Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave.

[quote name='bardockkun']I Think yellow is step up from basic white.

Then again she was horny and deadly I'm sure.[/quote]

Haha, the more I think about it, the more it makes me question what kind of "man" robs a hair salon to begin with.

"Oooooohhhh...girlfriend, this is a stick up! Hand over that bottle of Herbal Essences!"

"Vhat? You come here little man! I vill break you!"

"Oh no! Why are you touching me??? OMG! Stop it! Girls are icky! Ewwwwww, don't put that thing on me! Ahhhhhhh!!!"
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That's directly from the police report in case anyone is wondering. :cool:
 
[quote name='johnnypark']I've known a lot of friends (99% female) who have been raped or sexually abused, and it pisses me off when people make jokes on the subject.[/QUOTE]

You've known at least 100 people who've been raped?

I really, really wanted to make a joke here.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']
And no, I don't like lesbians/lesbian activities.. so that idea is gone.[/QUOTE]

...Really? I mean, that's cool and all, but it's kind of odd(relative to the norm). I've seen a lot of girls making out, and a few going down on each other and it was fucking SWEET.
 
Sounds like the wouldbe premise for Tarantino's half of Grindhouse 2.
 
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