account, it's just a direct d/l. But still better than nothing, thanks for the heads-up.

 

[Souffrir]

Unfortunately it doesn't add to your Groupees account, it's just a direct d/l.

If you aren't backing up all your DRM-Free Groupees purchases, anyway, you're doing it wrong.

Because we all know Groupees isn't backing anything on their site up.

 

[Motoki]

Personally, I would be more likely to buy some of these Poopees (or Humble even) comics bundles if they redeemed to Comixology or Dark Horse or hell even Google Play.

You pretty much have to back them all up anyway because Poopees but having them on an account with built in reader software would have been nice.

 

[gilby]

Unfortunately it doesn't add to your Groupees account, it's just a direct d/l. But still better than nothing, thanks for the heads-up.

The issue was in one of the Humble Dynamite bundles. Not sure which one, but I have it.

Personally, I would be more likely to buy some of these Poopees (or Humble even) comics bundles if they redeemed to Comixology or Dark Horse or hell even Google Play.

You pretty much have to back them all up anyway because Poopees but having them on an account with built in reader software would have been nice.

I think some Humble books bundles have included keys for Google, and possibly other sites. I couldn't tell you which bundles, but I seem to recall something of the sort.

 

[BobbyTastic]

The issue was in one of the Humble Dynamite bundles. Not sure which one, but I have it.

I think some Humble books bundles have included keys for Google, and possibly other sites. I couldn't tell you which bundles, but I seem to recall something of the sort.

Don't the book bundles just let you load the books to a compatible device or something?

But yeah, I have it on Humble I think.

 

[gilby]

Don't the book bundles just let you load the books to a compatible device or something?

But yeah, I have it on Humble I think.

Many or most of them do. I just seem to recall links to redeem on Google and possibly elsewhere for at least one bundle.

 

[gilby]

And after a quick look at my Humble library, it looks like I seem to recall something that isn't so.

Book bundles do have instructions for uploading to Google Play, but it's a manual process.  If there was a comic bundle that included keys for some comic site I didn't buy it.  More likely I'm getting it confused with something else.

 

[Motoki]

AKA you Foxhacked.