Happy Festivus: For the Rest of Us

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Well I just wanted to wish everyone a happy festivus

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in this time of festivus I encourage everyone to do their own

Airing of Grievances: At the Festivus dinner, each participant tells friends and family of all the instances where they disappointed him or her that year.

and

Feats of Strength: The head of the family tests his or her strength against one participant of the head's choosing. Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned to the ground. A participant is allowed to decline to attempt to pin the head of the family only if they have something better to do instead.

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[quote name='hobocorpses']Ikohn4ever......My son tells me your post STINKS!!:D[/QUOTE]


well since I created the thread I consider myself the head of the household, which means I choose to wrestle your son as part of great feats of strength
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Allow me to be the first to say: What is festivus? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

Festivus is a nondenominationalholiday featured in an episode of Seinfeld, a popular American television sitcom of the 1990s. The holiday was a plot device in episode number 166 of the show, titled "The Strike", which first aired on December 18, 1997. Many people, influenced or inspired by Seinfeld, now celebrate the holiday, in varying degrees of seriousness. Some do it religiously, others do it in good tidings in their respect to Seinfeld.
According to Seinfeld, Festivus is celebrated each year on December 23, but many people celebrate it other times, often in early December. Its slogan is "A Festivus for the rest of us!" An aluminum pole is generally used in lieu of a Christmas tree or other holiday decoration. Those attending participate in the "Airing of Grievances" which is an opportunity for all to vent their hostilities toward each other, and after a Festivus dinner, The Feats of Strength are performed. Traditionally, Festivus is not over until the head of the household is wrestled to the floor and "pinned."
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

Festivus is a nondenominationalholiday featured in an episode of Seinfeld, a popular American television sitcom of the 1990s. The holiday was a plot device in episode number 166 of the show, titled "The Strike", which first aired on December 18, 1997. Many people, influenced or inspired by Seinfeld, now celebrate the holiday, in varying degrees of seriousness. Some do it religiously, others do it in good tidings in their respect to Seinfeld.
According to Seinfeld, Festivus is celebrated each year on December 23, but many people celebrate it other times, often in early December. Its slogan is "A Festivus for the rest of us!" An aluminum pole is generally used in lieu of a Christmas tree or other holiday decoration. Those attending participate in the "Airing of Grievances" which is an opportunity for all to vent their hostilities toward each other, and after a Festivus dinner, The Feats of Strength are performed. Traditionally, Festivus is not over until the head of the household is wrestled to the floor and "pinned."[/QUOTE]

Ah. Well, I don't watch Seinfeld, hence my ignorance in the matter. :lol:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Allow me to be the first to say: What is festivus? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

Since Seinfeld technically began in 1989 (with the Seinfeld Chronicles pilot), and you call yourself the Don of the 80s... could we start a petition to strip you of your title? ;) :lol:
 
i really wanted my friends family to celebrate festivus, because in the feats of strength everyone would get their ass killed and it could have been great.
 
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