Groupees: [NEW] Build a Greenlight Bundle 33 + Oktoberfest + MiniBundle 7

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Build A Greenlight Bundle 33

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/bagb33

Must spend at least $1/pick 2 games

Gamelist:


Oktoberfest Bundle

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/oktoberfest

For the minimum of $2, you get the following:

Mini Bundle 7

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/mini7

For a minimum of $2, you get the following:


Other Non-Gaming Bundles:


Icon Guide

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= Steam Key
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= Steam Greenlight
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= Desura Key
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= GoG Code (Click To Redeem/Enter Code)

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= GamersGate Serial Key
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= DRM Free Download

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= Steam Trading Cards Available
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= Playable On PC
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= Playable on MAC
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= Playable on Linux

 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EtCrHBq7Ds

Hey morans, get ready to pre-order
Poopies is shitting something
That's been known to make you wonder
How much greenlight garbage you need
So stick around
You're gonna hear cyanic's excuses
Solid walls of nonsense

Say, Indie Kings and Eddie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Shitty and the Slugs
Oh but they're slick and they're cunning
Oh Yanni he's really shady
He's got fake gold coins, a mohair suit
You know I read it in AOL chat
Shitty and the Slugs

 
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The previous three epic music bundles were excellent.  This one is certainly worth moraning for anyone who likes music bundles.  (No, not you Motoki.)

 
So it says all profits go to charity then 80% to charity is clicked. Where is that 20% going? I guess CC fees on a $1 purchase are pretty high so that could be it.

 
Those games in those Miller bundles and most Groupees bundles look terrible. I love how when the bundle actually shows its contents no one mentions it....as it usually is terrible. 

 
I love that we have a fan club and they totally troll here. They don't post though. It's scary outside the protections of a walled garden where everyone drinks the Kool Aid.

Well LetsMaybe posts but she's a bit of a double agent.

 
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I love that we have a fan club and they totally troll here. They don't post though. It's scary outside the protections of a walled garden where everyone drinks the Kool Aid.

Well LetsMaybe posts but she's a bit of a double agent.
Isn't LetsMaybe a dude? It's hard to tell these days
 
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I think LetsMaybe is a dude because I went to Tomasety him and ended up being disappointed. Couldn't link him to Groupees officially.

He's probably Johnny's alt and comes on here to say, "What's up my fellow young people? Have you heard about the rad new Groupees Epic Music bundle? It's full of kickin' tunes and groovy jams! Epic is still cool to say, right?"

 
I don't want them gender-changed people usin' my chat! What if one a them follows muh daughter into chat? People will pretend to go through gender-changing just so they can bitchify her with chat powers! Johnny ain't make no Bruce and Caitlyn in Just Chat, and I don't want to confront my true feelings bout secretly wantin' it muhself!

 
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Even Miller thinks his bundle sucks.. so uh, yeah.. don't buy it.

https://www.steamgifts.com/go/comment/8IR5kvb
So the takeaway from this is that it's better to throw a bundle of worthless games out there instead of waiting for a better time and also be sure to tell people that your bundle isn't worth buying. Groupees needs to be careful of giving out their business strategies like that, humble's listening!

 
Well the miller bundle has +1s for Morans and the background game was the best game in the bundle. Only one that could be OK is ultra minimalistic platformer about running fast or something.

 
So the takeaway from this is that it's better to throw a bundle of worthless games out there instead of waiting for a better time and also be sure to tell people that your bundle isn't worth buying. Groupees needs to be careful of giving out their business strategies like that, humble's listening!
well Humble has been doing those worthless bundles with E3 and streamer bait bundles to pass the time :p

 
well Humble has been doing those worthless bundles with E3 and streamer bait bundles to pass the time :p
The most recent E3 bundle wasn't worthless though.. I bought it for Grey Goo and Ghost in the Shell

I know a bunch of other CAGs that did as well

 
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At this point I think it's clear that Thomas Brooke (aka Jonny Cappucino) is a scheister the likes of Tony Novak of Desura infamy. The difference is he surrounds himself with yes men and drones and manages to somehow half assedly have his servants BS their way through every shady ass situation and somehow people are letting him do it.
Are you for real?! I get it, this site's reputation proceeds it, so it's part of the personality to be edgy, dismissive and cynical. And afterall, this is a message board, so it's all fair game to offer opinions, right? As they say, of course, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

But, let me ask you something? You think it's cool to make a statement like that knowing absolutely nothing about me? Who are you to judge me? Let me see if I can play that game:

"It's clear by now that Motoki is a worthless low-life who if he tried to say something like that to my face would be slapped around like the whiny little bitch he no doubt is."

That is of course unfair and so I apologize for any offense. For all I know, you are a great friend to those who know you, a wonderful brother/sister, wife/husband... who knows. I won't judge you because as far as I'm concerned that's BS.

But let me share a couple of facts since you choose to go there... I have a family, including a wife and two children, I have a full-time job (not Groupees) which allows me to support my family and, frankly, support Groupees. I don't take a salary from Groupees, never have and never will. I do it because I can support 7 other people and pay them, which is pretty cool I think, provide a site where people can hang out, shoot the shit, get games, music and other digital content for a great price while providing exposure to artists who might not otherwise find an audience. Pretty crappy of me, I know.

These are my choices, and I don't want or expect thanks. But don't kid yourself for a moment. Saying crap about people who you have no knowledge of is utter BS and frankly a pathetic way to live.

Tomasety was all up in his Facebook and his sister's Facebook a while back cuz Tomasety and suffice it to say he lives the good life.
Stalking my Facebook and my family's Facebook? Frankly, it's really not worth the time but guess I should feel honored.

I was bored and searched a little bit for more info on Thomas Brooke.

2009 article about a startup he had called "Venture Solutions" forecast $4.5 million annual revenue by 2011. The website is no more.

However, Mr. Brooke is listed on the website for a company called Mindful Insights. Not sure if it's related to Venture Solutions (like an offshoot or rebrand) or a different entity altogether.

Another site with Brooke's credentials. I had to stop myself here since if I keep pulling this thread I'll probably find out Thomas Brooke was behind the Enron scandal and 2008 financial crisis.
Not exactly super sleuth material here. My LinkedIn profile is published on the website.

I didn't know what it was but went to look it up. Sounds like some shady money laundering shit packaged up all nice.
Really? Not quite sure how you reached that conclusion but let me help you with this. Uphold is trying to disrupt financial services because it's exclusionary and ridiculously expensive. There are millions of people around the World who are unbanked, don't have access to ways to send and use money except on ridiculous and indefensible fee basis. Uphold is trying to change that. It's your money and you should have free access to it and free ways to move it cross borders without being gouged by banks..... yea, really bad, right? I should be ashamed to be the General Counsel of this company.

Carry on with your ignorance and hate.

 
Groupees gets plenty of well-deserved criticism. No need for me to chronicle that stuff here as it's well known. But I'll point out that beyond the fact that so much of the stuff being peddled is shovelware and asset flips, there have been plenty of instances of activity I'd definitely classify as shady.

So maybe it's not fair to single out Jonny, but I definitely think he's more to blame than, say, Chatbot.

Rather than spending time responding to criticism on forums that are not yours, why not spend it rallying the staff and talking about finding good games, using more sound business practices, and taking responsibility when things go wrong?

Understand why these things are being said. I'm sure you're a super dad and love puppies and all that. But the basis of most of the personal criticism comes from the way Groupees acts as a business entity. You're merely the face. I'm sure it's not personal.

 
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"It's clear by now that Motoki is a worthless low-life who if he tried to say something like that to my face would be slapped around like the whiny little bitch he no doubt is."
I'd let you find out how that worked out but you're old as fuck so I don't want you to get a hernia.

 
IF indeed Johnny has chosen to visit this site: Welcome!  I say that sincerely as I think it best to have a representative from your company on this site and forum.  Amazon and other sites has had a representative before as well.

Johnny, I can appreciate your comments, but bear in mind that there have been numerous reports of shady business practices from groupees reported by developers for instance.  As the public head of groupees, I am sure you understand the direction of the criticism.  Also, most of us have been around long enough to remember the server issues which caused problems with past purchases.  I think we can agree that the quality of games has been diminishing over time.  I applaud you for your efforts in keeping around multiple bundles at the same time.  I, for instance, actually like the music bundles.  I also think your site's management of purchases is good as well.

Welcome Johnny, I hope that you can take some critic from this forum.  Perhaps by doing so, it can help make groupees better.  We would be happy to supply you with information about what we like and what we think could be improved upon.  This forum's slogan could be: Let's Make Groupees Great Again! (my sad attempt at humor)

Motoki is not the only person on the site or forum with a critic about groupees.  Feel free to browse the other forums as the regular members critique Indie Gale, Bundle Stars, Amazon, Steam, etc...  Please also understand that Motoki is a valued member of this site, very helpful/informative and great friend.  While I can appreciate your example, your "calling Motoki out" could be taken as being petty, showed immaturity and quite simply any threat of violence or intimidation IS NOT OKAY, which I am sure you would not want to come across.  If you want people to have a better opinion of you, we are open to your communication here on CAG.  Feel free to have fun comments or whatever information you would like.  We might actually grow to like you if we knew you better.

Lastly, regarding Uphold; too early for me to tell.  I would need to know business model to understand more.  

Cheers

 
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